The Bob Cesca Podcast: Three Little Bird Eggs

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Three Little Bird Eggs — [Explicit Content] Donald Trump has reportedly been indicted by the grand jury in New York City, after we finished the show of course. We vent our rage over the shooting in Nashville and the dangerous Red Hat propaganda in its aftermath. The Trans Shooter. Hormone replacement myths. Tucker says trans people are the enemy of Christianity. North Carolina residents no longer need a permit to buy a gun. Idaho legislature criminalizes helping an underage girl get an abortion. Trump is praising the Manhattan grand jury now. Republicans want to shield ex-presidents from being prosecuted. With Jody Hamilton, David Ferguson, music by Razorhouse, Feed Your Wolves, and more!

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Belafon  Mar 30, 2023 • 10:50:44pm
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Belafon  Mar 30, 2023 • 10:51:48pm
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Belafon  Mar 30, 2023 • 10:53:13pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Mar 30, 2023 • 10:56:48pm

The Sidd Finch reference is well played
lol

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Belafon  Mar 30, 2023 • 10:59:38pm

Another NYT hot take:

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Captain Ron  Mar 30, 2023 • 11:09:38pm

re: #1 Belafon

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ckkatz  Mar 30, 2023 • 11:18:15pm
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Captain Ron  Mar 30, 2023 • 11:25:20pm

re: #7 ckkatz

Finally since my investments have been down for months and months.

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ckkatz  Mar 30, 2023 • 11:29:56pm

re: #8 Captain Ron

Sorry to hear that your investments have been part of the carnage.

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ckkatz  Mar 30, 2023 • 11:48:16pm

First I have heard of this and I have not had a chance to verify. But, if true, it has some interesting ramifications -

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retired cynic  Mar 30, 2023 • 11:53:27pm

re: #10 ckkatz

First I have heard of this and I have not had a chance to verify. But, if true, it has some interesting ramifications -

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Boy, that’s a complicated region to start putting thumbs on scales.

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ckkatz  Mar 30, 2023 • 11:57:48pm

One informal attempt to do a quick and dirty analysis of how many troops the Russians have. His numbers are that the last draft of 300k barely made up for losses and :ghost troops” (troops that were on the books, but didn’t exist because the commanders were embezzling the money.)

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ckkatz  Mar 31, 2023 • 12:06:44am

re: #11 retired cynic

Boy, that’s a complicated region to start putting thumbs on scales.

Very true!

And it’s a seething mess as Putin pours more gasoline on the pyre.

As I understand it, the Iranians, particularly the IRGC, are trying to move in and replace the Russians. Supposedly they have already attempted to assassinate at least one Azeri Member of Parliament.

Plus, the Iranians have a sizable population of Azeri ethnics on their side of the border. Iirc, the young lady who was murdered by the religious police for not wearing a hijab was an Azeri ethnic.

Meanwhile the Turks and Israelis are apparently supporting the Azeris.

But yes, there is the turmoil in Armenia and Georgia. And of course, Chechnya and Dagestan.

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ckkatz  Mar 31, 2023 • 12:12:43am

Well, Good Nite to all and to all a Merry Indictmas!

The good news has plum tired me out.
(I was going to say tuckered, but I no longer like that word.)

And for the Dad joke:

My wife has banned me from making any more breakfast puns.
She says if I make any more, I’m toast.
But my kids keep egging me on.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 1:30:40am

High.

In the ongoing battle in the Lehigh Valley, Penna. school district:

WFMZ-TV, Allentown, six hours ago

ACLU suing Saucon Valley School District over district’s decision not to allow After School Satan Club

Recap: The Good News Club was granted space to meet in the Saucon Valley Middle School. A parent and child from the middle school asked The Satanic Temple to set up an After School Satan Club.

When brought before the school board, many parents objected (‘cause Satan, though satanism isn’t taught in their club: science experiments, arts and crafts, and critical thinking and reasoning skills are).

The school board attorney advised if the board allowed the GNC as part of a limited public forum, they must also allow the ASS Club. The board in a bare majority passed the resolution to allow the club.

Days later, bomb threats and shooting threats were called in to the school and all the board members. The FBI traced the threats in the name of Jesus to a man in North Carolina, who has been arrested.

On those grounds, the board held an emergency meeting to revoke the permission of the ASS Club to have club meetings anywhere on school grounds. The parent complained, the attorney advised the board they could not ban them. The board banned them, saying they did not comply with requirements set out for clubs (untrue).

With that, The Satanic Temple sent a letter to the board saying they would assert their rights under the rubric of the limited public forum, the I Amendment guarantee to freedom of religion, and the Religious Freedom Restoration Act. They offered again to withdraw their club if the GCC was also withdrawn. When the board refused to reconsider, the ACLU came in and warned the same. The board still refused, and now they have filed a lawsuit alleging violation of constitutional rights by the school board.

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ericblair  Mar 31, 2023 • 1:45:45am

YouTube

A little suggestion for a new FOX News theme.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 1:47:41am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 1:55:55am

A president has never been indicted before. But one was arrested. (Washington Post, updated March 30, 2022)

A grand jury in Manhattan has voted to indict Donald Trump, The Washington Post reported Thursday evening.

This is the first time a former president has been charged with a crime. But a sitting president was arrested once.

In 1872, President Ulysses S. Grant was arrested at the corner of 13th and M streets NW in Washington. This was not a high crime, but it was — at least theoretically speaking — a misdemeanor.

The man who led the North to victory in the Civil War was busted for speeding in his horse-drawn carriage.

The story of his arrest — confirmed in 2012 by Cathy L. Lanier, who was then D.C.’s police chief — was told in a remarkable but obviously forgotten story in the Sept. 27, 1908, edition of the Washington Evening Star under the headline: “Only Policeman Who Ever Arrested a President.”

That policeman was William H. West, a Black man who had fought in the Civil War.

“Since his retirement,” the story said, “he has decided to let the public know the true story of the arrest.”

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President Grant paid a $20 bond, and forfeited it when he failed to appear in court.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 2:13:26am

The Scottsbluff, Nebr. Star-Herald with two weirdly-placed articles in one tweet, along with this photograph.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 2:22:23am

Parent thanks Utah for book banning law that makes it ‘so much easier’ to challenge the ‘sex-ridden’ Bible (Yahoo!, March 26, 2023)

A Utah parent said that a book ban law passed in the state made it “much easier” to request that the Bible be removed from schools for its “sex-ridden” content.

According to a complaint filed against Davis High School in December 2022, recently obtained by The Salt Lake Tribune, the unnamed parent thanked the state legislature for making it “way more efficient” to request book bans.

“Now we can all ban books and you don’t even need to read them or be accurate about it,” the complaint says, with just a hint of sarcasm. “Heck, you don’t even need to see the book!”

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 2:26:57am

re: #6 Captain Ron

If a global supernatural genocide isn’t an obvious demonstration of unconditional love…then I don’t know what love is

Purging the world of sin. Just like parents who purge the gay out of their children…

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 2:28:06am

‘Probably Not The Best Time To Give Up Your AR-15,’ Tucker Carlson Tells Viewers (Huffington Post, seven hours ago)

This sounds like incitement to me.

After a guest on his show warned that Donald Trump’s indictment marked a “civil war era” in the United States, Fox News host Tucker Carlson remarked that Americans should hold on to their assault rifles.

Carlson’s guest, right-wing activist Ned Ryun, also warned that America was headed for a “one-party state and authoritarian government” and urged Republicans to take up a policy of “mutually assured destruction” against Democrats, whom he accused of “launching nukes at us.”

“Probably not the best time to give up your AR-15, and I think most people know that,” Carlson commented after Ryun’s spiel.

Carlson hyped up the possibility of impending armed conflict for his entire show. Noting the recent mass shooting in Nashville, Tennessee, and Donald Trump’s indictment, Carlson had earlier asked a guest, “It almost feels like they’re pushing the population to react. ‘We think they’re demoralized and passive, let’s see if they really are.’ At what point do we conclude they’re doing this in order to produce a reaction?”

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 2:32:02am

re: #22 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Carlson hyped up the possibility of impending armed conflict for his entire show. Noting the recent mass shooting in Nashville, Tennessee, and Donald Trump’s indictment, Carlson had earlier asked a guest, “It almost feels like they’re pushing the population to react. ‘We think they’re demoralized and passive, let’s see if they really are.’ At what point do we conclude they’re doing this in order to produce a reaction?”

This is the excuse of the abusive husband who reminds his wife, cowering in the corner, that it is her fault: she should know better than to provoke him to react that way

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Dangerman  Mar 31, 2023 • 2:34:15am

re: #5 Belafon

Another NYT hot take:

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Ffs, for over two centuries no former prez needed to be indicted

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 2:35:06am

re: #24 Dangerman

Ffs, for over two centuries no former prez needed to be indicted

Nixon, but he resigned before charges could be brought.

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Dangerman  Mar 31, 2023 • 2:43:09am

re: #25 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Nixon, but he resigned before charges could be brought.

True
And he’ll always be the go to answer.
And Ford pardoned him within a month or so. Not nearly enough time for a criminal investigation.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 2:44:55am

Charisma plus the ability to really read the room: How can he fail?

DeSantis Visits Gun Store Ahead of Potential ‘24 Run

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Dangerman  Mar 31, 2023 • 2:46:01am

Do we know if the TIFG will be tried as an adult?

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Dr Lizardo  Mar 31, 2023 • 2:47:27am

re: #28 Dangerman

Do we know if the TIFG will be tried as an adult?

LOL now I’m imaging that lawyer of his, Tapioca or whatever the hell his name is, saying, “Your Honor, my client is not competent to stand trial.”

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 2:50:59am

re: #29 Dr Lizardo

LOL now I’m imaging that lawyer of his, Tapioca or whatever the hell his name is, saying, “Your Honor, my client is not competent to stand trial.”

He will intentionally fail the cognitive test: “Er, um; cabbage, narwhal, Klondike, whizz-bang, dingleberry?”

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Dr Lizardo  Mar 31, 2023 • 2:51:13am

Toys? Heh…no more anime catgirl figurines for you, Ivan!!

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 2:52:29am

re: #31 Dr Lizardo

Toys? Heh…no more anime catgirl figurines for you, Ivan!!

Some Japanese toys are probably deadlier than the weapons the Russian Army is currently supplied with.

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Dr Lizardo  Mar 31, 2023 • 2:53:19am

re: #30 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

He will intentionally fail the cognitive test: “Er, um; cabbage, narwhal, Klondike, whizz-bang, dingleberry?”

He can try coming in to court on a Zimmer frame or in a wheelchair. Maybe use an empty oxygen tank and a nasal cannula as a prop.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 2:53:47am

BBC, thirty-eight minutes ago

Ukrainian athletes should not compete in Olympic qualifiers alongside Russians, says government

Ukrainian athletes will not be allowed to compete in qualifying events for the 2024 Paris Olympics if Russians are taking part, says government minister Oleh Nemchinov.

The International Olympic Committee (IOC) has recommended Russian and Belarusian athletes are allowed to compete under a neutral flag.

The decision was made after a proposal by sports minister Vadym Guttsait.

Participation could see federations sanctioned and lose “national status”.

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Dr Lizardo  Mar 31, 2023 • 2:54:10am

re: #32 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Some Japanese toys are probably deadlier than the weapons the Russian Army is currently supplied with.

A battalion of anime catgirl cosplayers could probably conquer all of Russia inside a month at this point.

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Dangerman  Mar 31, 2023 • 2:56:10am

Does a guy like go home and laugh his ass off, cause everyone’s an idiot who bought this. Or cower in a corner cause he believes it.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 2:57:09am

re: #33 Dr Lizardo

He can try coming in to court on a Zimmer frame or in a wheelchair. Maybe use an empty oxygen tank and a nasal cannula as a prop.

“He accidentally hit himself with a baseball bat!”

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Dangerman  Mar 31, 2023 • 2:58:05am

re: #29 Dr Lizardo

LOL now I’m imaging that lawyer of his, Tapioca or whatever the hell his name is, saying, “Your Honor, my client is not competent to stand trial.”

Judge: if he pisses on himself I’ll consider it. otherwise sit down and shut up.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 2:59:28am

re: #38 Dangerman

Judge: if he pisses on himself I’ll consider it. otherwise sit down and shut up.

That’s what Russian prostitutes are there for.

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steve_davis  Mar 31, 2023 • 3:19:15am

re: #18 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

A president has never been indicted before. But one was arrested. (Washington Post, updated March 30, 2022)

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President Grant paid a $20 bond, and forfeited it when he failed to appear in court.

well, editing because apparently the coffee hasn’t kicked in to where I’m completing the reading of a post before offering my sage reminiscences about it.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 3:21:13am

re: #40 steve_davis

Didn’t Grant keep technically getting “arrested” for essentially racing his Phaeton (I think that’s the name. One horse sporty carriage?) on the street in front of the White House? And then of course the entire corrupt Republican patronage scandals that he may or may not have known were going on. The more things change…..

and Warren G Harding, who was criminally negligent for the corruption in his administration

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Mar 31, 2023 • 3:43:21am

re: #33 Dr Lizardo

He can try coming in to court on a Zimmer frame or in a wheelchair. Maybe use an empty oxygen tank and a nasal cannula as a prop.

Politically damaging and makes him look weak and feeble.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 31, 2023 • 3:57:04am

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Teukka  Mar 31, 2023 • 4:12:20am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 4:15:52am

re: #44 Teukka

They have come out swinging and are attempting to turn the narrative from right-wing extremists as America’s Most Wanted Domestic Terrorists to trans people.

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Teukka  Mar 31, 2023 • 4:23:52am

re: #45 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

They have come out swinging and are attempting to turn the narrative from right-wing extremists as America’s Most Wanted Domestic Terrorists to trans people.

Yep.

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Teukka  Mar 31, 2023 • 4:28:15am

re: #44 Teukka

re: #45 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

They have come out swinging and are attempting to turn the narrative from right-wing extremists as America’s Most Wanted Domestic Terrorists to trans people.

re: #46 Teukka

Yep.

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darthstar  Mar 31, 2023 • 4:33:21am

Good morning…I wonder if there will be more indications today…

Mastodon

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darthstar  Mar 31, 2023 • 4:35:45am

re: #36 Dangerman

Does a guy like go home and laugh his ass off, cause everyone’s an idiot who bought this. Or cower in a corner cause he believes it.

That’s the follow up question he should be asked by the TV show’s host.

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darthstar  Mar 31, 2023 • 4:44:20am

So 30+ counts of Business Fraud…now three or four of those might fall under the misdemeanor statute, but thirty of them?

he crime of falsifying business records can be committed in the second degree, which is a class A misdemeanor (N.Y. Penal Code § 175.05), or in the first degree, which is a class E felony (N.Y. Penal Code § 175.10).

Of course, how many people here think Trump is the kind of guy who will commit fraud to put more money in his pocket? I mean, the guy’s rich…why would he need to pocket walking around money?

Falsifying Business Records

If the person is also falsifying business records in the process at a business, that is an E felony with penalties of between one and a third to four years.

It is important to recognize that when the dollar amount is used as a means to figure out what the total punishment should be, the law allows prosecutors to aggregate, meaning to add up all the transactions together. This process can make the penalties associated with a New York fraud charge much more serious.

Therefore, if the person stole from their employer, falsified checks, and embezzled, each check from the employer will be added up to make the total.

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Dangerman  Mar 31, 2023 • 4:47:40am

Just came back from a run.

Is he still indicted?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 4:49:44am

re: #48 darthstar

Good morning…I wonder if there will be more indications today…

Let us pray to Sol Indictus, the God of Criminal Justice!!!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 4:50:06am

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Dangerman  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:04:21am

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:05:26am

Missouri Reps Just Voted to Completely Defund the State’s Public Libraries (Vice, March 30, 2023)

The book banning continues. Do they reënact the burning of the Library of Alexandria next?

The new budget sets funds for libraries to $0. Library groups say the move is retaliation for suing the state over its recent book ban law.

Late Tuesday night, the Missouri House of Representatives voted for a state operating budget with a $0 line for public libraries. While the budget still needs to work its way through the Senate and the governor’s office, state funding for public libraries is very much on the chopping block in Missouri.

This comes after Republican House Budget Chairman Cody Smith proposed a $4.5 million cut to public libraries’ state aid last week in the initial House Budget Committee hearing, where Smith cited a lawsuit filed against Missouri by the American Civil Liberties Union of Missouri (ACLU-MO) as the reason for the cut.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:06:58am

re: #55 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Missouri Reps Just Voted to Completely Defund the State’s Public Libraries (Vice, March 30, 2023)

The Handmaid’s Idiocracy 451

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ericblair  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:08:36am
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Dangerman  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:09:56am

interesting string of stories over at politicalwire.com this morning

Trump Loses Control with New Phase of Legal Peril
Trump Indictment Shakes Up 2024 Race
Trump Launches Ads Attacking DeSantis
Trump to Surrender on Tuesday
Stormy Daniels Reacts
Trump More Interested in the Politics of Indictment
Trump On His Own
White House Won’t Comment on Trump Indictment
Trump Faces More Than 30 Charges of Fraud
Republicans Rush to Defend the Defendant
DeSantis Says Florida Will Not Extradite Trump
Trump Case Will Hinge on Evidence of Coverup
Pence Calls Trump Indictment ‘an Outrage’
Trump Was Surprised by Indictment

and the Quote of the Day:

“Where’s Hunter?”

— Donald Trump, in a 3 a.m. ET post on Truth Social.

(at least we know he didnt sleep well).

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darthstar  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:10:14am

Mastodon

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:10:59am

re: #48 darthstar

Good morning…I wonder if there will be more indications today…

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There’s strong indications that Trump is ready for the old folks’ home.

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lawhawk  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:14:18am

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area on this brisk spring morning. We’ve got indictment fever here, and it’s more than 2+ years in the making. Frankly, it was more than 6+ years in the making, given that the crimes occurred prior to Trump entering the WH and Trump’s coconspirator and accomplice, Michael Cohen is already serving time relating to some of the various charges likely included in this indictment.

But thing is, this isn’t just about the Stormy Daniels payments that were disguised as attorney fees/costs. You don’t get 30+ charges that way.

There’s a lot more under seal, and that’s what’s particularly surprising given that Bragg had dragged his feet on this case for months, two of his lead prosecutors quit over that foot-dragging, and yet here we are.

Bragg isn’t playing 3-d chess, or a Soros puppet. He’s an at-times barely competent DA who wouldn’t take up the case against Trump despite overwhelming evidence. We’re here in NY because of Bragg’s delays.

We’re here because the DOJ continues to foot drag on its own cases against Trump, and it includes obstruction going back to Mueller. DOJ refuses to prosecute a sitting president because of a DOJ memo stating as such, but there’s nothing to stop the DOJ from overturning that memo to allow a sitting president to be indicted.

That memo, going back to Nixon, gives presidents a get-out-of-jail card, when none is deserved. No one is above the law, least of all a president.

Trump engaged in crimes, before, during, and after entering the WH. He’s still committing crimes even after leaving the WH as he continues to conspire with those trying to end democracy in America and is inciting his base to engage in violence to further his ambitions.

Justice grinds slowly, and too slowly for political expediencies. We got here late, but we’re here. And Trump is doing what Trump always does - project his crimes and misconduct on others, while Fox does what it always does - project and misinform on same to help the GOP.

Between the Dominion and Smartmatic civil defamation cases and the Trump prosecutions, we’re seeing how right wing media and goddamned fascists use each other to gain power and money while distracting from their own crimes and malfeasance.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:18:47am

NYT Headline: Trump Indictment Proves Democrats Stole 2020 Election.

Just wait for it…..

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ericblair  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:19:27am

re: #62 Dr. Matt

NYT Headline: Trump Indictment Proves Democrats Stole 2020 Election.

Just wait for it…..

Well, it’s Bad News for Joe Biden, obviously.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:29:35am

“Indictment only strengthens Trump’s position and candidacy!”

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:30:50am

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Documentation obtained through the Freedom of Act confirms the stickers were added in 2020 at the direction of Woodcox. Farr finds a June 2, 2020 email exchange between Woodcox and Sgt. Matthew Steppy discussing the stickers to be extremely disturbing.

“The email shows that the personal religious beliefs of former Chief Woodcox is the real reason for the stickers,” said Farr.

In the email exchange, Woodcox states any St. Clair Shores officer who objects to the stickers is “free to surrender to me any items they possess or will possess that have the same motto on them” seemingly referring to U.S. currency.

Steppy responds by saying he supports the decision and that he and any other Christian officers on the force “if we hear of any complaints regarding the decision to put In God We Trust stickers on the cars, we will address it immediately.”

“In this email, a 22-year veteran of the department says he and his fellow Christian officers are ready and willing to intimidate anyone who opposes the stickers,” said Farr. “There is no reply from former Chief Woodcox telling this religious gang not to do it.

“What more proof do we need showing that these stickers are divisive.”

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St. Clair Shores resident questions In God We Trust police stickers
Process, protocol at root of citizen’s concerns (posted today at Macomb Daily)

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lawhawk  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:34:12am

re: #61 lawhawk

I’ve seen some Fox personalities claim that Bragg is so incompetent that a majority of cases brought are dropped. Why are they dropped? NYPD failed to bring sufficient evidence. Or the evidence doesn’t warrant the charges.

That’s typically why cases are dropped or the DA loses a case at trial.

Oh, and there’s precisely zero way that any of his lawyers would be caught off guard by the indictment announcement. Trump himself spewed that he was getting indicted 2+ weeks ago. He was off by a few days, but he’s indicted. They had reason to know indictments were coming, and prosecutors don’t have to let suspects know that they’re getting indicted ahead of time.

That so much of this is under seal also indicates that this isn’t just about Stormy Daniels.

Trump lawyers also say he’s not taking a plea deal.

Right… because a guy likely facing life in prison on the totality of these charges is in such a great position to fight the charges to trial and lose and face state and/or federal minimums on those charges at his age.

It also seems like media outlets forget that we already know what Trump can be charged for re: Stormy Daniels.

We know this because Trump is individual 1 in the Michael Cohen case for which Cohen was convicted on multiple counts. Cohen acted as Trump’s money-man and lawyer and acted at Trump’s behest. That means Trump is a coconspirator/accomplice, and conspiracy charges flow from that relationship. While Cohen was charged in federal court, there are state charges that mirror the federal charges, and NY has additional financial crimes charges too.

Put together, we’ve got at least Cohen-related conspiracy and financial crimes, money laundering, wire fraud, and campaign finance violations to consider.

But I’m also thinking there’s additional state crimes being considered here, given that Trump CFO Weisselberg has also just switched lawyers.

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Eventual Carrion  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:39:32am

re: #22 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

‘Probably Not The Best Time To Give Up Your AR-15,’ Tucker Carlson Tells Viewers (Huffington Post, seven hours ago)

This sounds like incitement to me.

(more)

All my weapons are in working order also. Could be the last fatal mistake some of these fuckers ever get to make in their lives.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:40:50am

Speaking of guns, I had a conversation with my dad regarding guns. Namely, making sure that he knew I’m not necessarily anti-gun per se, just that to me, adding more guns to a dangerous situation doesn’t seem like the right solution to me. He took it well enough, but I know I’m a disappointment to the family.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:42:55am

re: #65 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

St. Clair Shores resident questions In God We Trust police stickers
Process, protocol at root of citizen’s concerns (posted today at Macomb Daily)

If that’s the case, then don’t call the police, pray to God.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:47:40am

How did we get from

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

to

“Anyone who opposes unrestricted access, possession and carrying (even concealed) of all the ordinance we can get our hands on is anti-American”?

How did we get from

“Taxation without representation is tyranny”

to

“Taxation is tyranny”?

or from

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion…”

to

“My religious beliefs take precedence over US law!”

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:48:21am

re: #69 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

If that’s the case, then don’t call the police, pray to God.

No suit against the city police department for the stickers per se would win, because of our national motto being changed to “In God We Trust” (despite a lot of us not, but because we needed Christian territorial marking on all our stuff).

However, the E-mails the man received in the freedom of information act request show that the real reason the stickers were placed were explicitly religious, and a freakin’ Christian gang said they would intimidate any officer who opposed the idea at the time.

The current mayor endorses the stickers, as does the current police chief.

The man questioning this is questioning the process by which they were obtained and the bullying of those who disagreed.

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Belafon  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:50:52am

Virginia Galactic, Richard Branson’s space company, is laying off 85% of its workforce.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:51:48am

44F outside - that is way too cold for us. It’s almost April! We are well below average.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:51:55am

re: #72 Belafon

Virginia Galactic, Richard Branson’s space company, is laying off 85% of its workforce.

Remember the AOC quote: “Behind every billionaire there is a policy failure!”

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Dr. Matt  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:52:25am

Hell of a resume:

34 indictments
7 bankruptcies
3 wives
2 impeachments
2 lost popular votes
1 insurrection

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:52:27am

re: #73 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

44F outside - that is way too cold for us. It’s almost April! We are well below average.

The snow forecast for tonight is up to 6”. It bears noting that the snow cover has not completely disappeared from my front yard, though there are large stretches of brown grass on the other side of the street.

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lawhawk  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:54:44am

re: #75 Dr. Matt

Hell of a resume:

34 indictments
7 bankruptcies
3 wives
2 impeachments
2 lost popular votes
1 insurrection

34 charges (so far)
7 bankruptcies
3 wives
2 impeachments
2 lost popular votes
1 insurrection
1 ban from operating a charity
1 failed steak business
1 failed football business

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:57:51am

re: #76 Nerdy Fish

The snow forecast for tonight is up to 6”. It bears noting that the snow cover has not completely disappeared from my front yard, though there are large stretches of brown grass on the other side of the street.

It’s snowing here now, with winds up to 50 mph / 80kph.

The snow will break off tonight, then tomorrow the temperatures will be in the sixties.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:58:21am

Models show us warming up the next couple of days but then cold again on Tuesday with a chance of rain.

Long range forecast for tax day shows the cold returning here, while the majority of Americans will be enjoying a beautiful spring day:

temp forecast 15 April

When that little finger of Minnesota (that sticks up into Canada) is 10F warmer than San Diego, that is just wrong.

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darthstar  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:58:33am

re: #77 lawhawk

34 charges (so far)
7 bankruptcies
3 wives
2 impeachments
2 lost popular votes
1 insurrection
1 ban from operating a charity
1 failed steak business
1 failed football business

1 failed ‘university’ scam
1 failed airline

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darthstar  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:00:15am

re: #79 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Models show us warming up the next couple of days but then cold again on Tuesday with a chance of rain.

Long range forecast for tax day shows the cold returning here, while the majority of Americans will be enjoying a beautiful spring day:

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When that little finger of Minnesota (that sticks up into Canada) is 10F warmer than San Diego, that is just wrong.

I heard tax day got moved to Oct 15 again…or am I back on the ‘oh shit I gotta do my taxes’ clock?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:01:57am

There is a freaking boatload of TikTok and YouTube videos, blog posts, and such all calling out “transgenderism” as a “demonic force” this morning, full of eliminationist rhetoric.

They sound like they want to get a new Crusade on.

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darthstar  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:02:00am

Fuck!

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Teukka  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:02:12am

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:02:39am

re: #80 darthstar

1 failed ‘university’ scam
1 failed airline

and two failsons.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:03:03am

re: #75 Dr. Matt

Hell of a resume:

34 indictments
7 bankruptcies
3 wives
2 impeachments
2 lost popular votes
1 insurrection

And a partridge in a pear tree whole lotta lies on TV.

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Belafon  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:07:01am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:08:16am

In the category “it’s a cult”:

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lawhawk  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:10:11am
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jeffreyw  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:10:33am

Good morning!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:12:13am

Italy blocks ChatGPT, due to privacy concerns over the illicit collection of personal data. (In Italian, Data Protection Office)

Intelligenza artificiale: il Garante blocca ChatGPT. Raccolta illecita di dati personali. Assenza di sistemi per la verifica dell’età dei minori

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Dangerman  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:12:58am

re: #68 Nerdy Fish

Speaking of guns, I had a conversation with my dad regarding guns. Namely, making sure that he knew I’m not necessarily anti-gun per se, just that to me, adding more guns to a dangerous situation doesn’t seem like the right solution to me. He took it well enough, but I know I’m a disappointment to the family.

I am 100% pro responsible and accountable gun ownership.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:15:21am

re: #92 Dangerman

I am 100% pro responsible and accountable gun ownership.

You mean you have read and understood the entire Second Amendment and did not just skip over that pesky “well regulated” part of it?

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Dangerman  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:15:51am

re: #70 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

How did we get from

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

to

“Anyone who opposes unrestricted access, possession and carrying (even concealed) of all the ordinance we can get our hands on is anti-American”?

How did we get from

“Taxation without representation is tyranny”

to

“Taxation is tyranny”?

or from

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion…”

to

“My religious beliefs take precedence over US law!”

Or the 14th “shall not be questioned” to we’ll totally question it

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:16:40am

re: #43 Nerdy Fish

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Dangerman  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:18:10am

re: #75 Dr. Matt

Hell of a resume:

34 indictments
7 bankruptcies
3 wives
2 impeachments
2 lost popular votes
1 insurrection

Some of those numbers are still going up

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Joe Bacon  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:22:48am

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Belafon  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:23:09am
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Joe Bacon  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:27:34am

What Does George Soros Think About All The Smears?

The 92-year-old philanthropist’s name is invoked constantly by Republicans to explain all manner of things they don’t like. Predictably, his name was ubiquitous in Republicans’ response to Trump’s indictment.

Semafor asked Soros about the attacks, and he engaged, sending along a Wall Street Journal op-ed in which he explains why he supports progressive DAs.

“As for Alvin Bragg, as a matter of fact I did not contribute to his campaign and I don’t know him,” Soros said.

Soros is Jewish, and the attacks can function as an antisemitic dog whistle.

talkingpointsmemo.com

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Dangerman  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:28:39am

re: #93 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

You mean you have read and understood the entire Second Amendment and did not just skip over that pesky “well regulated” part of it?

My thinking is even before considering n the 2a specifics.

Every right comes with some responsibility or consequence.
car accidents Are pursued more stringently than demonstrably negligent or irresponsible gun ownership/handling/storing/selling…

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lawhawk  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:28:58am

re: #99 Belafon

Indicting former leaders isn’t uncommon anywhere outside the US. It’s gotten more common as democracies hold leaders accountable for their actions.

Heck, we indict governors of states pretty regularly, and these are just federal charges. Still others didn’t serve time despite convictions.

The argument by GOPers is not that Trump didn’t commit the crimes. They’re claiming that the DA is biased or somehow railroading Trump, despite overwhelming evidence that Trump engaged in a criminal conspiracy thanks to fellow coconspirator Michael Cohen getting convicted on those charges.

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Joe Bacon  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:31:34am

NY Young Republicans: Trump Is Our Christ

talkingpointsmemo.com

The New York Young Republican Club was among the first to react weeks ago when signs began to emerge that Trump was likely to be indicted in state court in Manhattan.

They staged protests, and contacted nearly every journalist in the Five Boroughs and D.C. to inform them of it.

After Trump’s indictment, the group issued a statement which, in my view, far exceeded those of even his most die-hard supporters. Read it here:

President Trump embodies the American people—our psyche from id to super-ego—as does no other figure; his soul is totally bonded with our core values and emotions, and he is our total and indisputable champion. This tremendous connection threatens the established order.

What does this mean? That for the aspiring young Republicans of New York City, Trump fulfills the spiritual desire for recognition that eludes us all? “His soul is totally bonded with our core values and emotions, and he is our total and indisputable champion.” If they’re trying to get our attention, they’ve succeeded!

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:31:41am

re: #101 Dangerman

My thinking is even before considering n the 2a specifics.

Every right comes with some responsibility or consequence.
car accidents Are pursued more stringently than demonstrably negligent or irresponsible gun ownership/handling/storing/selling…

Guns are a fetish, a sacred totem and guanantor of our safety, freedom and liberty.

They are the solution to our crime problems, just arm everyone.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:32:31am

re: #51 Dangerman

Just came back from a run.

Is he still indicted?

No. He’s INDICATED.

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Joe Bacon  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:33:29am

re: #103 Joe Bacon

NY Young Republicans: Trump Is Our Christ

Hey New York Young Republicans!

If Trump really is the New Christ let’s nail him up on a cross, seal him in a cave for 3 days then sit back and watch what happens!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:36:26am

re: #94 Dangerman

Or the 14th “shall not be questioned” to we’ll totally question it

“What is the Emoluments Clause?”

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lawhawk  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:39:20am

Yes folks, DeSantis would be violating the US Constitution by refusing to hand Trump over to NY authorities. All his bluster and bulkshit would be illegal and a violation of the Constitution.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:42:49am

re: #108 lawhawk

Yes folks, DeSantis would be violating the US Constitution by refusing to hand Trump over to NY authorities. All his bluster and bulkshit would be illegal and a violation of the Constitution.

It seems to me Gov. DeSantis would know that, and he’s trying to spin up the wingnut base as “those liberals in New York are trying to make a political arrest, and I’m the one standing in the way to prevent it.”

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Joe Bacon  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:43:05am

Oh goody. Expect it to crash around 3PM?

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:43:57am

re: #109 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

It seems to me Gov. DeSantis would know that, and he’s trying to spin up the wingnut base as “those liberals in New York are trying to make a political arrest, and I’m the one standing in the way to prevent it.”

I also don’t see a simple little thing such as a Constitutional violation stopping him from doing whatever the hell he wants. He’s done a hell of a lot of unconstitutional stuff in Florida since 2020, and nothing’s been done about it.

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Joe Bacon  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:45:26am
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Amory Blaine  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:48:08am

re: #60 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

There’s strong indications that Trump is ready for the old folks’ home.

Him and Rupert can share oxygen tanks.

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Dangerman  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:48:23am

“Oh, and there are also recordings of phone calls where Trump can be heard discussing the plan.”

Lordy, there are tapes!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:48:30am

Reddit’s r/InsanePeopleFacebook.

“We just got bored and went home.”

Neo-confederate claims Gettysburg was a Southern victory

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Joe Bacon  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:49:21am

re: #113 Amory Blaine

#60 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

There’s strong indications that Trump is ready for the old folks’ home.

Him and Rupert can share oxygen tanks.

Let Lindsay share his secret stash with them!

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Belafon  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:50:53am

re: #115 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Reddit’s r/InsanePeopleFacebook.

“We just got bored and went home.”

Neo-confederate claims Gettysburg was a Southern victory

“I didn’t really want to play that war anyway. I was going easy on you.” - every child

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:51:33am

re: #111 Nerdy Fish

I also don’t see a simple little thing such as a Constitutional violation stopping him from doing whatever the hell he wants. He’s done a hell of a lot of unconstitutional stuff in Florida since 2020, and nothing’s been done about it.

Yeah, but Trump is his opponent in the upcoming election. DeSantis has no reason to help him.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:54:58am

It’s a cult.

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Joe Bacon  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:55:03am

Please sue him Captain Underpants!

We want to see what else you got caught doing on Fantasy Island!

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:57:19am

re: #115 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Reddit’s r/InsanePeopleFacebook.

“We just got bored and went home.”

Neo-confederate claims Gettysburg was a Southern victory

The Japanese could claim the same about Midway or the Germans at Kursk. And it those were also not defeats as such, the attackers just failed to achieve their objectives and sustained heavy, irreplaceable losses.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 6:58:52am

Could be describing our marriage.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:01:13am

re: #118 Eclectic Cyborg

Yeah, but Trump is his opponent in the upcoming election. DeSantis has no reason to help him.

Two words: Trump Base. If he betrays their mango messiah, they’ll NEVER vote for him. Literally his only hope of getting the Republican nomination in 2024 is to do at least everything it appears he can do to protect Trump.

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Amory Blaine  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:03:11am

re: #68 Nerdy Fish

but I know I’m a disappointment to the family.

Hey, me too!!

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Dangerman  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:05:50am

re: #123 Nerdy Fish

Two words: Trump Base. If he betrays their mango messiah, they’ll NEVER vote for him. Literally his only hope of getting the Republican nomination in 2024 is to do at least everything it appears he can do to protect Trump.

Reminder
We all assume he’s running
Maybe he’s just testing the waters and obviously grifting for now and he’s really gonna wait till 28

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:08:51am

LOL

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:09:47am

re: #124 Amory Blaine

Hey, me too!!

So am I!

Maybe we could start a club. Let’s call it Little Green Footballs.

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Dangerman  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:11:51am

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Dangerman  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:12:15am

“An extra from Home Alone 2 has been indicted in New York” - Australian entertainment news

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:13:09am

re: #110 Joe Bacon

Oh goody. Expect it to crash around 3PM?

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Dangerman  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:13:32am

re: #128 Dangerman

Speaking of…Did “unprecedented” stop Trump’s three SCOTUS from lying to the senate, and undoing precedent SCOTUS decisions, the law of the land?

No it did not

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Thanos  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:16:46am

re: #110 Joe Bacon

Oh goody. Expect it to crash around 3PM?

Expect to read about the breach and ransom demand within a week.

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Teukka  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:17:14am

re: #98 Joe Bacon

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:17:38am

re: #125 Dangerman

Reminder
We all assume he’s running
Maybe he’s just testing the waters and obviously grifting for now and he’s really gonna wait till 28

That would seem to make more sense to me, though running in 2024 could be Plan B. (Gov. DeSantis appears to be preparing a bill to repeal Florida’s law that says a candidate for a different office must resign from the current one.)

If Mr. Trump suddenly drops dead, flees the country, or for some reason sinks like an aircraft carrier anchor in the polls, he would want to be positioned to run in 2024.

If Mr. Trump somehow manages to put together a credible campaign, he can just shift the money over to a 2028 run if we still have a democracy.

As an aside, I’m a big advocate of political campaigns being required to dispose of any excess money left over from an election, to prevent building up unassailable war chests like Sen. Mitch McConnell has. Every election you start at zero.

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DodgerFan1988  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:18:31am
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Belafon  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:19:49am
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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:19:52am
Authorities were called to the scene around 3 p.m. Tuesday at the Romney Meadows Apartments.

Tippecanoe County Coroner Carrie Costello identified the deceased infant as 16-month-old Isiah Johnson. An autopsy performed Wednesday confirmed he died from one gunshot wound. Costello said the coroner’s office was still waiting on a police investigation and toxicology reports to declare the manner of death.

According to the Journal-Courier, the 5-year-old found a handgun inside the apartment. In addition to the two minors, one adult was at the home when the incident occurred, said Lafayette Police Department Lt. Matt Gard. A 911 call that brought police to the scene was from outside the home.

1 year-old fatally shot by 5 year-old sibling (WBBM-Chicago via MSN)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:20:23am

re: #133 Teukka

Obligatory soundtrack:

(3:40, NSFW)

Fuck You

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Teukka  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:21:40am
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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:22:38am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:25:07am

re: #125 Dangerman

Reminder
We all assume he’s running
Maybe he’s just testing the waters and obviously grifting for now and he’s really gonna wait till 28

Trump is going to win if he runs, indictment/conviction notwithstanding.

Anyone running now is just positioning for 2028 or vying for a Cabinet/VP spot

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lawhawk  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:25:07am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:26:30am

re: #137 Crush White Nationalism

1 year-old fatally shot by 5 year-old sibling (WBBM-Chicago via MSN)

Preschoolers are a threat to American safety!

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:30:27am
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William Lewis  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:30:37am

I found myself walking down a street where all the addresses were 4k 16k 32k until the last house was 1024k.

That was quite the trip down memory lane!

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Joe Bacon  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:33:31am

Yes we expected that Twit to Tweet this.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:33:39am
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Nerdy Fish  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:34:43am

re: #146 Joe Bacon

Yes we expected that Twit to Tweet this.

In other words, “Of course Trump’s going to become a dictator, and it’s all your fault!” DARVO.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:39:03am

In the category “Being Libertarian”:

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:39:33am

re: #147 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Finland is in NATO!!

another triumph for Putin: adding 700 miles of hostile border to the Russian Federation

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gocart mozart  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:40:10am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:41:11am

re: #148 Nerdy Fish

In other words, “Of course Trump’s going to become a dictator, and it’s all your fault!” DARVO.

Like that meme comic where the guy complains about being “forced” to become a Nazi.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:41:44am

re: #152 Eclectic Cyborg

Like that meme comic where the guy complains about being “forced” to become a Nazi.

Or a number of NY Times Pitchbot spoofs.

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Orange Impostor  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:42:26am

re: #1 Belafon

Funny how we have not found a single archaeological record of these giant men anywhere on the planet. An invasion of them plaguing the entire world should have at least SOME record, one would think.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:42:30am

re: #145 William Lewis

I found myself walking down a street where all the addresses were 4k 16k 32k until the last house was 1024k.

That was quite the trip down memory lane!

It took me some time to realise this was a computer dad joke.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:45:32am

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:46:30am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:48:25am
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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:49:46am

The rain seems to have gone away for now, but it had one last hurrah.

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:49:47am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:51:06am

re: #158 The Pie Overlord!

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Eventual Carrion  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:51:10am

re: #153 The Pie Overlord!

Par but I broke my longest streak! It’s now 95.

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Teukka  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:51:29am

“This is the Army” (1943)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:52:47am

re: #160 A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS

The rain seems to have gone away for now, but it had one last hurrah.

I like that close-up of the tulip with the raindrops clinging to it. That’s about a springiest Spring photograph which could ever spring.

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:55:37am

re: #103 Joe Bacon

NY Young Republicans: Trump Is Our Christ

talkingpointsmemo.com

The New York Young Republican Club was among the first to react weeks ago when signs began to emerge that Trump was likely to be indicted in state court in Manhattan.

They staged protests, and contacted nearly every journalist in the Five Boroughs and D.C. to inform them of it.

After Trump’s indictment, the group issued a statement which, in my view, far exceeded those of even his most die-hard supporters. Read it here:

President Trump embodies the American people—our psyche from id to super-ego—as does no other figure; his soul is totally bonded with our core values and emotions, and he is our total and indisputable champion. This tremendous connection threatens the established order.

What does this mean? That for the aspiring young Republicans of New York City, Trump fulfills the spiritual desire for recognition that eludes us all? “His soul is totally bonded with our core values and emotions, and he is our total and indisputable champion.” If they’re trying to get our attention, they’ve succeeded!

A white supremacist Putin-loving oligarch? Sounds right for the GOP and its core values.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 31, 2023 • 7:58:13am

re: #164 Teukka

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:02:29am

On a side note, Tolo News is quite different from the days before the Taliban took control of Afghanistan. Gone are the live reports from female reporters on the streets, or women showcased on the news, or women interviewed about their jobs or lives.

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Joe Bacon  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:02:30am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:04:47am

re: #169 Joe Bacon

Grant Stinchfield: “There’s certainly nothing barring [Trump] from running, winning and even serving as president, albeit momentarily, if he was behind bars because he could pardon himself”

It’s a state crime, you twaddling fuckwombat!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:04:48am
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Nerdy Fish  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:05:32am

re: #170 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Grant Stinchfield: “There’s certainly nothing barring [Trump] from running, winning and even serving as president, albeit momentarily, if he was behind bars because he could pardon himself”

It’s a state crime, you twaddling fuckwombat!

The creativity of the insults I find here at LGF is second to none, and I’ve been in some of the deeper troll mines of the Internet.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:07:37am

re: #172 Nerdy Fish

The creativity of the insults I find here at LGF is second to none, and I’ve been in some of the deeper troll mines of the Internet.

It’s the David Simon influence.

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wrenchwench  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:10:05am

re: #163 Eventual Carrion

I pulled par also

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:10:09am

re: #172 Nerdy Fish

The creativity of the insults I find here at LGF is second to none, and I’ve been in some of the deeper troll mines of the Internet.

I was married to a Scotswoman and have much experience with their ability to creatively diss.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:10:54am

re: #149 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

And now Speaker of the House is trending on Twitter, as all sorts of people are dragging Nancy Pelosi over her statement that Donald Trump will have the opportunity to prove his innocence in New York. (The dragging is correct in that the DA has to prove his guilt, not the other way round, but the argument is being used in bad faith to claim she has no idea how the justice system works rather than making an inartful statement about the case).

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:12:36am

re: #176 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

And now Speaker of the House is trending on Twitter, as all sorts of people are dragging Nancy Pelosi over her statement that Donald Trump will have the opportunity to prove his innocence in New York. (The dragging is correct in that the DA has to prove his guilt, not the other way round, but the argument is being used in bad faith to claim she has no idea how the justice system works rather than making an inartful statement about the case).

He will have the opportunity, not that he will be compelled to, but that is irrelevant. They saw an opening and they took it

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:14:12am

re: #176 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

She is using a layman’s view of the law, which is that anyone can have their day in court to “prove their innocence.” That mechanically, it actually works in the inverse direction - it is on the state to prove guilt - is irrelevant. The fact of the matter is, Trump has been charged with a crime. He can defend himself against that crime. If the state has nothing on him - if this is all a “witch hunt” - then he can demonstrate this in front of the whole world, since undoubtedly the media will be watching this trial closely. If it is not, then conviction will follow, and the charges will have been justified.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:17:56am

In extremely local news:

The plumbing firm in Gering called Friday to say our new on-demand hot-water heater would be delivered to them today.

They said the plumbers would inspect the heater to ensure they have all the parts and it works correctly. If it is all good, they will start the two-day plumbing project in our house tomorrow. (Tuesday instal the water heater, Wednesday instal the new plumbing for our washing machine and move the machine to its new location in the kitchen: For that we have to clear out the area where it will go so I will probably drop out of here for a couple days because that will take some time).

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:18:43am

The fact that Trump’s personal lawyer and ten other former advisors or associates have all been convicted of crimes only proves the extent of this witch hunt, right?

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:19:08am

Now, I will caution that if the jury votes to convict after the state presents its case, then the “witch hunt” will simply move up a level. Rather than it being a corrupt prosecutor, it will be a corrupt judge. (That the jury is responsible for the actual conviction will mostly be lost; they may find fault with “corrupt NYC jurors,” but they will focus on the judge, and adverse rulings he made against the defense.) Then it will go up to the New York State Court of Appeals, and they will find something to complain about there. Then they will attack Governor Hochul for not pardoning him from these obviously bogus charges.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:19:42am

re: #178 Nerdy Fish

She is using a layman’s view of the law, which is that anyone can have their day in court to “prove their innocence.” That mechanically, it actually works in the inverse direction - it is on the state to prove guilt - is irrelevant. The fact of the matter is, Trump has been charged with a crime. He can defend himself against that crime. If the state has nothing on him - if this is all a “witch hunt” - then he can demonstrate this in front of the whole world, since undoubtedly the media will be watching this trial closely. If it is not, then conviction will follow, and the charges will have been justified.

That’s usually how laymen phrase it (I’m going to court to prove I’m innocent), but the bad-faith actors are relying on pedantry to claim Rep. Pelosi is incompetent. It wouldn’t surprise me if that turns up on FOX News Channel today.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:21:09am

re: #182 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

That’s usually how laymen phrase it (I’m going to court to prove I’m innocent), but the bad-faith actors are relying on pedantry to claim Rep. Pelosi is incompetent. It wouldn’t surprise me if that turns up on FOX News Channel today.

She’s incompetent because she’s speaking the common language of people who are not versed in law… right. To me, that actually bespeaks a higher intelligence, recognizing that many laypeople would understand the concept better as phrased, as opposed to the technically correct explanation.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:21:45am

Heads up.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:22:57am

re: #183 Nerdy Fish

She’s incompetent because she’s speaking the common language of people who are not versed in law… right. To me, that actually bespeaks a higher intelligence, recognizing that many laypeople would understand the concept better as phrased, as opposed to the technically correct explanation.

She probably doesn’t know the difference between a clip and a magazine either.

(you can’t beat off to a clip)

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:23:40am

re: #185 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

She probably doesn’t know the difference between a clip and a magazine either.

(you can’t beat off to a clip)

Challenge accepted.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:25:55am

re: #185 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

She probably doesn’t know the difference between a clip and a magazine either.

(you can’t beat off to a clip)

A clip is what Naval personnel call the device which stores cartridges for a semi-automatic weapon. A magazine is the space on a Naval vessel where you store small arms, ammunition, or ordinance.

Gun nutz arguments are invalid because they don’t understand the correct terminology. /s

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:26:37am

re: #185 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

(you can’t beat off to a clip)

Is the clip from XHamster?

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rhuarc  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:29:12am

re: #184 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Heads up.

I’m right in the bullseye of this. I’ve tied tent stakes to each corner of my house just in case. Hopefully that’s enough to keep it from flying away.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:29:57am

re: #188 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Is the clip from XHamster?

A hedge clipper

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Dangerman  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:31:28am

re: #178 Nerdy Fish

She is using a layman’s view of the law, which is that anyone can have their day in court to “prove their innocence.” That mechanically, it actually works in the inverse direction - it is on the state to prove guilt - is irrelevant. The fact of the matter is, Trump has been charged with a crime. He can defend himself against that crime. If the state has nothing on him - if this is all a “witch hunt” - then he can demonstrate this in front of the whole world, since undoubtedly the media will be watching this trial closely. If it is not, then conviction will follow, and the charges will have been justified.

and all of that regardless of what Pelosi, or anyone else says

in fact all the bloviating, postulating, positioning, critiquing, and opinionating so far - 100% of it - has been from people who have absolutely no idea what’s in the indictment

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calochortus  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:31:38am

re: #179 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Please note that I am updinging the home improvements, not the fact you won’t be here for a couple days ;)

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:32:47am

Abby Stein is an Orthodox rabbi.

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Dangerman  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:33:27am

re: #181 Nerdy Fish

Now, I will caution that if the jury votes to convict after the state presents its case, then the “witch hunt” will simply move up a level. Rather than it being a corrupt prosecutor, it will be a corrupt judge. (That the jury* is responsible for the actual conviction will mostly be lost; they may find fault with “corrupt NYC jurors,” but they will focus on the judge, and adverse rulings he made against the defense.) Then it will go up to the New York State Court of Appeals, and they will find something to complain about there. Then they will attack Governor Hochul for not pardoning him from these obviously bogus charges.

*also a lot of the current bloviating aimed at Bragg misses the point that zero of these opinionators have any idea the political makeup of the grand jury - you know, who did the voting

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:33:54am

re: #190 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

A hedge clipper

That’s hot!
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:34:23am

re: #172 Nerdy Fish

Congradumalations to Nerdy Fish, who at this point has amassed 205,536 points of karma (that’s far more points than you’ll find on a compass rose). With that many points, your Little Green Footballs Heavyweight Influencer Trophy should arrive in the mail in the next few days.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:36:15am

re: #189 rhuarc

I’m right in the bullseye of this. I’ve tied tent stakes to each corner of my house just in case. Hopefully that’s enough to keep it from flying away.

Yikes. Let’s hope the weather gods are forgiving today and don’t strike you or anyone else with severe weather.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:37:30am

re: #195 Crush White Nationalism

A few hedge funds should have those applied by the IRS.

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BigPapa  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:39:56am

A nice little morning ditty

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jeffreyw  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:41:37am

re: #192 calochortus

Please note that I am updinging the home improvements, not the fact you won’t be here for a couple days ;)

,🫢

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:49:44am

I was not around yesterday because of a medical issue, not because I was mad at anyone here.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:53:18am

re: #201 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

I was not around yesterday because of a medical issue, not because I was mad at anyone here.

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Joe Bacon  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:54:01am

re: #201 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

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Captain Ron  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:55:51am
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Teukka  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:59:46am

re: #204 Captain Ron

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Belafon  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:01:47am

You will notice that the goto for “why aren’t Democrats prosecuting Democrats” is “why aren’t Democrats prosecuting Epstein’s clients?” Which they do to avoid that both Rod Blagojevich and John Edwards were charged, and in Rod’s case convicted. But you also gotta wonder when they find out Trump was a client.

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Captain Ron  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:03:08am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:03:54am

re: #202 I Would Prefer Not To

re: #203 Joe Bacon

Thanks. I appreciate your concern; I’ve been resting since the event. All of my muscles are extremely sore and moving around or walking is very painful.

I’d forgotten how much this hurts: The last time I had a seizure was in 2006.

I really hate that I hurt my wife, though it’s not my fault; had I been standing anywhere else in our house than directly behind her, she would be fine.

I feel like a heel and a dirtbag.

She has already forgiven me; she understands this was just an unlucky issue. I don’t feel better about that though.

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wrenchwench  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:04:57am

re: #201 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

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calochortus  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:06:43am

re: #208 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Certainly not your fault, but logic doesn’t help all that much with irrational guilt.
Hope you heal quickly.
Mr. C had a seizure decades ago, and I remember how sore he was. Fortunately he did not repeat it.

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Captain Ron  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:08:19am
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jaunte  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:08:48am

re: #204 Captain Ron

They convinced themselves Alinski was a political genius, so they have to use his rule to ‘personalize’ the enemy.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:12:54am

re: #205 Teukka

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:18:36am

re: #210 calochortus

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jaunte  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:21:37am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:23:10am

re: #209 wrenchwench

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calochortus  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:26:59am

re: #214 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:27:36am

re: #215 jaunte

Even if you were seriously considering such legislation and had the constitutional authority to enact it (which you do not), your request for information from the District Attorney and his former attorneys concerning an ongoing criminal probe is unnecessary and unjustified.

Smack.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:33:10am

re: #217 calochortus

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I’m going to mosey off to bed. That’s probably for the best now; just rest and get over this.

(13:49)

Epilepsy and Guilt

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calochortus  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:34:12am

re: #219 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

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I’m going to mosey off to bed. That’s probably for the best now; just rest and get over this.

(13:49)

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Captain Ron  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:35:00am
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wrenchwench  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:35:02am

Mastodon

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Dr. Matt  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:37:05am

re: #87 Belafon

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For decades now, the GQP have fantasized, and even campaigned on, about locking up Bill, Hillary, Obama, Fauci, etc., etc., And now that the law has finally caught up with their Dear Leader, they have the audacity to be outraged. Fucking comical.

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Captain Ron  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:37:09am
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jeffreyw  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:37:24am

Mastodon

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BigPapa  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:37:52am

re: #222 wrenchwench

That’s extra funny coming from Judd. He’s such a concise and reserved writer/speaker.

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jaunte  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:39:08am

As if Jordan is actually going to try to do this work.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:41:21am

re: #224 Captain Ron

The “Secret Service needed more time”?

Translation: They need the weekend to sober up TFG and get the Adderall and coke out of his system.

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lawhawk  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:42:15am
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jeffreyw  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:45:40am

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jaunte  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:47:57am
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Dr. Matt  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:48:40am

An “average everyday guy” that shits on literal golden toilets in his multiple mansions.

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jeffreyw  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:49:12am

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:53:18am

re: #232 Dr. Matt

Glenn Beck. There’s a name I haven’t heard in a while.

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Captain Ron  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:55:08am
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Targetpractice  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:56:34am

re: #228 Dr. Matt

Translation: They need the weekend to sober up TFG and get the Adderall and coke out of his system.

I have a strong suspicion that the real reason is that his detail has nothing planned out because every time they brought up the subject, he broke out into a frothing rage and started screaming at them that he was never going to be arrested and he didn’t want to hear any suggestions otherwise. So now that it’s become reality, they’re scrambling to put something together with his lawyers while he fumes in his office.

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The GOP is a Terrorist Organization  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:59:20am

Not a cult at all.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:00:20am

re: #232 Dr. Matt

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Captain Ron  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:02:12am
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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:02:21am

re: #237 The GOP is a Terrorist Organization

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Dangerman  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:03:06am

re: #232 Dr. Matt

He is a symbol of the AVERAGE EVERYDAY GUY that keeps getting screwed every single time.”

the ‘average everyday guy’ is in jail after 1/6. he’s not.

oh wait, the guys in jail would agree they’ve been screwed

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Targetpractice  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:03:16am

re: #232 Dr. Matt

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An “average everyday guy” that shits on literal golden toilets in his multiple mansions.

The man never won the popular vote, over 90% of his presidency was spent with approval ratings in the 40s, and polls right now show that he’d lose if the election were held today.

But they will NEVER let go of this fantasy that he’s some working class hero who the majority of Americans are slavishly devoted to.

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Orange Impostor  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:03:18am

Texas GOP’s fast-march to creating a fascist state continues:

Texas GOP Proposes Bill To Allow Sec Of State To Overturn Election Results In State’s Largest Blue County

Republican members of the Texas state legislature introduced a slate of bills Thursday designed to subvert election processes and curb voting rights in the state. One of them would even allow the Texas Secretary of State to overturn election results in the state’s largest Democratic-leaning county, with very little rationale for doing so.

On Thursday, Republican state senators introduced Senate Bill 1993, a bill targeting Harris County, a diverse region that includes Houston and is also the most populous county in Texas, to a Senate committee for debate.

[…]

The bill was introduced alongside over a dozen other bills seeking to restrict voter access and overhaul the state’s elections process. Senate Bill 260, for example, would allow the secretary to suspend election administrators without cause, and Senate Bill 1070 would enable Texas to withdraw from the Electronic Registration Information Center (ERIC), a bipartisan program that maintains voter rolls across state lines that has recently been targeted by far-right propaganda.

State Republicans quietly introduced the bills in the State Affairs Committee on Thursday morning—without giving the mandatory 48-hour notice. “Every part of today’s hearing highlights the subversive attacks on elections in Texas,” Ehresman said, “and (SB) 1993 is a part of that.”

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:04:10am

re: #243 Targetpractice

The man never won the popular vote, over 90% of his presidency was spent with approval ratings in the 40s, and polls right now show that he’d lose if the election were held today.

But they will NEVER let go of this fantasy that he’s some working class hero who the majority of Americans are slavishly devoted to.

Jordan probably supports Trump because he’s stupid, but it seems like Trump has dirt on a lot of Republicans.

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gocart mozart  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:09:43am
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Belafon  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:10:29am

re: #237 The GOP is a Terrorist Organization

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Joe Bacon  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:11:05am

re: #245 Crush White Nationalism

Jordan probably supports Trump because he’s stupid, but it seems like Trump has dirt on a lot of Republicans.

I still wonder when Russians hacked the RNC servers at the same time they hacked the DNC servers…why didn’t the Russian allow Wikileaks to release anything from the RNC servers…my Spidey Sense thinks that Putin has a lot of dirt on Republicans and he’s blackmailing them. If he didn’t get the dirt from the servers he got it from his little redheaded honeypot who seduced Republicans…

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Eventual Carrion  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:12:13am

re: #237 The GOP is a Terrorist Organization

Not a cult at all.

He couldn’t back down since he never stood up for me.


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