President Zombie Ronald Reagan Calls On Nation For, Assistance, Tax Cuts, For BP, In Dramatic Speech In New Orleans

blames “overregulation” for disaster, calls for on nation to help BP with tax breaks and other financing in its “moment of crisis”; assails critics of BP as “seeking to undermine our national energy security”

Department of HHS Declares Petroleum a Vegetable

“Madame Speaker, Tear Down That Wall Of Regulation”