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The Latest Moronic Right Wing Racist Meme: The "Obama Phone"

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No Malarkey!9/28/2012 1:11:14 pm PDT

re: #293 kirkspencer

heh. and meh. Rather than telling why the prequels ruined your childhood, watch them in an intelligent order. (Called the machete order.)

IV, V, II, III, VI. I belongs in the same viewing folder as the cartoon and the Christmas specials - non-canon spinoffs.

It works, by the way, because II and III demonstrate that yes he IS Darth’s son because he’s following the same general path. Then VI redeems all of both threads.

And JarJar becomes a one-off background character like the canteen dancers, there are no midichlorians, there’s no really weird near-pedophilic love story, …

No, Sheldon says George Lucas must disappoint you in the order that he intended.