re: #293 kirkspencer

VI is pretty bad. Ewoks fuck up a lot of stuff.

A) Ewoks are kind of evil, since they’re ready to do human sacrifice at a moment’s notice in some sort of religious fervoer.

B) Ewoks fuck up the narrative of the big bad Empire, because the Empire can’t even handle midget hamster-people with rocks and sticks. The scene where the Ewoks are lightly touching the Stormtroopers with branches over and over and it’s just beating them down is hilarious in a bad way.

And the plan to rescue Han was ridiculously convoluted and nearly failed. The heroes really weren’t very good at being heroes.