re: #6 No Malarkey!

Trump says he will testify in his criminal trial because he did nothing wrong. Trump absolutely will not testify, and if he does he will practically convict himself out of his own mouth.

Oh, I hope he does, in fact, testify. Why, I can see it now!

“I DO NOT HAVE A TINY MUSHROOM DONG! LOOK AT THIS!!” and he whips it out for the jury. 😂