re: #6 sizzzzlerz

Somebody suggested that if you ever are seated next to this jackass, wait until the plane pulls back from the gate, say to him, “ooops, almost forgot this” and pull out and put on your mask.

The really fun part of that is that if he’s being a big enough jackass, they will divert the flight to get him off the plane, which will cost him a boatload of money because airlines really frown on passengers disrupting their flight operations (and the FAA isn’t exactly a fan, either).