re: #84 SanFranciscoZionist

He invited some news show to spend an afternoon with him and Michelle and the kids. Turns out the girls like Grey Poupon and gherkins in their tuna sandwiches.

This led to some hysteria in certain quarters, because Grey Poupon is elitist (this was too much for one of Malkin’s commentators, who pointed out that he buys his in bulk at Smart and Final), and what the hell IS a gherkin anyway?

It really was too much for several of Malkin’s commenters. One man signed off with what I consider the best line of the election: “If he does not use mayonnaise, he is not fit to lead.”

Well, he’s certainly not fit to be a parent. Mustard on tuna…I suppose they put mayonnaise on hamburgers and catsup on hotdogs.

This country is going to hell, and I’m calling the tune.