re: #376 Occasional Reader

Yep. And when I was about one year old, I hit a waitress on the head with a bottle.

Really. (So I’m told.)

She was apparently getting all cootchy-coo with me; I got annoyed, picked up my bottle by the nipple, and bopped her on the head. No damage done, fortunately.

I’d have picked up her nipple and bopped it on my head instead. At least, I like to think that’s what I would have done…;~)