The reason you see so many people gunning for me is that I’m a real journalist. But you can’t catch me. I’m the ginger bread man.

— Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson) November 26, 2014

I was gonna point out to Chuckles that the Gingerbread man gets eaten in the end. Then I saw…

@inthesinbin1 lol. good point. I read the sanitized version.

— Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson) November 26, 2014

Wait, what, really? He didn’t know how that story ended? The whole point of the story is that the Gingerbread man gets eaten because of his arrogance and gullibility. Actually, I guess it kind of makes sense he never learned that lesson.