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Stupidest Right Wing Conspiracy Fantasy of the Month: #JadeHelm

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jaunte4/30/2015 11:30:53 am PDT

“…Following news of Governor Abbott’s action, however, citizens in Oklahoma expressed concern of overreach by the Texans, and Oklahoma’s governor has called up Guardsmen there to keep an eye on the Texas troops, as the Texans watch the federal soldiers.

Authorities say that troops under control of the State of Louisiana will be tasked with keeping a sharp eye on the Oklahomans, and that the New Mexico Guard will swoop in to watch the Louisiana troops.

No word yet on which state will move in to watch the New Mexicans, but Arizona authorities were highly suspicious of the move. Colorado authorities, meanwhile, are rumored not to give a damn one way or another.”