Stupidest Right Wing Conspiracy Fantasy of the Month: #JadeHelm

The idiocy boggles the mind
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This man is an idiot

Never in the history of the United States has there been a military exercise on American soil… oh wait, yes there has. Lots of times. But right wingers led by the King of All Idiots, Alex Jones, are having a massive freak-out session about an upcoming Army training exercise dubbed “Jade Helm 15,” concocting wild swivel-eyed fantasies about IMMINENT MARTIAL LAW and SECRET PRISON CAMPS for TRUE PATRIOTS like them.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott is one of these loons, obviously, and he ordered the Texas State Guard to “monitor” the exercise to make sure no TRUE PATRIOT RIGHTS would be violated by the evil US Army — leading White House spokesman Josh Earnest to say today, “I have no idea what he’s thinking.”

That’s because he’s not actually “thinking.”

This man is an idiotOn Tuesday, Gov. Greg Abbott announced that he has ordered the Texas State Guard to monitor the exercise, called Operation Jade Helm 15, to ensure that no Texans’ liberties or rights are infringed.

“I have no idea what he’s thinking,” said White House press secretary Josh Earnest, when asked about Abbott’s move and the apparent mistrust behind it. “In no way will the constitutional rights or civil liberties of any American citizen be infringed upon while this exercise is being conducted.”

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328 comments
1 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 30, 2015 11:13:54am

I wouldn’t call Alex Jones “King of All Idiots.” He himself is not A Idiot, he just knows how to manipulate swarms of them to make himself millions in government-issued fiat currency.

2 Kryptik  Apr 30, 2015 11:14:48am

I dunno, Charles.

There’s been a LOT of stupid Right Wing Conspiracies this month. I’m sure there will be at least 5 more before days end that are just as stupid. This one just takes the cake because of who’s falling for it.

3 jaunte  Apr 30, 2015 11:15:18am

[Texas] Defense Contractor Lists by County

Dollar Amount of Defense Contracts Awarded to Contractors in this State from 2000 to 2014: $454,400,330,233
governmentcontractswon.com

4 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 11:16:05am
5 Mike Lamb  Apr 30, 2015 11:16:15am

It’s 11:15 Pacific, are we really that confident that this will be the stupidest conspiracy of the day, much less the month?

6 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 30, 2015 11:17:22am

And nobody in the GOP dares tell Abbot that he is either a paranoid lunatic or a grandstanding cynic.

7 Agnostick  Apr 30, 2015 11:18:27am
8 calochortus  Apr 30, 2015 11:18:38am

Well, at least if it’s just the True Patriots™ who are imprisoned, we lizards will be safe.
/

9 Timothy Watson  Apr 30, 2015 11:18:44am

re: #5 Mike Lamb

It’s 11:15 Pacific, are we really that confident that this will be the stupidest conspiracy of the day, much less the month?

Good point, we know that peak wingnut is a myth.

10 Timothy Watson  Apr 30, 2015 11:21:00am

I thought the military was going to be on the RWNJs’ side and refuse to follow Obama’s tyrannical orders?

11 Drive By Commenter  Apr 30, 2015 11:21:12am

Be sure to not tell them about the Thulcandrian starship cloaked just above the horizon quietly awaiting further instructions from The Kenyan Fascist Communist Dictator on when to beam them to a penal colony on ISIS 4. If you look just right at sunset you can almost make out the outline of it……look…..closer…..

12 EPR-radar  Apr 30, 2015 11:21:42am

This is what passes for thinking among the GOP and right wing nut jobs (but I repeat myself).

There is only one non-negotiable GOP policy position —- tax cuts for the rich. Since having this as the only real plank in the party platform is unappealing, the GOP has fostered resentment and all kinds of bad craziness just as a distraction from the worthlessness of their only policy.

So now we have the spectacle of a sitting governor in TX indulging in these follies as opposed to calling out this conspiracy crap as the pin-headed shit that it is.

Abbott has no excuse for this pandering, and it grows ever harder to see how any civilized person can justify a vote for the GOP in any contested election.

13 ObserverArt  Apr 30, 2015 11:22:36am

Is Greg Abbott going to take over the title of the craziest U.S. Governor ever?

Seems like he is running a pretty strong campaign.

With that…be back later. Hopefully our country will still be here this evening.

What? You aren’t worried.

I am. The straw man army is on the march. There are hundreds of thousands of them, as we have seen over all these years on the ‘net.

14 HappyWarrior  Apr 30, 2015 11:23:16am

Abbott is a disgrace. When you’re making Rick Perry and George W Bush look professional, you’re a fuck up of the highest order.

15 lawhawk  Apr 30, 2015 11:24:01am

The USG used to hold military exercises on Civil War battlefields. That’s one of the reasons that the observation tower at Antietam was built.

Yet, we’re supposed to believe that Jade Helm means the end of the American way of life because the military is conducting another military exercise in a long line of these exercises for decades.

Did these people ignore the Cold War when there were exercises, scramble drills, and near nuking of our own country by US forces while drilling/exercising? Tybee Island? And the dozens of other incidents where US aircraft carrying nukes crashed taking part in drills, exercises, or routine movements?

Heck, we had non-nuclear detonation of nuclear weapons accidentally dropped.

Or what about all the above ground nuclear weapons tests at the Nevada Test Site, where military units actually practiced fighting in the shadow of a nuclear detonation.

16 Charles Johnson  Apr 30, 2015 11:24:02am

Hah!

17 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Apr 30, 2015 11:24:14am

re: #14 HappyWarrior

Abbott is a disgrace. When you’re making Rick Perry and George W Bush look professional sane, you’re a fuck up of the highest order.

ftfy

hello, Lizards!

18 ObserverArt  Apr 30, 2015 11:25:04am

re: #16 Charles Johnson

Hah!

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Good work Charles! Not too shabby for a site that is irrelevant.

19 EPR-radar  Apr 30, 2015 11:25:28am

re: #14 HappyWarrior

Abbott is a disgrace. When you’re making Rick Perry and George W Bush look professional, you’re a fuck up of the highest order.

Apparently the TX Lt. Governor (Dan Patrick) is also real piece of work, and may in fact be more of a whack job than Abbott.

20 jaunte  Apr 30, 2015 11:25:30am

re: #14 HappyWarrior

Abbott is a disgrace. When you’re making Rick Perry and George W Bush look professional, you’re a fuck up of the highest order.

Sucking up to loons is traditional in rightwing Texas politics.

21 Drive By Commenter  Apr 30, 2015 11:25:34am

re: #12 EPR-radar

This is what passes for thinking among the GOP and right wing nut jobs (but I repeat myself).

There is only one non-negotiable GOP policy position —- tax cuts for the rich. Since having this as the only real plank in the party platform is unappealing, the GOP has fostered resentment and all kinds of bad craziness just as a distraction from the worthlessness of their only policy.

So now we have the spectacle of a sitting governor in TX indulging in these follies as opposed to calling out this conspiracy crap as the pin-headed shit that it is.

Abbott has no excuse for this pandering, and it grows ever harder to see how any civilized person can justify a vote for the GOP in any contested election.

To vote GOP for anything is an admission that you cannot even spell cat, even being spotted the A and T…

22 wrenchwench  Apr 30, 2015 11:26:37am

If all you have to work with is fear, but you have the biggest goddamn army anywhere, why, gin up fear of that!

23 HappyWarrior  Apr 30, 2015 11:26:42am

re: #19 EPR-radar

Apparently the TX Lt. Governor (Dan Patrick) is also real piece of work, and may in fact be more of a whack job than Abbott.

Yeah he is.

24 Charles Johnson  Apr 30, 2015 11:26:55am

Meanwhile, here’s one of @ChuckCJohson’s fans:

25 SteveMcGaziBolaGate  Apr 30, 2015 11:27:02am

How would you like to have a staff job in that administration? “No thanks, I’d rather not have a reference”

26 ObserverArt  Apr 30, 2015 11:27:03am

re: #21 Drive By Commenter

To vote GOP for anything is an admission that you cannot spell cat, even being spotted the A and T…

Atc???

/ leaving now…

27 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 30, 2015 11:27:14am

He just ain’t right in the head…

28 Charles Johnson  Apr 30, 2015 11:27:26am
29 jaunte  Apr 30, 2015 11:28:03am

re: #27 Backwoods_Sleuth

We need *more* warriors & warrior genes in society, not less.

Chuck C. thinks he’s a viking.

30 HappyWarrior  Apr 30, 2015 11:28:15am

re: #21 Drive By Commenter

To vote GOP for anything is an admission that you cannot spell cat, even being spotted the A and T…

It being NFL Draft Day, a nice homage to the Hollywood Henderson slam on Terry Bradshaw though Terry is more intelligent than those who vote GOP blindly.

31 HappyWarrior  Apr 30, 2015 11:28:40am

re: #28 Charles Johnson

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What’s wrong with Nazis? They need their opinion heard too.//

32 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 30, 2015 11:28:56am

re: #29 jaunte

Chuck C. thinks he’s a viking.

Instead, he’s just a ginger smurf.

33 allegro  Apr 30, 2015 11:29:05am

I keep wondering where these fucknoodles think our military forces have been training all these years? Outsourced to Bangladesh? Canada?

34 HappyWarrior  Apr 30, 2015 11:29:40am

re: #29 jaunte

Chuck C. thinks he’s a viking.

On St. Patrick’s Day, he was talking shit about how his Viking ancestors enslaved the Irish. Well Chuckles you ain’t never been to Connemara.

35 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Apr 30, 2015 11:30:06am

I see UpChuck is hitting the sauce/meth early today.

36 Charles Johnson  Apr 30, 2015 11:30:26am
37 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 30, 2015 11:30:37am

re: #27 Backwoods_Sleuth

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He just ain’t right in the head…

That explains why Africa conquered Europe, Asia and the Americas and rules the world to this day.
//

38 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Apr 30, 2015 11:30:38am

re: #32 Backwoods_Sleuth

Instead, he’s just a ginger smurf.

That is an insult to smurfs!

39 jaunte  Apr 30, 2015 11:30:53am

“…Following news of Governor Abbott’s action, however, citizens in Oklahoma expressed concern of overreach by the Texans, and Oklahoma’s governor has called up Guardsmen there to keep an eye on the Texas troops, as the Texans watch the federal soldiers.

Authorities say that troops under control of the State of Louisiana will be tasked with keeping a sharp eye on the Oklahomans, and that the New Mexico Guard will swoop in to watch the Louisiana troops.

No word yet on which state will move in to watch the New Mexicans, but Arizona authorities were highly suspicious of the move. Colorado authorities, meanwhile, are rumored not to give a damn one way or another.”

40 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 30, 2015 11:30:54am

And here I thought giving guns to all those hot babes meant they could defend themselves:

41 b.d.  Apr 30, 2015 11:31:00am

re: #16 Charles Johnson

Hah!

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Impressive

42 Timothy Watson  Apr 30, 2015 11:31:31am

re: #29 jaunte

Chuck C. thinks he’s a viking.

He knows the Vikings lost…right?

43 HappyWarrior  Apr 30, 2015 11:31:36am

He thinks he sounds intelligent when in reality he just sounds like a kid who reada textbook with no explanation of the material inside.

44 HappyWarrior  Apr 30, 2015 11:31:49am

re: #42 Timothy Watson

He knows the Vikings lost…right?

Shhhhhh.

45 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Apr 30, 2015 11:31:51am

re: #39 jaunte

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“…Following news of Governor Abbott’s action, however, citizens in Oklahoma expressed concern of overreach by the Texans, and Oklahoma’s governor has called up Guardsmen there to keep an eye on the Texas troops, as the Texans watch the federal soldiers.

Authorities say that troops under control of the State of Louisiana will be tasked with keeping a sharp eye on the Oklahomans, and that the New Mexico Guard will swoop in to watch the Louisiana troops.

No word yet on which state will move in to watch the New Mexicans, but Arizona authorities were highly suspicious of the move. Colorado authorities, meanwhile, are rumored not to give a damn one way or another.”

Would this be a textbook “circular firing squad” situation?

46 jaunte  Apr 30, 2015 11:31:52am

re: #42 Timothy Watson

It’s all about having the warrior ethos while you lose.

47 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 30, 2015 11:32:25am

Variants!!11!!

48 HappyWarrior  Apr 30, 2015 11:32:41am

…

49 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Apr 30, 2015 11:32:44am

re: #46 jaunte

I’m surprised he hasn’t traced himself back to the Spartans yet.

50 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 11:32:57am

re: #16 Charles Johnson

IRRELEVANT!

51 HappyWarrior  Apr 30, 2015 11:33:17am

re: #49 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing

I’m surprised he hasn’t traced himself back to the Spartans yet.

THIS IS FLOOR POOP!

52 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 11:34:49am
53 EPR-radar  Apr 30, 2015 11:35:21am

GOP rebranding failures, Mark Kirk edition:

I want to make sure we have elected people constantly looking at helping the African-American community,” Kirk said. “With this state and all of its resources, we could sponsor a whole new class of potential innovators like George Washington Carver and eventually have a class of African-American billionaires. That would really adjust income differentials and make the diversity and outcome of the state much better so that the black community is not the one we drive faster through.

huffingtonpost.com

Republicans really are incapable of discussing these issues sensibly.

54 HappyWarrior  Apr 30, 2015 11:36:46am

re: #53 EPR-radar

GOP rebranding failures, Mark Kirk edition:

huffingtonpost.com

Republicans really are incapable of discussing these issues sensibly.

That moderate Kirk.//

55 Dr Lizardo  Apr 30, 2015 11:36:52am

Not long ago, I showed one of my students an Alex Jones rant on YouTube - there’s plenty of them choose from, after all - and she asked me “why isn’t that poor man in a mental hospital” followed up with “people really don’t take him seriously, do they? It’s the rantings of a paranoid lunatic”.

Heh.

56 calochortus  Apr 30, 2015 11:37:14am

re: #53 EPR-radar

GOP rebranding failures, Mark Kirk edition:

huffingtonpost.com

Republicans really are incapable of discussing these issues sensibly.

So if we raise the average income of a group of people by making a few really, really rich, that will solve all our problems?
Yay statistics!

57 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Apr 30, 2015 11:37:30am

re: #53 EPR-radar

so in other words let’s try and make a few more black people rich to make the numbers look good?

58 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Apr 30, 2015 11:38:08am

re: #47 Backwoods_Sleuth

Variants!!11!!

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No, this is a Variant:

59 SteveMcGaziBolaGate  Apr 30, 2015 11:38:23am

re: #57 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

so in other words let’s try and make a few more black people rich to make the numbers look good?

We have a black President don’t we????

60 HappyWarrior  Apr 30, 2015 11:38:28am

re: #56 calochortus

So if we raise the average income of a group of people by making a few really, really rich, that will solve all our problems?
Yay statistics!

Hey the average went up libtard, pay no attention to reality.

61 Charles Johnson  Apr 30, 2015 11:39:35am
62 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 11:40:04am
63 Nyet  Apr 30, 2015 11:41:34am

re: #62 Kragar

Pwned.

FINISH HIM!

/

64 Drive By Commenter  Apr 30, 2015 11:41:45am

re: #29 jaunte

Chuck C. thinks he’s a viking.

Chuck looking for DNA again?

65 Ace-o-aces  Apr 30, 2015 11:41:51am

re: #47 Backwoods_Sleuth

Variants!!11!!

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66 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Apr 30, 2015 11:43:09am

re: #62 Kragar

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My formulation has always been:

“You’re an asshole, and your argument is wrong” is an insult.

“You’re an asshole, therefore your argument is wrong” is an ad hominem fallacy.

67 Nyet  Apr 30, 2015 11:43:49am

And that, kids, is why you don’t argue with bricks and trees.

68 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Apr 30, 2015 11:43:56am

re: #27 Backwoods_Sleuth

It is not racist to say that a certain race has a badass gene that confers dominance & prowess. Too many betas without MAOA have ruined USA.
— Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson) April 30, 2015

BADASS GENE!!!!!!

CCJ has a peculiar fascination with the whole Alpha, Beta thing.

69 EPR-radar  Apr 30, 2015 11:44:02am

re: #56 calochortus

So if we raise the average income of a group of people by making a few really, really rich, that will solve all our problems?
Yay statistics!

Of course. The utopia would be for one person to own everything. That doesn’t decrease average wealth at all, and if the one owner invests prudently, the average wealth will go up at 5% per year.

70 Timothy Watson  Apr 30, 2015 11:44:31am

re: #68 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

BADASS GENE!!!!!!

CCJ has a peculiar fascination with the whole Alpha, Beta thing.

How long until he starts talking about (the long debunked) XYY syndrome?

71 The War TARDIS  Apr 30, 2015 11:44:33am

So, I found out that Jefferson and Adams loathed Calvinist thinking, with Jefferson going to the point of calling it “demonism”.

Who wants to hook up a generator to their graves?

72 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Apr 30, 2015 11:45:00am

re: #27 Backwoods_Sleuth

We need *more* warriors & warrior genes in society, not less. Western ‘civiliization’ has suffered due to the feminzation of men. MAOA fixes
— Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson) April 30, 2015

So…we need the government to authorize if not directly carry out a program of genetic engineering?

73 Ace-o-aces  Apr 30, 2015 11:45:01am
74 Charles Johnson  Apr 30, 2015 11:45:03am
75 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Apr 30, 2015 11:45:12am

re: #68 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

BADASS GENE!!!!!!

CCJ has a peculiar fascination with the whole Alpha, Beta thing.

Being an epsilon-minus his ownself….

76 EPR-radar  Apr 30, 2015 11:45:14am

re: #68 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

BADASS GENE!!!!!!

CCJ has a peculiar fascination with the whole Alpha, Beta thing.

Probably has much to do with his pornographic and politically incorrect fantasy life.

77 Nyet  Apr 30, 2015 11:46:42am

re: #74 Charles Johnson

Did he take cooking lessons from Sarah? Because it’s hard to digest this word salad.

78 The War TARDIS  Apr 30, 2015 11:47:05am

What is MAOA?

I have never heard of it before.

79 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Apr 30, 2015 11:47:24am

re: #74 Charles Johnson

lolwut? RT @ChuckCJohnson LBJ’s ‘Great Society’ is continuation of Marxist efforts to reduce masculinity phenoytypes via urban oppression.

UpChuck has found a new word, which will now be inserted into one of every two tweets.

80 EPR-radar  Apr 30, 2015 11:47:36am

re: #72 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

So…we need the government to authorize if not directly carry out a program of genetic engineering?

The Bell Curve crowd just loves old-style eugenics. Eugenics is the inevitable consequence of their views, after all.

81 lawhawk  Apr 30, 2015 11:48:44am

re: #63 Nyet

Pwned.

FINISH HIM!

/

That’s not a babeality or fatality. That’s a logicality. /

82 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Apr 30, 2015 11:48:55am


Tell me again about your badass genes, UpChuck.

83 Charles Johnson  Apr 30, 2015 11:49:08am
84 Timothy Watson  Apr 30, 2015 11:49:17am

re: #75 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Being an epsilon-minus his ownself….

Anyone think that when McChuckleNuts reads Brave New World, he doesn’t see it as a criticism because he thinks he’s an Alpha-Plus?

85 Dr. Matt  Apr 30, 2015 11:49:36am

The same people that proudly reject science also believe *human* behavior is modified by a single locus in a single gene. Amusing.

86 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Apr 30, 2015 11:49:45am

re: #80 EPR-radar

The Bell Curve crowd just loves old-style eugenics. Eugenics is the inevitable consequence of their views, after all.

So, forced sterilizations for the GOP?

I’m … not so opposed to that.

87 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Apr 30, 2015 11:49:59am

re: #58 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

No, this is a Variant:

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no, this is a variant

88 Timothy Watson  Apr 30, 2015 11:50:39am

re: #86 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing

So, forced sterilizations for the GOP?

I’m … not so opposed to that.

I’ve said before that sterilization is the only way to win the War on Derp.

/ (sorta)

89 Ace-o-aces  Apr 30, 2015 11:50:43am

re: #78 The War TARDIS

What is MAOA?

I have never heard of it before.

You can look it up. Short story: It’s related to neurotransmitters in the brain. Some studies suggest that certain variants of MAOA make individuals more susceptible to anti-social behavior if they experience childhood trauma or abuse. It’s interesting research, which of course white supremacists have completely mischaracterized.

90 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 30, 2015 11:51:31am

re: #87 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

no, this is a variant

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No, THIS is a Valiant!

91 EPR-radar  Apr 30, 2015 11:52:29am

re: #86 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing

So, forced sterilizations for the GOP?

I’m … not so opposed to that.

I am. The GOP needs to be totally destroyed, but via completely discrediting its ideas, not abominations like forced sterilization (which always end up being used against the marginalized and powerless anyway).

92 nearly-headless smith25  Apr 30, 2015 11:53:18am

re: #78 The War TARDIS

What is MAOA?

I have never heard of it before.

I’m surprised we aren’t hearing the eugenics and the racists calling it the thug gene.

It turns scratch on the cheek into an MMA Super-punch that causes an orbital blowout fracture.

It is the reason that police have to kill an unarmed black man

It turns 12 year old boys with toy guns into 20 year old men with deadly weapons.

It turns loose cigarettes into a reason to kill a black man

It turns black men into the mythical hulking beast “Super N****r”, who must be shot 8, 10, 17 times;

93 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Apr 30, 2015 11:53:23am

re: #87 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

no, this is a variant

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Funnily enough, right after my mom bought her Squareback*, she told me she saw one on the road that said “Valiant” on it. I told her no, it was “Variant”. “Oh.”

*The name VW of America’s advertising department invented for the ‘67 model year.

94 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 11:53:57am
95 Ace-o-aces  Apr 30, 2015 11:54:32am

re: #68 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

BADASS GENE!!!!!!

CCJ has a peculiar fascination with the whole Alpha, Beta thing.

Most losers do. Losers and wimps constantly fret about their “masculinity” and worry about being “feminized”.

96 Shiplord Kirel  Apr 30, 2015 11:55:11am

I’m really hoping the conspiracy industry has jumped the shark with this one. In the past, they have been able to lay low and go back to chemtrails and UFOs and it would soon be forgotten. This time the uproar is too big and too specific, with definite areas being named as targets.
It will be interesting to see what Jones and the other conspira-liars have to say when Jade Helm ends in September and there is no martial law, no roundup, and no third term for Obama. The yokels who howled at the commission hearing in Bastrop County, for example, may be gullible but they are not committed members of the conspiracy culture and they will definitely notice that they were had.

97 EPR-radar  Apr 30, 2015 11:57:32am

re: #96 Shiplord Kirel

I’m really hoping the conspiracy industry has jumped the shark with this one. In the past, they have been able to lay low and go back to chemtrails and UFOs and it would soon be forgotten. This time the uproar is too big and too specific, with definite areas being named as targets.
It will be interesting to see what Jones and the other conspira-liars have to say when Jade Helm ends in September and there is no martial law, no roundup, and no third term for Obama. The yokels who howled at the commission hearing in Bastrop County, for example, may be gullible but they are not committed members of the conspiracy culture and they will definitely notice that they were had.

Time will tell, but it shouldn’t be too hard for the leaders to spin this so the rubes don’t notice the con. Obama’s nefarious plotting thwarted by tea bagger vigilance is probably a sufficient cover story.

98 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 11:57:32am
99 Nyet  Apr 30, 2015 11:57:50am

re: #81 lawhawk

That’s not a babeality or fatality. That’s a logicality. /

That’s when you use a line of argument to tie up your opponent and then your razor-sharp mind to cut off his torso and feed it to bookworms.

100 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Apr 30, 2015 11:58:39am

re: #94 Kragar

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my sources report a significant presence of american forces in america

101 SteveMcGaziBolaGate  Apr 30, 2015 12:00:05pm

There was a black Apache helicopter flying over Northeast Philadelphia yesterday!!

102 Charles Johnson  Apr 30, 2015 12:00:07pm

Actually, yes, he does say “like” a LOT, in all his interviews.

103 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 12:00:39pm
104 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Apr 30, 2015 12:01:57pm

re: #83 Charles Johnson

“Amazing speakers!”
“Jazzy”
“Awesome!”
“Ideas Summit!”

105 Kilroy01  Apr 30, 2015 12:02:50pm

re: #103 Kragar

LOOK!!!! John does have a long mustache!

106 goddamnedfrank  Apr 30, 2015 12:02:59pm
107 Lidane  Apr 30, 2015 12:03:50pm

re: #15 lawhawk

Yet, we’re supposed to believe that Jade Helm means the end of the American way of life because the military is conducting another military exercise in a long line of these exercises for decades.

BLACK MOOZLIM SOSHULIST PREZNIT DECLARING WAR ON WHITEY!

OBUMMER TAKING OVER TEH STATES & BECOMING KING FOR LIFE!

WALMART FEMA DEATH CAMPS OF DOOOOM!

108 Dr. Matt  Apr 30, 2015 12:03:56pm
109 Charles Johnson  Apr 30, 2015 12:06:10pm
110 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Apr 30, 2015 12:06:42pm

re: #106 goddamnedfrank

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MAOA (monoamine oxidase A) is a protein-coding gene. Diseases associated with MAOA include brunner syndrome, and avoidant personality disorder. GO annotations related to this gene include primary amine oxidase activity. An important paralog of this gene is MAOB.

also MAGOG

111 Drive By Commenter  Apr 30, 2015 12:07:31pm

re: #108 Dr. Matt

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THEY’RE ALREADY HERE!!!!!1111!!!

112 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 12:07:41pm
113 Targetpractice  Apr 30, 2015 12:07:59pm

re: #108 Dr. Matt

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Diabolical!

114 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Apr 30, 2015 12:08:59pm

Wish I could embed it but scroll down. It seems Tom Cotton has decided to try and get into a twitter war (since he can’t have a real one) with the Iran’s foreign minister:

See here.

115 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Apr 30, 2015 12:09:10pm

re: #109 Charles Johnson

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is genius plot, natasha!

kill moose and squirril

116 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 12:09:59pm
117 Timothy Watson  Apr 30, 2015 12:10:14pm

re: #115 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

is genius plot, natasha!

kill moose and squirril

*clears throat*

Uh…Rocky, didn’t our opponents seem smarter a couple years ago?

118 Snarknado!  Apr 30, 2015 12:10:39pm

re: #103 Kragar

Blast you, Kragar, I had to memorize that poem for a French class, and now it won’t stop playing in my head!

119 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Apr 30, 2015 12:11:32pm

re: #91 EPR-radar

I am. The GOP needs to be totally destroyed, but via completely discrediting its ideas, not abominations like forced sterilization (which always end up being used against the marginalized and powerless anyway).

Sorry, my comment should have been followed by the snark indicator.

120 Drive By Commenter  Apr 30, 2015 12:11:33pm

re: #90 Lord Of The Pies

No, THIS is a Valiant!

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And This is a Valium..
121 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 12:12:08pm
122 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 12:13:43pm

re: #118 Snarknado!

Blast you, Kragar, I had to memorize that poem for a French class, and now it won’t stop playing in my head!

My biannual viewing of “The Longest Day” has not been wasted then.

123 Dr. Matt  Apr 30, 2015 12:13:58pm

I updated the list of US troops the right-wing love and hate

Hate:
Gay troops
Female troops
Blah Troops
Veterans
Troops performing exercises in the US

Love:
Troops getting killed in the Middle East by Muslim extremists

124 Ace-o-aces  Apr 30, 2015 12:13:58pm

On a lighter note:

(Note to self. Really need to buy the missis a yellow jacket….)

125 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 30, 2015 12:15:05pm
126 Kryptik  Apr 30, 2015 12:16:32pm

re: #124 Ace-o-aces

No pink mirrored squared sunglasses, no buy.

127 Nyet  Apr 30, 2015 12:18:32pm

re: #125 Backwoods_Sleuth

But being a professor of being a cat is cool.

128 Feline Fearless Leader  Apr 30, 2015 12:19:30pm

re: #114 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Wish I could embed it but scroll down. It seems Tom Cotton has decided to try and get into a twitter war (since he can’t have a real one) with the Iran’s foreign minister:

See here.

Well one of them spotted that the Iranians had occupied Tehran on the sly.
//

129 Jenner7  Apr 30, 2015 12:22:08pm
130 Ace-o-aces  Apr 30, 2015 12:23:03pm

re: #126 Kryptik

No pink mirrored squared sunglasses, no buy.

I’m hoping she picks those up later. Remember, in the comics her costume was just whatever she was able to shoplift from the mall.

131 Kryptik  Apr 30, 2015 12:23:48pm

re: #130 Ace-o-aces

Here’s hoping. Those things are as iconic to Jubes as her yellow trench.

132 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 30, 2015 12:24:18pm

re: #129 Jenner7

As I said this morning, they think no one watched the arrest video.

133 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 12:24:44pm
134 blueraven  Apr 30, 2015 12:27:09pm

re: #114 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Wish I could embed it but scroll down. It seems Tom Cotton has decided to try and get into a twitter war (since he can’t have a real one) with the Iran’s foreign minister:

See here.

Here ya go

This all started because of this:

Cotton has emerged as the most prominent hard-line voice agitating against a nuclear deal with Tehran. But in remarks in New York Thursday, Zarif tried to sideline Cotton, saying that the United Nations would be primary avenue for sanctions relief, “whether Sen. Cotton likes it or not.”

135 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Apr 30, 2015 12:27:10pm

How many military bases are in Texas? Jesus fuck these people are insufferable.

136 HappyWarrior  Apr 30, 2015 12:27:41pm

re: #135 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing

How many military bases are in Texas? Jesus fuck these people are insufferable.

A lot.

137 HappyWarrior  Apr 30, 2015 12:28:11pm

re: #134 blueraven

Here ya go

This all started because of this:

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Saw this yesterday. Cotton’s a fucking child masquerading as a US Senator.

138 Charles Johnson  Apr 30, 2015 12:29:25pm

Whoa.

139 b.d.  Apr 30, 2015 12:29:42pm

illuminati killers is a great band name

140 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 30, 2015 12:30:28pm

re: #138 Charles Johnson

Whoa.

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“law enforcement sources”…

141 Dr Lizardo  Apr 30, 2015 12:31:32pm

re: #139 b.d.

ILLUMINATI!!!

142 Charles Johnson  Apr 30, 2015 12:32:35pm
143 blueraven  Apr 30, 2015 12:33:12pm

re: #137 HappyWarrior

Saw this yesterday. Cotton’s a fucking child masquerading as a US Senator.

I watched Zarif on a two part Charlie Rose interview Tuesday and Wednesday nights on PBS.

It was a spirited conversation, but one thing is clear. Zarif is no fool.

144 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Apr 30, 2015 12:33:17pm

re: #134 blueraven

Here ya go

This all started because of this:

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??

145 Targetpractice  Apr 30, 2015 12:34:09pm

re: #138 Charles Johnson

Whoa.

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As the Deputy Commissioner noted, when Gray went that van, he was aware and talking. And by the time he came out, he was unconscious and could not speak. Something happened in that van that led to his death.

146 Charles Johnson  Apr 30, 2015 12:36:18pm

Got a live one here.

147 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 12:37:06pm
148 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Apr 30, 2015 12:37:18pm

re: #145 Targetpractice

As the Deputy Commissioner noted, when Gray went that van, he was aware and talking. And by the time he came out, he was unconscious and could not speak. Something happened in that van that led to his death.

BUT THE CVS!!!!!

149 TedStriker  Apr 30, 2015 12:37:24pm

re: #15 lawhawk

The USG used to hold military exercises on Civil War battlefields. That’s one of the reasons that the observation tower at Antietam was built.

Yet, we’re supposed to believe that Jade Helm means the end of the American way of life because the military is conducting another military exercise in a long line of these exercises for decades.

Did these people ignore the Cold War when there were exercises, scramble drills, and near nuking of our own country by US forces while drilling/exercising? Tybee Island? And the dozens of other incidents where US aircraft carrying nukes crashed taking part in drills, exercises, or routine movements?

Heck, we had non-nuclear detonation of nuclear weapons accidentally dropped.

Or what about all the above ground nuclear weapons tests at the Nevada Test Site, where military units actually practiced fighting in the shadow of a nuclear detonation.

History means absolutely nothing to wingnuts and moonbats if they can’t get any political traction on it.

150 b.d.  Apr 30, 2015 12:37:55pm

BREAKING! US ARMY TAKES OVER FORT HOOD!

151 Charles Johnson  Apr 30, 2015 12:38:06pm
152 BeachDem  Apr 30, 2015 12:39:16pm

re: #145 Targetpractice

As the Deputy Commissioner noted, when Gray went that van, he was aware and talking. And by the time he came out, he was unconscious and could not speak. Something happened in that van that led to his death.

From a kos diary that explored the mainstream media stenography reports:

dailykos.com

CBS: Insight from prisoner transported with Freddie Gray?
Fox: Report: Freddie Gray may have intentionally tried to injure self in police van
NBC: Disputed Report: Freddie Gray Hurt Himself in Police Van?
(And my personal favorite) The Washington Times: Freddie Gray was intentionally trying to injure himself, witness says

153 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Apr 30, 2015 12:41:05pm

How the fuck does one break one’s own neck without a rope, at least?

154 Nyet  Apr 30, 2015 12:41:43pm

…

155 Shiplord Kirel  Apr 30, 2015 12:42:15pm

re: #94 Kragar

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Kragar @Kragar_LGF
Observers are reporting a major build up of Navy and Marine forces in and around San Diego. Is invasion imminent? #JadeHelm15
1:53 PM - 30 Apr 2015

re: #146 Charles Johnson

Got a live one here.

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May or may not be worthwhile to point out that it was the Nazis under Goebbels who thrived on conspiracy theories and their opponents who rejected them.

156 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 30, 2015 12:43:39pm

re: #68 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

BADASS GENE!!!!!!

CCJ has a peculiar fascination with the whole Alpha, Beta thing.

Having met a few SF types, and some other certifiable Alphas in my life, my observation has been that they DON’T dwell on how bad ass they are. Instead they simply have this incredible sense of self confidence that is very quiet, but they just have a ‘aura’ about them that says “Don’t mess with me, I can be your best friend or your worst nightmare”.

The ones that dwell on it, aren’t. Pretty much that simple in most cases.

Of course upChuck would fall into the rare “Gamma Male” category.

RBS

157 Decatur Deb  Apr 30, 2015 12:44:04pm

re: #94 Kragar

Observers are reporting a major build up of Navy and Marine forces in and around San Diego. Is invasion imminent?

Ask the working girls.

158 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 12:44:08pm

re: #146 Charles Johnson

159 Justanotherhuman  Apr 30, 2015 12:44:52pm

re: #146 Charles Johnson

Got a live one here.

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Wow, she’s got more than one issue:

“Artist, philosopher, theologian, writer, gun enthusiast, Jeffersonian liberal, vegetarian, semiotician, southern belle, yogi”

And her “art” sucks.

160 TedStriker  Apr 30, 2015 12:45:17pm

re: #120 Drive By Commenter

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No, no, this is a Valium….

161 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 12:46:00pm
162 Targetpractice  Apr 30, 2015 12:46:45pm

These “the Jews never saw the Holocaust coming!” morons forever demonstrate their complete ignorance of history, ignoring the years if escalating violence directed towards Jews before the shipping to the ghettos began.

163 Dr. Matt  Apr 30, 2015 12:47:22pm
164 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 12:47:33pm
165 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 30, 2015 12:47:51pm

re: #157 Decatur Deb

Ask the working girls.

Secret operation messages being passed via Craigslist and Backpage postings.

RBS

166 Jenner7  Apr 30, 2015 12:49:19pm

What the ever loving fuck??!?!

Meanwhile, a cop who killed a person is on vacation.

167 Timothy Watson  Apr 30, 2015 12:52:41pm

re: #166 Jenner7

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What the ever loving fuck??!?!

Meanwhile, a man who killed a person is on vacation.

I am sure the RWNJs will be right around to condemn this violation of the Eighth Amendment.

…Any time now…any time…

168 Decatur Deb  Apr 30, 2015 12:54:44pm

re: #166 Jenner7

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What the ever loving fuck??!?!

Meanwhile, a man who killed a person is on vacation.

Maybe they’re afraid the kid will split for the Bahamas, too.

169 Dr. Matt  Apr 30, 2015 12:55:43pm
#JadeHelm #Texas #JadeHelm15
170 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 12:57:01pm
171 Charles Johnson  Apr 30, 2015 12:58:19pm

Aw, she blocked me. I am bereft.

172 Decatur Deb  Apr 30, 2015 12:58:47pm

re: #170 Kragar

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Be careful, that soldier’s Dress Blues bowtie is really a camera.

173 Timothy Watson  Apr 30, 2015 12:59:36pm

re: #170 Kragar

I live right outside a military base (Fort A.P. Hill), and I’ve been waiting for several hours for them to make noise (they have an EOD training facility there) or fly some helicopters or transports overhead so I could make a similar comment.

174 BeachDem  Apr 30, 2015 1:00:44pm

re: #168 Decatur Deb

Maybe they’re afraid the kid will split for the Bahamas, too.

If only he had suffered from affluenza, he could have killed a bunch of people and gotten probation.

huffingtonpost.com

175 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 1:01:49pm
176 Decatur Deb  Apr 30, 2015 1:01:55pm

re: #174 BeachDem

If only he had suffered from affluenza, he could have killed a bunch of people and gotten probation.

huffingtonpost.com

For the most part, affluenza is a congenital disease.

177 klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 30, 2015 1:02:28pm

re: #148 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

BUT THE CVS!!!!!

I know this is a real serious issue but every time I see that I have to wonder what the academic version of resumes has anything to do with anything.

>.>

178 lawhawk  Apr 30, 2015 1:02:37pm

re: #162 Targetpractice

These “the Jews never saw the Holocaust coming!” morons forever demonstrate their complete ignorance of history, ignoring the years if escalating violence directed towards Jews before the shipping to the ghettos began.

Or that German Jews were the minority of all those killed by the Nazis. More than 5 of the 6 million Jews killed lived outside Germany in occupied territories of places like the Soviet Union, Poland, Czechoslovakia, France, Italy, Greece, Romania, Netherlands, Baltics, etc.

jewishvirtuallibrary.org

179 Ace-o-aces  Apr 30, 2015 1:02:59pm

re: #166 Jenner7

180 Dr. Matt  Apr 30, 2015 1:03:55pm

In summary, wingnuts are likening Texans to Jews and the US military to Nazis.

181 b.d.  Apr 30, 2015 1:04:34pm

re: #166 Jenner7

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What the ever loving fuck??!?!

Meanwhile, a cop who killed a person is on vacation.

That kid really should have worn some sort of eye protection while smashing out that window.

182 No Country For Old Haters  Apr 30, 2015 1:06:34pm

re: #180 Dr. Matt

In summary, wingnuts are likening Texans to Jews and the US military to Nazis.

Wingnuts are going to be wingnuts. There’s nothing even an experienced therapist can do about it.

183 blueraven  Apr 30, 2015 1:06:47pm

re: #180 Dr. Matt

In summary, wingnuts are likening Texans to Jews and the US military to Nazis.

But you just want us (Texas) to disappear. Much better. //

184 Decatur Deb  Apr 30, 2015 1:06:50pm

re: #181 b.d.

That kid really should have worn some sort of eye protection while smashing out that window.

Quiet, dude. Do you want him to face an OSHA fine, too?

185 No Country For Old Haters  Apr 30, 2015 1:06:59pm

re: #181 b.d.

That kid really should have worn some sort of eye protection while smashing out that window.

It’s OK, it’s safety glass.

186 Feline Fearless Leader  Apr 30, 2015 1:07:16pm

re: #172 Decatur Deb

Be careful, that soldier’s Dress Blues bowtie is really a camera.

And they’re counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike.

187 Decatur Deb  Apr 30, 2015 1:07:59pm

re: #186 Feline Fearless Leader

And they’re counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike.

Mostly NJ and NYPD cop cars down for the holiday.

188 Dr. Matt  Apr 30, 2015 1:08:15pm

re: #183 blueraven

But you just want us (Texas) to disappear. Much better. //

I don’t want Texans or Texas to disappear. I’m slated to man a guard tower at one of the FEMA camps as soon as Jade Helm starts up.

189 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 30, 2015 1:08:54pm

re: #175 Kragar

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He was better off simply saying that the vote for cloture was the critical vote, and he voted against that. Of course that doesn’t address the fact that he’s got one of the worst records in the Senate for missed votes.

RBS

190 klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 30, 2015 1:09:07pm

re: #188 Dr. Matt

I don’t want Texans or Texas to disappear. I’m slated to man a guard tower at one of the FEMA camps as soon as Jade Helm starts up.

Aren’t the pension benefits great? Gotta love those government jobs, especially since you don’t have to pay taxes on the income.

191 Feline Fearless Leader  Apr 30, 2015 1:09:40pm

re: #162 Targetpractice

These “the Jews never saw the Holocaust coming!” morons forever demonstrate their complete ignorance of history, ignoring the years if escalating violence directed towards Jews before the shipping to the ghettos began.

Not to mention the plight of the passengers on the MS St Louis in 1939.

en.wikipedia.org

192 klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 30, 2015 1:10:11pm

In the meantime, the marching orders for tomorrow’s knee surgery have been received and reviewed. Another 4am wakeup, ugh…

193 Dr. Matt  Apr 30, 2015 1:10:40pm

re: #190 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Aren’t the pension benefits great? Gotta love those government jobs, especially since you don’t have to pay taxes on the income.

And I still get a paycheck from Uncle Soros….so, I’m basically double-dipping.

194 A Cranky One  Apr 30, 2015 1:11:52pm

re: #186 Feline Fearless Leader

And they’re counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike.

They’ve all come to take over America.

195 Justanotherhuman  Apr 30, 2015 1:12:39pm

Where’s Curious? Wanted to wish her a wonderful 2nd anniversary. Hope you have many, many more.

Or am I a dollar short and a day late? : )

196 wrenchwench  Apr 30, 2015 1:12:47pm

re: #192 klys (maker of Silmarils)

In the meantime, the marching orders for tomorrow’s knee surgery have been received and reviewed. Another 4am wakeup, ugh…

Could be worse. Could be your knees.

197 Decatur Deb  Apr 30, 2015 1:13:35pm

re: #194 A Cranky One

They’ve all come to take over America.

Ferguson seems like a dream to me now.

198 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 1:13:45pm
199 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 30, 2015 1:14:02pm

I just got notified that I got the postion of “Arts and Crafts” director for the FEMA camps. I was thinking a program of ‘Rainbow Lanyard Making”, “SSM Cake Decorating”, and of course the ever popular “Macaroni Sharia Law Wall Hanging”.

RBS

200 wrenchwench  Apr 30, 2015 1:15:48pm

re: #199 RealityBasedSteve

I just got notified that I got the postion of “Arts and Crafts” director for the FEMA camps. I was thinking a program of ‘Rainbow Lanyard Making”, “SSM Cake Decorating”, and of course the ever popular “Macaroni Sharia Law Wall Hanging”.

RBS

‘Flag making’ is always fun.

201 blueraven  Apr 30, 2015 1:16:51pm

re: #197 Decatur Deb

Ferguson seems like a dream to me now.

It took me four days to hitchhike to Baltimore

202 GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 30, 2015 1:17:06pm
203 Feline Fearless Leader  Apr 30, 2015 1:17:24pm

re: #197 Decatur Deb

Ferguson seems like a dream to me now.

It took me four days to hitchhike from Baltimore.

(Ninja’d!)

204 Charles Johnson  Apr 30, 2015 1:18:02pm
205 Decatur Deb  Apr 30, 2015 1:19:30pm

re: #201 blueraven

It took me four days to hitchhike to Baltimore

re: #203 Feline Fearless Leader

It took me four days to hitchhike from Baltimore.

Rotating through? Are you getting per diem?

206 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Apr 30, 2015 1:19:32pm

re: #199 RealityBasedSteve

I just got notified that I got the postion of “Arts and Crafts” director for the FEMA camps. I was thinking a program of ‘Rainbow Lanyard Making”, “SSM Cake Decorating”, and of course the ever popular “Macaroni Sharia Law Wall Hanging”.

RBS

$%#&*!!!

I wanted to be the Arts and Crafts director!!!!!

207 Decatur Deb  Apr 30, 2015 1:20:41pm

re: #206 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

$%#&*!!!

I wanted to be the Arts and Crafts director!!!!!

You can still be Camp DJ. Do you like Black Sabbath?

208 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 30, 2015 1:20:41pm

re: #206 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

$%#&*!!!

I wanted to be the Arts and Crafts director!!!!!

They still have the Sports and Rec director position open.

209 klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 30, 2015 1:21:02pm

re: #196 wrenchwench

Could be worse. Could be your knees.

It’s true. I have the easy job: chicken soup fixings have been acquired (along with enough other food to keep us from having to go anywhere this weekend).

210 lawhawk  Apr 30, 2015 1:21:35pm

re: #188 Dr. Matt

I don’t want Texans or Texas to disappear. I’m slated to man a guard tower at one of the FEMA camps as soon as Jade Helm starts up.

Do you get dental with that? /

211 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Apr 30, 2015 1:21:51pm

re: #166 Jenner7

What the ever loving fuck??!?!

Meanwhile, a cop who killed a person is on vacation.

Yeah, makes a lot of sense to me.

/

212 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Apr 30, 2015 1:22:18pm

re: #207 Decatur Deb

You can still be Camp DJ. Do you like Black Sabbath?

Sold!

213 Feline Fearless Leader  Apr 30, 2015 1:22:18pm

re: #205 Decatur Deb

Rotating through? Are you getting per diem?

Only have one room - so we have to reside in shifts. Limited seats on the Greyhounds as well.

214 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 30, 2015 1:22:21pm

heh…a horrible internet person is permanently suspended.
ALL of his accounts.

215 Kilroy01  Apr 30, 2015 1:23:16pm

re: #199 RealityBasedSteve

I know what job I want

216 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 1:23:16pm

re: #204 Charles Johnson

217 Decatur Deb  Apr 30, 2015 1:26:26pm

re: #216 Kragar

Good ole @ChuckCJohnson can’t even spell BM right

Those who can’t, spell. Those who do, do doodoo.

218 FemNaziBitch  Apr 30, 2015 1:26:53pm

Last Thursday the Customer Love Representative (I kid you not) said the Official 2015 Team Oscar T-shirts were to at my front door by this Friday. The MS Walk is Sunday.

This Monday a different Customer Love Representative said they would be shipped yesterday and he upgrade the shipping to next day.

Today a still different Customer Love Representative said if I expected them before next week he could cancel the order and refund my money.

I asked for a Manager.

The Manager said he would “reach out ” to his production team and see what he could do.

Next year I am going back to Vista Print and never looking around again.

How are you?

219 Charles Johnson  Apr 30, 2015 1:29:22pm
220 BeachDem  Apr 30, 2015 1:30:02pm

re: #186 Feline Fearless Leader

And they’re counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike.

Michigan seems like a dream to me now.

221 Dr. Matt  Apr 30, 2015 1:30:05pm

re: #210 lawhawk

Do you get dental with that? /

Platinum-level Obamacare policy!

222 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Apr 30, 2015 1:30:13pm

re: #218 FemNaziBitch

the Customer Love Representative (I kid you not)

This is a sign of the End Times.

/

223 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Apr 30, 2015 1:30:38pm

re: #220 BeachDem

Michigan seems like a dream to me now.

Saigon. Shit. I’m still only in Saigon.

224 lawhawk  Apr 30, 2015 1:30:44pm

re: #221 Dr. Matt

Well, I have been found to have a certain moral flexibility. /

225 Feline Fearless Leader  Apr 30, 2015 1:31:26pm

re: #218 FemNaziBitch

Last Thursday the Customer Love Representative (I kid you not) said the Official 2015 Team Oscar T-shirts were to at my front door by this Friday. The MS Walk is Sunday.

This Monday a different Customer Love Representative said they would be shipped yesterday and he upgrade the shipping to next day.

Today a still different Customer Love Representative said if I expected them before next week he could cancel the order and refund my money.

I asked for a Manager.

The Manager said he would “reach out ” to his production team and see what he could do.

Next year I am going back to Vista Print and never looking around again.

How are you?

Still at work a half hour after an email came out from the VP here that we should consider going home due to the demonstration starting at 4:30pm a few blocks from here.

226 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 1:31:34pm
227 allegro  Apr 30, 2015 1:31:42pm

re: #208 RealityBasedSteve

They still have the Sports and Rec director position open.

Ooo! Ooo! I wanna be dietary director. Only SNAP allowed foods so pretty much only beans and rice, no luxuries like meat, seafood, fresh fruits and veggies. And NO sugar! Not ever, nope.

228 FemNaziBitch  Apr 30, 2015 1:31:57pm

re: #222 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

This is a sign of the End Times.

/

They all do have excellent customer service skills and recognizable English skills —all of which means nothing if the product isn’t as ordered and delivered on time.

229 klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 30, 2015 1:32:23pm

re: #227 allegro

Ooo! Ooo! I wanna be dietary director. Only SNAP allowed foods so pretty much only beans and rice, no luxuries like meat, seafood, fresh fruits and veggies. And NO sugar! Not ever, nope.

I nominate Alouette to bake pies for us camp workers.

230 Feline Fearless Leader  Apr 30, 2015 1:32:44pm

re: #227 allegro

Ooo! Ooo! I wanna be dietary director. Only SNAP allowed foods so pretty much only beans and rice, no luxuries like meat, seafood, fresh fruits and veggies. And NO sugar! Not ever, nope.

Will the Exercise and Rehabilitation Director have them build pyramids in honor of their escaping?

231 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 30, 2015 1:33:06pm

re: #223 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Saigon. Shit. I’m still only in Saigon.

You win a 50 cent cigar or your choice of prizes from the top shelf for that one.

RBS

232 plansbandc  Apr 30, 2015 1:34:21pm

re: #68 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

BADASS GENE!!!!!!

CCJ has a peculiar fascination with the whole Alpha, Beta thing.

Chuck is Tucker Max’s ginger cousin.

233 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 1:34:40pm
234 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Apr 30, 2015 1:34:58pm

re: #226 Kragar

Translation: I have no original views on this but just thought I would name drop Charles Murray so conservatives will praise me.

235 Dr Lizardo  Apr 30, 2015 1:35:00pm

re: #223 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Saigon. Shit. I’m still only in Saigon.

I’d wake up and there’d be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said “yes” to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I’m here a week now… waiting for a mission… getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.

236 Charles Johnson  Apr 30, 2015 1:35:37pm
237 Bubblehead II  Apr 30, 2015 1:42:28pm

Baltimore Ravens help distribute food in neighborhood hit by riots
Ray Lewis to parents: ‘Start listening’

More than 50 Baltimore Ravens players, Coach John Harbaugh and Ray Lewis spent Thursday morning making a special delivery in west Baltimore, where the neighborhood is already in a food desert.

Not a big fan of the NFL, but it’s nice to see something like this happening.

238 FemNaziBitch  Apr 30, 2015 1:43:59pm

bbl

239 freetoken  Apr 30, 2015 1:45:24pm

Yeah…

Here’s the Murray article:

wsj.com

It’s a very, very subtle form of ideation of something that never existed, and rewriting of history.

No wonder Jeb loved it so much.

240 Lidane  Apr 30, 2015 1:45:32pm

Random question, but apparently my duties now include booking travel for people. I don’t mind, since I get to focus on something other than Facebook ads for a while, but I’m utterly clueless.

Of all the online travel services (Priceline, Orbitz, Expedia, Hotwire, etc.) which one is worth using and which one blows? I’m going cross-eyed right now.

241 klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 30, 2015 1:46:30pm

re: #240 Lidane

Random question, but apparently my duties now include booking travel for people. I don’t mind, since I get to focus on something other than Facebook ads for a while, but I’m utterly clueless.

Of all the online travel services (Priceline, Orbitz, Expedia, Hotwire, etc.) which one is worth using and which one blows? I’m going cross-eyed right now.

I am a big fan of kayak.com, I admit. Keep in mind Southwest and (I think) Virgin Atlantic don’t list their flights on the aggregators, so it may be worth checking them separately.

242 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 30, 2015 1:47:40pm
243 blueraven  Apr 30, 2015 1:48:40pm

re: #241 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I am a big fan of kayak.com, I admit. Keep in mind Southwest and (I think) Virgin Atlantic don’t list their flights on the aggregators, so it may be worth checking them separately.

Second this.

244 freetoken  Apr 30, 2015 1:49:21pm

As Jeb Bush has cited Charles Murray on more than one occasion, we can conclude that indeed Murray has influence on Jeb Bush.

245 HappyWarrior  Apr 30, 2015 1:50:17pm

re: #233 Kragar

[Embedded content]

Yeah some “moderate.”

246 allegro  Apr 30, 2015 1:52:11pm

re: #239 freetoken

Yeah…

[Embedded content]

Here’s the Murray article:

wsj.com

It’s a very, very subtle form of ideation of something that never existed, and rewriting of history.

No wonder Jeb loved it so much.

Like today’s GOP, just an “image” problem.

247 Lidane  Apr 30, 2015 1:52:50pm

re: #245 HappyWarrior

Yeah some “moderate.”

BUT HE SPEAKS SPANISH! HE HAS A LATINA WIFE! HE DOESN’T WANT TO PUT LANDMINES AT THE BORDER!

See? He’s a moderate!

/////

248 freetoken  Apr 30, 2015 1:53:02pm

re: #246 allegro

Like today’s GOP, just an “image” problem.

Nothing a little bit of re-messaging can’t handle.

249 blueraven  Apr 30, 2015 1:54:07pm

More Jeb, in the spirit of equal opportunity…

250 Justanotherhuman  Apr 30, 2015 1:55:50pm

re: #239 freetoken

Yeah…

[Embedded content]

Here’s the Murray article:

wsj.com

It’s a very, very subtle form of ideation of something that never existed, and rewriting of history.

No wonder Jeb loved it so much.

The wealth of billionaires and others with shit tons of money isn’t “earned”, it’s stolen from the pockets of those who actually do the work.

“If it is necessary to remind the middle class and working class that the rich are not their enemies, it is equally necessary to remind the most successful among us that their obligations are not to be measured in terms of their tax bills. “

Murray is just repeating the platform of the Republican Party.

I hope Bernie Sanders rips them a new one and is able to get people to undertand the wealth gap in this country and what’s really causing it.

251 Amory Blaine  Apr 30, 2015 1:59:28pm

Scott Walker touts Wisconsin business growth in Racine speech

As he ramps up his expected bid for president, Gov. Scott Walker touted his record on business Wednesday night in front of about 500 people at Festival Hall.
Speaking at the Racine Area Manufacturers and Commerce annual dinner, Walker highlighted the state’s declining unemployment rate, about $2 billion in tax relief and workforce development initiatives over his past four-plus years as governor.

Walker told a friendly audience, which gave him standing ovations as he entered and left the stage, that tax relief is the biggest key to job growth.

Here’s the stupidest right wing fantasy of the century.

252 allegro  Apr 30, 2015 1:59:57pm

re: #249 blueraven

More Jeb, in the spirit of equal opportunity…

[Embedded content]

Lovely to see how much he respects women. Image problem, indeed.

253 HappyWarrior  Apr 30, 2015 2:00:15pm

re: #251 Amory Blaine

Scott Walker touts Wisconsin business growth in Racine speech

Here’s the stupidest right wing fantasy of the century.

They’ve been sprouting that one since Walker’s dad was in diapers.

254 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 2:00:53pm

re: #251 Amory Blaine

People having enough money to pay for more goods and services is the key to economic growth.

255 Eventual Carrion  Apr 30, 2015 2:02:04pm

re: #181 b.d.

That kid really should have worn some sort of eye protection while smashing out that window.

Safety first!

256 HappyWarrior  Apr 30, 2015 2:02:25pm

re: #254 Kragar

People having enough money to pay for more goods and services is the key to economic growth.

Exactamundo. We are a consumer based economy and when workers don’t have enough money to invest in goods and services, the economy isn’t running how ti should. Tax cuts to those who need them the least isn’t the solution. As I said, they’ve been saying this crap for years and it didn’t work under Reagan, ti didn’t work under W, and it won’t under Wanker either.

257 Justanotherhuman  Apr 30, 2015 2:04:11pm
258 HappyWarrior  Apr 30, 2015 2:04:35pm

It’s not that I see the rich as the “enemy.” It’s that I see policies that aid them at the expense of the middle and working classes that are in fact an enemy of progress. A strong middle class is a strong country. Maybe the conservatives who think just giving out gimmes to billionaires is the key to prosperity should look at how we prospered post WWII.

259 Snarknado!  Apr 30, 2015 2:04:38pm

re: #240 Lidane

Random question, but apparently my duties now include booking travel for people. I don’t mind, since I get to focus on something other than Facebook ads for a while, but I’m utterly clueless.

Of all the online travel services (Priceline, Orbitz, Expedia, Hotwire, etc.) which one is worth using and which one blows? I’m going cross-eyed right now.

Alouette mentioned bt-store.com when I asked the same question, and I’ve found them to be very good. Also BBB listed, which adds to my peace of mind.

260 EPR-radar  Apr 30, 2015 2:05:36pm

re: #239 freetoken

Capitalism has a worldwide image problem because it is not working for most people. It really is that simple.

The plutocrats aren’t even pretending that capitalism works for everyone since the fall of the USSR eliminated the only competing ideological model.

261 allegro  Apr 30, 2015 2:07:36pm

re: #258 HappyWarrior

It’s not that I see the rich as the “enemy.” It’s that I see policies that aid them at the expense of the middle and working classes that are in fact an enemy of progress. A strong middle class is a strong country. Maybe the conservatives who think just giving out gimmes to billionaires is the key to prosperity should look at how we prospered post WWII.

Prosperity for all with a strong middle class isn’t their goal. They don’t give a shit about the country or our future. They only care about lining their own pockets. They’re doing that very well.

262 HappyWarrior  Apr 30, 2015 2:09:04pm

re: #261 allegro

Prosperity for all with a strong middle class isn’t their goal. They don’t give a shit about the country or our future. They only care about lining their own pockets. They’re doing that very well.

I know. What’s frustrating is they get a lot of middle class and working class suckers buying their rhetoric even though those same people benefit from the government programs that the plutocrats would gladly dismantle to fund their wealthy buddies’ tax cuts and latest military spending adventure.

263 darthstar  Apr 30, 2015 2:09:23pm

A lot of people are going to be unhappy when, in less than two years, President Obama leaves office and the teabaggers they elected to counter-balance his Sharia lawlessness are still around fucking shit up.

264 EPR-radar  Apr 30, 2015 2:12:10pm

re: #258 HappyWarrior

It’s not that I see the rich as the “enemy.” It’s that I see policies that aid them at the expense of the middle and working classes that are in fact an enemy of progress. A strong middle class is a strong country. Maybe the conservatives who think just giving out gimmes to billionaires is the key to prosperity should look at how we prospered post WWII.

It was very telling that Mark Kirk’s stupidity about improving black neighborhoods quoted upthread revolved around the farcical idea that a few black billionaires would solve the problem. What the hell good would that do?

It would be much better for these neighborhoods to become middle class neighborhoods.

265 Higgs Boson's Mate  Apr 30, 2015 2:13:58pm

re: #254 Kragar

People having enough money to pay for more goods and services is the key to economic growth.

An individual with enough money to buy 2000 cars or 10,000 refrigerators or several tons of groceries isn’t going to do so. In a consumer-based economy the concentration of wealth slows economic growth.

266 EPR-radar  Apr 30, 2015 2:15:23pm

re: #263 darthstar

A lot of people are going to be unhappy when, in less than two years, President Obama leaves office and the teabaggers they elected to counter-balance his Sharia lawlessness are still around fucking shit up.

Sensible people will be unhappy about this. But then again, sensible people don’t vote for tea bagging idiots in the first place.

I will not believe the GOP extremism is hurting that party until I see real evidence of that in action. The Senate races in 2010 were amusing, but that is old data by now.

267 HappyWarrior  Apr 30, 2015 2:18:40pm

re: #264 EPR-radar

It was very telling that Mark Kirk’s stupidity about improving black neighborhoods quoted upthread revolved around the farcical idea that a few black billionaires would solve the problem. What the hell good would that do?

It would be much better for these neighborhoods to become middle class neighborhoods.

I thought so too. They’re an oligarchical party.

268 allegro  Apr 30, 2015 2:20:01pm

re: #267 HappyWarrior

I thought so too. They’re an oligarchical party.

A nicer way to say sociopathic assholes.

269 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 2:20:24pm
270 wrenchwench  Apr 30, 2015 2:23:14pm

One of my brothers is a teacher in Bogota.

271 Justanotherhuman  Apr 30, 2015 2:26:37pm

NOPD officer suspended after arrest in Jefferson Parish
Officer Chris Durning accused of violating protective order, cyberstalking

“A photo of Durning was not available.”

wdsu.com

I wonder why? Well, a search indicates that he may be an undercover drug detective.

wdsu.com

272 Higgs Boson's Mate  Apr 30, 2015 2:27:07pm

re: #264 EPR-radar

It was very telling that Mark Kirk’s stupidity about improving black neighborhoods quoted upthread revolved around the farcical idea that a few black billionaires would solve the problem. What the hell good would that do?

It would be much better for these neighborhoods to become middle class neighborhoods.

If there were a few black billionaires then the black folk would see that with a bit of hard work they, too, could become billionaires - just like us white folk.

(Written while rafting in my money bin)

273 #FergusonFireside  Apr 30, 2015 2:29:10pm

haha, I did the how-old.net and it said I was 30.

Best thing that’s happened to me all day!

274 Higgs Boson's Mate  Apr 30, 2015 2:31:15pm

re: #273 #FergusonFireside

haha, I did the how-old.net and it said I was 30.

Best thing that’s happened to me all day!

BIte me: It congratulated me on being past my 100th birthday.

275 Justanotherhuman  Apr 30, 2015 2:33:33pm

Officer in fatal arrest once hospitalized over mental health

wtop.com

BALTIMORE (AP) — The highest-ranking Baltimore police officer in the arrest that led to Freddie Gray’s death was hospitalized in April 2012 over mental health concerns for an unknown duration and had his guns confiscated by local sheriff’s deputies, according to records from the sheriff’s office and court obtained by The Associated Press.

“Lt. Brian Rice, who initially pursued Gray on a Baltimore street when Gray fled after Rice made eye contact April 12, declared three years ago that he “could not continue to go on like this” and threatened to commit an act that was censored in the public version of a report obtained by the AP from the Carroll County, Maryland, Sheriff’s Office. Rice lived in the county, about 35 miles northwest of Baltimore. At the time, deputies were responding to a request to check on his welfare by a fellow Baltimore police officer who is the mother of Rice’s son.

“Deputies reported that Rice appeared “normal and soft spoken” and said he had been seeking “sympathy and attention.” But citing “credible information,” the deputies confiscated both his official and personal guns, called his commanding officer and transported Rice to the Carroll Hospital Center. The weapons included his .40-caliber police pistol, a 9 mm handgun, an AK-47-style rifle, a .22-caliber rifle and two shotguns.” More

276 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 30, 2015 2:34:03pm

I am so sick of seeing this crappy Jon McNaughton meme of white people in contrived poses, I added captions:

277 klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 30, 2015 2:34:49pm

re: #274 Higgs Boson’s Mate

BIte me: It congratulated me on being past my 100th birthday.

I uploaded a photo of me from 6 years ago and it thinks I was 30 then.

That’s not what all the bartenders led me to believe…

278 Snarknado!  Apr 30, 2015 2:38:35pm

re: #277 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I uploaded a photo of me from 6 years ago and it thinks I was 30 then.

That’s not what all the bartenders led me to believe…

They’re just in it for the tips.

//

279 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 2:40:33pm
280 klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 30, 2015 2:41:45pm

re: #278 Snarknado!

They’re just in it for the tips.

//

Hahaha, no, I’m not at the age where that gets them one yet.

281 Snarknado!  Apr 30, 2015 2:42:49pm

re: #280 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Hahaha, no, I’m not at the age where that gets them one yet.

…but how would they know that?

<runs>

282 wrenchwench  Apr 30, 2015 2:43:05pm
283 Justanotherhuman  Apr 30, 2015 2:45:59pm
284 Higgs Boson's Mate  Apr 30, 2015 2:46:09pm

re: #279 Kragar

Huckabee: ‘SCOTUS Can’t Overrule God’ on Gay Marriage

I’d find Huckabee’s argument compelling if he could produce God to express God’s opinion on the subject. Otherwise, Hucksterbee is working from a very old book that was subsequently revised any number of times for reasons both religious and political.

285 GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 30, 2015 2:46:45pm

Eh. Guess I should restart my iPad. All photo attachments are coming up as the same image. lol

286 Nyet  Apr 30, 2015 2:49:03pm

re: #279 Kragar

Yes it can, lol.

287 GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 30, 2015 2:49:25pm

re: #275 Justanotherhuman

Why are you questioning his character??!!!!?!?!!?!!!??!???!?!!!??

288 scottslemmons  Apr 30, 2015 2:49:32pm

Dangit, I really badly want to get on Twitter and start tweeting crazy stuff about Jade Helm. I got all the cards from the old INWO game — I could probably come up with something that’d almost rival the normal winger output…

289 freetoken  Apr 30, 2015 2:49:59pm

re: #279 Kragar

Huckabee is putting on all the weight he lost all those years ago.

Life must be rough on the campaign trail.

290 Higgs Boson's Mate  Apr 30, 2015 2:51:58pm

re: #288 scottslemmons

Dangit, I really badly want to get on Twitter and start tweeting crazy stuff about Jade Helm. I got all the cards from the old INWO game — I could probably come up with something that’d almost rival the normal winger output…

The key word is “almost.”

291 Justanotherhuman  Apr 30, 2015 2:53:20pm

re: #279 Kragar

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Just unimaginable and unbelievable that Huckabee has ever held public office at all.

I’ve always said I’d never vote for anyone who held any kind of religious position as a vocation, even if it was Jesus Christ himself.

292 EPR-radar  Apr 30, 2015 2:55:14pm

re: #288 scottslemmons

Dangit, I really badly want to get on Twitter and start tweeting crazy stuff about Jade Helm. I got all the cards from the old INWO game — I could probably come up with something that’d almost rival the normal winger output…

An old game (Paranoia perhaps?) was based on conspiracy theory stuff, and included amusing bits like the Orbital Mind Control Lasers. That would be a great bit of nonsense to try to get wingnuts to adopt, if I were so minded.

293 Justanotherhuman  Apr 30, 2015 3:01:13pm

I just needed a drink, man.

294 GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 30, 2015 3:01:43pm
295 A Cranky One  Apr 30, 2015 3:02:17pm

re: #292 EPR-radar

The guv’ment is spraying chemicals from airplanes that combine with the fluorine in the water to dilute our precious bodily fluids and suppress expression of the MAOA genes to feminize all the alpha males who might resist the guv’ment takeover!!!!1111!!!!!

296 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 3:04:05pm
297 Nyet  Apr 30, 2015 3:09:26pm

re: #293 Justanotherhuman

sea lion’s name is Rubbish

aww

298 Jenner7  Apr 30, 2015 3:10:11pm

Every school year, my kids bring home poem books. This is one of my daughters poems:

I Don’t Understand

I don’t understand why people are so mean to animals.
I don’t understand why the earth is turning and we aren’t,
I don’t understand why some boys judge girls from there outside, not there inside.
I don’t understand why we can’t light a fire in space.

But most of all I don’t understand why some people are homeless.

What I understand most is why we have to go to school.

299 Feline Fearless Leader  Apr 30, 2015 3:10:57pm

re: #292 EPR-radar

An old game (Paranoia perhaps?) was based on conspiracy theory stuff, and included amusing bits like the Orbital Mind Control Lasers. That would be a great bit of nonsense to try to get wingnuts to adopt, if I were so minded.

Steve Jackson Games - Illuminati.

One of the controlling factions was The Gnomes of Zurich who won by collecting sufficient wealth value.

Wikipedia Link

300 Dave In Austin  Apr 30, 2015 3:11:33pm

re: #296 Kragar

Ya know, I’m thinking about it. Maybe I’ll run out and Join the TSG…..

I could use the free fishing license and toll rd access.


301 Kragar  Apr 30, 2015 3:13:55pm
302 Charles Johnson  Apr 30, 2015 3:14:31pm

I have a hard time conceiving what kind of sewer-minded freak would even think of something like this, let alone tweet it publicly.

303 blueraven  Apr 30, 2015 3:16:06pm

re: #298 Jenner7

Every school year, my kids bring home poem books. This is one of my daughters poems:

I Don’t Understand

I don’t understand why people are so mean to animals.
I don’t understand why the earth is turning and we aren’t,
I don’t understand why some boys judge girls from there outside, not there inside.
I don’t understand why we can’t light a fire in space.

But most of all I don’t understand why some people are homeless.

What I understand most is why we have to go to school.

That’s beautiful.

304 Jack Burton  Apr 30, 2015 3:17:47pm

re: #296 Kragar

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Isn’t David Icke the primary conspiracy kook behind the “Lizard People Control the World” bullshit?

305 RadicalModerate  Apr 30, 2015 3:17:55pm

re: #180 Dr. Matt

In summary, wingnuts are likening Texans to Jews and the US military to Nazis.

After all, we know that the Texas GOP has such a stellar record when it comes to antisemitism.

texasobserver.org

306 #FergusonFireside  Apr 30, 2015 3:19:23pm

re: #302 Charles Johnson

He’s in TX now?

Such a creep.

307 calochortus  Apr 30, 2015 3:19:51pm

re: #302 Charles Johnson

I have a hard time conceiving what kind of sewer-minded freak would even think of something like this, let alone tweet it publicly.

[Embedded content]

That must be some marriage.

308 ObserverArt  Apr 30, 2015 3:20:23pm

re: #284 Higgs Boson’s Mate

I’d find Huckabee’s argument compelling if he could produce God to express God’s opinion on the subject. Otherwise, Hucksterbee is working from a very old book that was subsequently revised any number of times for reasons both religious and political.

I might add in another reason. Societal. For control and direction of the society.

I personally call it the large thumb in the sky that can squish you instilled fear that makes you hedge your bets until there is personal gain, then all bets are off.

/// (remember, 12 years of Catholic education before going off to art college!)

309 The War TARDIS  Apr 30, 2015 3:20:51pm

re: #302 Charles Johnson

He is going to be in legal trouble soon at this rate.

310 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 30, 2015 3:21:31pm

re: #302 Charles Johnson

I have a hard time conceiving what kind of sewer-minded freak would even think of something like this, let alone tweet it publicly.

[Embedded content]

He’s in for a surprise down the road when his wife gets fed up with him.

311 Timothy Watson  Apr 30, 2015 3:24:41pm

re: #302 Charles Johnson

I have a hard time conceiving what kind of sewer-minded freak would even think of something like this, let alone tweet it publicly.

[Embedded content]

Coming from the same minds who said that a man couldn’t rape his wife 30 years ago.

312 Higgs Boson's Mate  Apr 30, 2015 3:24:42pm

re: #302 Charles Johnson

I have a hard time conceiving what kind of sewer-minded freak would even think of something like this, let alone tweet it publicly.

[Embedded content]

Guy whose abilities and knowledge are so extraordinary that he’s living with his in-laws explains How the World Is for the rest of us.

313 Nyet  Apr 30, 2015 3:24:43pm

If Chuck’s wife knew what’s good for her, she’d get the hell away from him as fast as possible. Not because he’s an asshole, racist misogynist. But rather because he’s also a highly unstable individual with a gun. This won’t end well.

314 Jenner7  Apr 30, 2015 3:26:47pm

re: #303 blueraven

Thanks. She just loves to write and absolutely loves school. She came home sick today. Poor baby. :(

315 marsl  Apr 30, 2015 3:28:33pm

Don’t tell anyone…. but the Germans have a Air Force base in the US.

It’s located in Holloman, New Mexico… where the Luftwaffe trains their pilots.

316 teleskiguy  Apr 30, 2015 3:29:28pm

ALEX JONES MAGGOT GANGSTER PSYCHEDELIC FREAK OUT

…

317 WhatEVs  Apr 30, 2015 3:34:19pm

re: #313 Nyet

If Chuck’s wife knew what’s good for her, she’d get the hell away from him as fast as possible. Not because he’s an asshole, racist misogynist. But rather because he’s also a highly unstable individual with a gun. This won’t end well.

I am starting to think that he is what was always called “completely pussy whipped” and he lashes out on the internet. He has no discernible source of income, lives in his wife’s parent’s basement and is, for all his inglorious internet infamy, a complete loser.

This is what makes him feel like some kind of man.

318 Romantic Heretic  Apr 30, 2015 3:35:06pm

re: #24 Charles Johnson

Meanwhile, here’s one of @ChuckCJohson’s fans:

[Paul Gray @PaulGrayCa
@Green_Footballs we must be race realist. Race explains a lot in this world.
2:23 PM - 30 Apr 2015

So does insanity, Mr. Gray, and outright evil fills in the spots not covered by insanity.

319 Romantic Heretic  Apr 30, 2015 3:36:09pm

re: #27 Backwoods_Sleuth

What the fuck would you know about bushido Upchuck, you slimy turd?

320 ObserverArt  Apr 30, 2015 3:44:08pm

re: #316 teleskiguy

ALEX JONES MAGGOT GANGSTER PSYCHEDELIC FREAK OUT

[Embedded content]

Video

That video tells me that Alex Jones is reality on PCP.

321 Romantic Heretic  Apr 30, 2015 3:44:27pm

re: #96 Shiplord Kirel

I beg to differ. They’ll tell themselves that it didn’t happen this time because they caught Obama before he could do it and thanks to their vigilance the apocalypse was cancelled.

But they will continue watching because you can never rest in a War on Evil™!

322 HappyWarrior  Apr 30, 2015 3:52:13pm

re: #279 Kragar

[Embedded content]

Say Fuckabee, people like you were claiming the same thing about interracial marriage 48 years ago. They were wrong then and they’re wrong now, you retrograde bigot.

323 Justanotherhuman  Apr 30, 2015 4:00:05pm

This is awful. The plight and fate of homeless mentally ill people who we should be taking care of, not leaving to their own devices to die a slow, or in this case, swift, death. And the reaction to the Starbucks employee who described what see saw showed the level of disdain and ignorance about mental illnes in this country.

The Sad, Slow March To Justice For Maria Hamilton
One year after her son was shot 14 times and killed by a police officer, Maria Hamilton struggles to get closure.

buzzfeed.com

324 GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 30, 2015 4:13:55pm

re: #313 Nyet

We don’t even know that he’s still married. Just one or two pics of them on their wedding day and that’s it. He’s probably holding her and her family hostage while he mooches off of them. Wish I was kidding.

325 Romantic Heretic  Apr 30, 2015 5:07:16pm

re: #299 Feline Fearless Leader

Steve Jackson Games - Illuminati.

One of the controlling factions was The Gnomes of Zurich who won by collecting sufficient wealth value.

Wikipedia Link

Loved that game.

I especially liked playing the UFOs because no one knew what I was up to.

326 William Lewis  Apr 30, 2015 7:02:41pm

re: #276 Lord Of The Pies

I am so sick of seeing this crappy Jon McNaughton meme of white people in contrived poses, I added captions:

[Embedded content]

Late, but Amen.

327 Green Alien  May 1, 2015 8:13:46pm

re: #33 allegro

Jade Helm, admirers and friends of Dr. Jim Garrow. Meet more of them: Dave Hodges of THE COMMON SENSE SHOW:

Jade Helm and the Forced Relocation of Tens of Millions of Americans

thecommonsenseshow.com

Doug Hagmann: Could Jade Helm be America’s Operation Valkyrie?
hagmannandhagmann.com

About Douglas Hagmann
Douglas J. Hagmann has been a veteran investigator in the private sector for nearly three decades, working for many Fortune 100 companies investigating high-value fraud cases. He is an author, public speaker and the senior host of the Hagmann & Hagmann Report.

328 Green Alien  May 1, 2015 8:24:08pm

re: #108 Dr. Matt

LOL!!!!!!!!


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