On November 8th, I’m voting for Trump.

On November 9th, if Trump loses, I’m grabbing my musket.

You in?

— Joe Walsh (@WalshFreedom) October 26, 2016

Wait, is “grabbing my musket” a euphemism for masturbation? NO @WalshFreedom, I do not want to watch you masturbate! https://t.co/rRZN8u62I0

— aceoaces (@aceoaces) October 27, 2016

Either he’s saying he’s going to commit treason, or he’s inviting people to masturbate with him. Those are the only two possible ways to read that tweet.