Newt Gingrich’s Soft, Fuzzy Side: PetsWithNewt.com

Another instant classic in the genre of inadvertent right wing comedy
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Did you know Newt Gingrich, for all his talk of forcing poor children to swab out the toilets in their government schools, is really just a big ol’ softie?

It’s true — Newt loves cute, fuzzy animals, and they love him back!

Pets With Newt 2012.

Oddly enough, there doesn’t seem to be a testimonial from a newt.

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812 comments
1 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:06:54pm

Does this meet the bar for "pet abuse"?

2 engineer cat  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:08:11pm

just a big ol’ softie

brainwise

3 goddamnedfrank  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:08:28pm

It's gonna be dark soon, and they mostly hunt at night. Mostly.

4 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:10:03pm

If I could be arsed, I'd submit this.

5 RadicalModerate  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:10:21pm

So, theoretically, there could be a newt with Newt?

/it got better.

6 Linden Arden  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:12:15pm

Conservatives are now attacking Bo, the Obama's dog.

He lies around all day while not working. Michele Bachmann wants to drug test the poor dog for ingesting illegal biscuits.

7 jaunte  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:16:01pm
8 engineer cat  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:16:54pm

next: Barbies For Mitt!

9 jaunte  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:19:15pm

"No, I'm not going to be voting for Newt."
Image: WhyDoYouAsk_.jpg

10 engineer cat  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:26:53pm

Pets with Newt

ignatz cat has been to see the vet, who assures me that he definitely does not have newt, although it might be a good idea to get a vaccine just in case

11 theheat  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:28:51pm

Republicans as a body have consistently voted to lessen restrictions on animal exploitation, lessen restrictions for factory farmers (including preventing people from documenting abuse), have voted for horse slaughter, and let animal abusers go unpunished. I don't give a flying fuck this fatass and all his chins thinks posing with cute furry things changes any of that.

12 Charles Johnson  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:29:40pm

Aw, look at all those cute animals that are for Newt! Dang, that makes me wanna vote fer him.

13 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:32:03pm
14 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:33:09pm

How about Newts for Newt?
[Link: t2.gstatic.com...]

15 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:34:58pm
16 Genshed  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:36:13pm

The campaign tried to get newts, but Gussie Fink-Nottle objected.

(Those of you who get the joke without looking it up, pip pip!)

17 Lidane  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:36:22pm
18 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:37:41pm

I would link to Pet Sounds but I just can't stand the Beach Boys. Critically acclaimed but I never got it.

19 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:38:27pm

I'd send Newt a photo of my honey badger, but you know how they are...

20 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:40:06pm

It is pretty sad that they couldn't even find a dozen Newt supporters with pets. Somebody's not trying very hard.

21 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:40:16pm

I Newt looking to set up a heavy petting zoo?

22 Kragar  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:40:26pm

re: #12 Charles

Aw, look at all those cute animals that are for Newt! Dang, that makes me wanna vote fer him.

This website has certainly totally changed my opinion of the man. He's won me over.

23 Lidane  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:40:55pm

I had to go local for this one. It's the Austin Lounge Lizards singing "Gingrich the Newt" --

24 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:40:59pm

Townhall is pushing a new column by one of Newt's daughters, Jackie Gingrich Cushman:

Last night, after traveling from Atlanta, my family and I arrived -- hungry and tired -- in Des Moines, Iowa. We are staying in the home of a friend who is out of town and decided to order pizza. [...]

I next called Pizza Hut and, just in case, put on water to boil for pasta.

Pizza Hut delivered two medium pizzas 30 minutes later, the same time that the pasta was ready. It was 8:45 our time, way past our normal dinnertime, but I was thankful that, at last, we could eat.

[...]

As for last night's pizza debacle, I'm just happy that we all made it through this hunger crisis with relative ease. This is real progress.

This simple example of pizza not being delivered provides a window into how life often works:
[...]

Yeah, the whole article is a homily centered around pizza.

What is it with wingnuts and pizza in Iowa?

25 Charles Johnson  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:44:30pm

re: #24 freetoken

Townhall is pushing a new column by one of Newt's daughters, Jackie Gingrich Cushman:

Yeah, the whole article is a homily centered around pizza.

What is it with wingnuts and pizza in Iowa?

The horror! She had to wait an entire endless half hour for her pizzas to be delivered.

If the delivery boy had been forced to swab toilets this tragedy wouldn't have happened.

26 engineer cat  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:44:52pm

wingnuts and pizza in Iowa

it's the next volume in the trilogy after God and Man at Yale

27 BishopX  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:44:54pm

re: #24 freetoken

It shows how unpretentious the candidate is.

28 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:45:15pm

I think the last time I ate "pizza" was in Japan, years ago (on a date, I think.) It had corn and other strange items as the topping.

As perverse as that was, I still can't grok the Iowa wingnut obsession with pizza.

29 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:46:08pm

re: #28 freetoken

As perverse as that was, I still can't grok the Iowa wingnut obsession with pizza.

At least I hope they eat it with pineapple.

30 engineer cat  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:46:18pm

re: #25 Charles

The horror! She had to wait an entire endless half hour for her pizzas to be delivered.

I'll bet if the delivery boy had been forced to swab toilets this tragedy wouldn't have happened.

it's important for us to instill personal responsibility in the servant class disadvantaged americans

31 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:46:23pm

re: #25 Charles

I wonder what these people would do if they actually suffered persecutions and hardships faced by others around the world?

32 Linden Arden  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:46:30pm

re: #24 freetoken

I suppose delivering pizza is the new GOP job fetish.

One payment taker and dozens of delivery men.

33 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:46:45pm

re: #24 freetoken

What is it with wingnuts and pizza in Iowa?

If you associate the Divine Pie with wingnuts again, I will punch you in your soul!
/

34 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:47:48pm

re: #20 Killgore Trout

It is pretty sad that they couldn't even find a dozen Newt supporters with pets. Somebody's not trying very hard.

They had a guy collecting pet endorsements in the field, but most of them were fake.

35 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:48:06pm

re: #24 freetoken

Townhall is pushing a new column by one of Newt's daughters, Jackie Gingrich Cushman:

Yeah, the whole article is a homily centered around pizza.

What is it with wingnuts and pizza in Iowa?

I can't get over the fact that even a rich fucker like Newt is forced to eat Pizza Hut. Is there no real food in Iowa?

36 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:48:27pm

re: #32 Linden Arden

One payment taker and dozens of delivery men.

All driving their own automobiles, while making minimum wage, which doesn't cover the operating expenses and depreciation of the automobile.

37 bratwurst  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:48:45pm

Hey, at least it's more believable than "Women for Cain"!

38 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:48:53pm

re: #35 Killgore Trout

I can't get over the fact that even a rich fucker like Newt is forced to eat Pizza Hut. Is there no real food in Iowa?

I'm sure there is, but I think that most campaigns run on delivery.

39 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:49:46pm

re: #36 freetoken

Tipping your pizza delivery person is part the a socialist agenda.

40 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:50:10pm

re: #35 Killgore Trout

I can't get over the fact that even a rich fucker like Newt is forced to eat Pizza Hut. Is there no real food in Iowa?

You'd think that in a state that whose surface area is 99% tilled or not native, the leading producer of corn and hogs, and sometimes soybeans, and a major producer of chicken and beef (still, though most of it moved west)... one could find some real food, no?

41 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:51:36pm

A real Amurrican would have driven out and gotten their own pizza.

They wouldn't have sat on their lazy tushes and waited for it to show up.

(I can't imagine that Des Moines is that hard to negotiate.)

42 Linden Arden  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:51:50pm

re: #36 freetoken

All driving their own automobiles, while making minimum wage, which doesn't cover the operating expenses and depreciation of the automobile.

They are JOB CREATORS - those pizza men/women!

They buy gas and oil while in negative earnings mode.

43 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:54:42pm

re: #42 Linden Arden

I delivered pizza for a short while. The average person is a bad tipper.

44 Kragar  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 6:58:07pm

re: #42 Linden Arden

They are JOB CREATORS - those pizza men/women!

They buy gas and oil while in negative earnings mode.

Its High School students working. Bonus.

45 Linden Arden  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:00:44pm

re: #44 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Its High School students working. Bonus.

Newt wants 10-12-year olds to deliver pizza in our cities.

It will teach our youth about insurance and automobile maintenance.

You can't slip anything past that fat bastard.

46 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:01:18pm

I've been to the Des Moines airport. It's not a happening place, but there is a large grocery story just a couple of blocks away on the main drag from the airport to downtown, well stocked.

You'd think someone visiting could just pop into a grocery store, pick up some cooked Hormel ham (from Iowa probably), buy some decent bread and cheese, and make themselves a pretty tasty sandwich.

And whenever I've been in a grocery store in Iowa they've never been anything but overstocked on food (as you'd expect.) Including produce.

"Pizza" has to be a codeword or something.

47 Lidane  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:02:48pm

re: #25 Charles

The horror! She had to wait an entire endless half hour for her pizzas to be delivered.

Pfft. I had to wait almost an hour for a large pizza and an order of bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers. I survived. I suspect Jackie Gingrich Cushman would have had an aneurysm.

If the worst thing that's ever happened to her is that she had to wait 30 minutes for two pizzas, she's had a good life.

48 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:03:30pm

re: #46 freetoken

I've been to the Des Moines airport. It's not a happening place, but there is a large grocery story just a couple of blocks away on the main drag from the airport to downtown, well stocked.

You'd think someone visiting could just pop into a grocery store, pick up some cooked Hormel ham (from Iowa probably), buy some decent bread and cheese, and make themselves a pretty tasty sandwich.

And whenever I've been in a grocery store in Iowa they've never been anything but overstocked on food (as you'd expect.) Including produce.

"Pizza" has to be a codeword or something.

I'll bet you could even get cheese that was spelled with an s, and tasty spreads, and good bread.

49 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:04:58pm

re: #48 EmmmieG

As opposed to "cheeze food."

50 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:05:32pm

Another thing about Paul's excuses that bugs me is that he basically says that for 10 or so years he has been ripping people off by selling them newsletters allegedly authored by him which (again allegedly) actually hadn't been. That's quite aside from the incompetency issue. He's calmly saying he ripped everyone off.

51 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:06:01pm

I think I'm going to keep track of how many times Drudge uses the phrase "Shock poll" in 2012.

52 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:06:15pm

re: #49 EmmmieG

As opposed to "cheeze food."

American Process Pasturized Cheese Food Product. (That exists.)

53 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:06:30pm

re: #45 Linden Arden

Newt wants 10-12-year olds to deliver pizza in our cities.

It will teach our youth about insurance and automobile maintenance.

And if they're lucky enough to work the right neighborhoods, they will get to learn a lot about self defense.

54 Digital Display  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:07:11pm

re: #48 EmmmieG

I'll bet you could even get cheese that was spelled with an s, and tasty spreads, and good bread.

Like Anyplace growing up in Napa Valley.. The best food in the world..And you know..free wine..total bonus...I loved the Food of Napa.. It was awesome being home during Thanksgiving...I'll be back home again soon..
LOVE THE FOOD!

55 goddamnedfrank  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:07:25pm

re: #35 Killgore Trout

I can't get over the fact that even a rich fucker like Newt is forced to eat Pizza Hut. Is there no real food in Iowa?

Newt's cost of living is high. He's married to a camouflaged bog dragon that eats diamonds, has to cut corners somewhere.

56 engineer cat  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:07:53pm

re: #52 Decatur Deb

American Process Pasturized Cheese Food Product. (That exists.)

but enough about mitt

57 jaunte  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:10:00pm

Jackie Gingrich Cushman: "This simple example of pizza not being delivered provides a window into how life often works: We make plans and then life happens. It is at these junctures that we get to determine how to react."

(Jackie Gingrich Cushman is a speaker, syndicated columnist, socialpreneur, and author of "The Essential American: 25 Documents and Speeches Every American Should Own," and co-author of “The 5 Principles for a Successful Life: From Our Family to Yours”.)

One new principle for a successful life:
1. Don't hire this person socialpreneur as a speaker
2. Profit!

58 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:11:04pm

re: #57 jaunte

Jackie Gingrich Cushman "This simple example of pizza not being delivered provides a window into how life often works: We make plans and then life happens. It is at these junctures that we get to determine how to react."


One new principle for a successful life:
1. Don't hire this person socialpreneur as a speaker
2. Profit!

At the juncture that the pizza is not being delivered on time, I usually have another peanut butter sandwich and wait.

59 Linden Arden  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:11:09pm

I, for one, rue the assault on our innocence as people perpetrated by Newt, Rush, Glenn Beck, Sean Hand-job and the rest of these conservative idiots parading as "patriots" today.

I grew up without knowing about these scumbags. I am happy for that small favor.

We are jaded enough. I want America to prosper without telling one-half of us we don't contribute to society because we are pro-choice or pro-science.

60 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:11:45pm

re: #35 Killgore Trout

I can't get over the fact that even a rich fucker like Newt is forced to eat Pizza Hut. Is there no real food in Iowa?

When I moved to Charlottesville from Connecticut in 1990, believe it or not Pizza Hut was the best pizza in town down here. Thank goodness that's not the case anymore.

61 jaunte  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:11:51pm

re: #58 SanFranciscoZionist

Travelers have sometimes been known to carry food with.

62 engineer cat  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:12:40pm

from der speigel, via eschaton:
The Republicans' Farcical Candidates
A Club of Liars, Demagogues and Ignoramuses

Africa is a country. In Libya, the Taliban reigns. Muslims are terrorists; most immigrants are criminal; all Occupy protesters are dirty. And women who feel sexually harassed -- well, they shouldn't make such a big deal about it.

Welcome to the wonderful world of the US Republicans. Or rather, to the twisted world of what they call their presidential campaigns. For months now, they've been traipsing around the country with their traveling circus, from one debate to the next, one scandal to another, putting themselves forward for what's still the most powerful job in the world.

As it turns out, there are no limits to how far they will stoop.

It's true that on the road to the White House all sorts of things can happen, and usually do. No campaign can avoid its share of slip-ups, blunders and embarrassments. Yet this time around, it's just not that funny anymore. In fact, it's utterly horrifying.

It's horrifying because these eight so-called, would-be candidates are eagerly ruining not only their own reputations and that of their party, the party of Lincoln lore. Worse: They're ruining the reputation of the United States.

'Freakshow'

They lie. They cheat. They exaggerate. They bluster. They say one idiotic, ignorant, outrageous thing after another. They've shown such stark lack of knowledge -- political, economic, geographic, historical -- that they make George W. Bush look like Einstein and even cause their fellow Republicans to cringe.

63 Lidane  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:12:51pm

re: #57 jaunte

I love how she equates a pizza taking 30 minutes for delivery to some sort of existential life crisis.

What a pathetic little person she is.

64 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:13:58pm

US Republicans Campaign Ahead of Iowa Caucuses

U.S. Republican presidential hopefuls are busy campaigning in Iowa Thursday, five days before the first nominating contest of the 2012 presidential campaign.

The candidates are filling the next several days with visits to local pizza joints, breakfast spots, and bars, rallies and town halls, and in between, speeding around the central U.S. state to their next campaign stop an hour or two or three later.

[...]

Feel Free to Ignore Iowa

It’s that fourth-place goal that has Michele Bachmann, Rick Santorum and Rick Perry staggering around the state trying to visit all 99 counties and eat at least one meal a day at a Pizza Ranch outlet. (Pizza Ranch is a Christian-based, Iowa-based chain that has found success in the conviction that pizza tastes best in a cowboy-themed setting.)

Aha! "Pizza" is code, for "Jesus".

65 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:13:59pm

re: #61 jaunte

Travelers have sometimes been known to carry food with.

When I did a lot of govt travel I always put an MRE in the carry-on. If I came back with it, that was a good trip.

66 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:14:08pm

I'm voting for Gidget. It's the eyes.

67 jaunte  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:14:47pm

re: #63 Lidane

That time my alarm clock failed to go off provides a lesson I think we all can gain from.

68 Kragar  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:14:50pm

re: #63 Lidane

I love how she equates a pizza taking 30 minutes for delivery to some sort of existential life crisis.

What a pathetic little person she is.

Whiny Bitch is whiny and a bitch.

69 Charles Johnson  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:14:58pm

re: #57 jaunte

Jackie Gingrich Cushman: "This simple example of pizza not being delivered provides a window into how life often works: We make plans and then life happens. It is at these junctures that we get to determine how to react."

And with those words, Jackie dedicated her life to making sure no servant was ever late with her pizza again.

70 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:15:12pm

Or perhaps more accurately, "Pizza" is code for "Jesus is a cowboy"?

71 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:15:15pm

re: #63 Lidane

I love how she equates a pizza taking 30 minutes for delivery to some sort of existential life crisis.

What a pathetic little person she is.

She must have been really hungry.

In Dallas Ft Worth last summer, I didn't realize how hungry I was (up early for a flight, can't eat that early) until I sat down to some good Texas barbecue at the terminal and my hands were shaking.

I didn't wax philosophical, though. I was just hungry.

72 Kragar  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:15:20pm

re: #64 freetoken

US Republicans Campaign Ahead of Iowa Caucuses

Feel Free to Ignore Iowa

Aha! "Pizza" is code, for "Jesus".

Funny, I thought Pizza was more Buddhist.

73 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:17:53pm

re: #72 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Funny, I thought Pizza was more Buddhist.

I thought it was Italian.

74 Lidane  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:18:32pm

re: #71 EmmmieG

I didn't wax philosophical, though. I was just hungry.

Heh. Same here.

Today, waiting for my food delivery, I didn't spend that hour thinking about how awful my life was for having to wait for my food. The way she's whining, you'd think she's never ordered delivery food of any kind.

75 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:20:00pm

re: #73 NJDhockeyfan

I thought it was Italian.

Nah. Pizza, just like spaghetti, is really Chinese.

//

76 Egregious Philbin  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:21:04pm

I heard that Newt once ate an entire live duck.

77 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:21:11pm

re: #70 freetoken

Or perhaps more accurately, "Pizza" is code for "Jesus is a cowboy"?

Let me get my Carhartts and 4 horsemen.

//

78 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:21:27pm

re: #75 Gus 802

Nah. Pizza, just like spaghetti, is really Chinese.

//

Like fireworks, paper, and seismography?

79 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:21:32pm

re: #73 NJDhockeyfan

I thought it was Italian.

Korean:

[Link: holykaw.alltop.com...]

80 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:22:05pm

re: #76 Egregious Philbin

I heard that Newt once ate an entire live duck.

Was he trying to outdo Ozzie?

81 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:22:35pm

re: #79 Decatur Deb

Korean:

ttp[Link: holykaw.alltop.com...]

Page Not Found!

82 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:22:53pm

Pizza is code for 9-9-9!

Godfathers. I miss Cain... sniff. He almost seems normal now.

//

83 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:22:55pm

re: #79 Decatur Deb

[Link: holykaw.alltop.com...]

84 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:23:01pm

re: #77 Gus 802

Let me get my Carhartts and 4 horsemen.

//

Hey! I like my Carhartts. And there are now five horsemen. "Hangover" got a promotion.

85 jaunte  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:23:08pm

The reason Townhall is pushing the column: they're trying to fix up a little image problem for Newt.

Sometimes I achieve my goal of letting God's grace shine through me, but not always. Still, I keep trying.

The opportunities keep cropping up, and they go beyond pizza. For example, people sometimes make assumptions and jump to wrong conclusions.

One example is a column in which I wrote about my mother asking for a divorce from my father. My column was based on my mother's recollection and our recent discussions (my sister Kathy reviewed as well). Recent news reports note that he filed the paperwork for the divorce, and they questioned my mother's recollection and my recounting of the events.

The truth is simple: They had a troubled marriage; she asked for the divorce; he filed for divorce; they got divorced.

Our family has moved on. After all, it's more than 30 years later.

Eyewitness testimony./

86 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:23:49pm

better yet:

87 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:23:49pm

re: #81 NJDhockeyfan

Page Not Found!

Fixed (maybe).
[Link: holykaw.alltop.com...]

88 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:26:34pm

re: #87 Decatur Deb

Fixed (maybe).
[Link: holykaw.alltop.com...]

Real but fake. Love it. We need more of that but where it kind of seems obvious. Like the The Society for Indecency to Naked Animals.

89 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:27:13pm

re: #84 Slumbering Behemoth

Hey! I like my Carhartts. And there are now five horsemen. "Hangover" got a promotion.

You obviously missed the Pratchett book. The fifth horseman was Kaos.

90 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:28:14pm

re: #85 jaunte

*ahem*

91 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:29:32pm
92 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:31:38pm

re: #91 Gus 802

Yeah, I can't tell you how many times I've been moved to violence, theft, or adultery, all because I saw an elephant sans pants.

93 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:32:44pm

re: #92 Slumbering Behemoth

Yeah, I can't tell you how many times I've been moved to violence, theft, or adultery, all because I saw an elephant sans pants.

For sure. And what's the deal with hatless cats and dogs? Have some decency people.

94 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:33:19pm

Ron Paul: Sanctions against Iran are 'acts of war'

Reporting from Perry, Iowa—
Defending himself against charges of isolationism, Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul told voters in Iowa on Thursday that western sanctions against Iran are "acts of war" that are likely to lead to an actual war in the Middle East.

Paul, one of the leading contenders to win next week's Iowa caucuses, said Iran would be justified in responding to the sanctions by blocking the flow of oil through the Strait of Hormuz. He compared the western sanctions to a hypothetical move by China to block the Gulf of Mexico, which Americans would consider an act of war.

Somewhere Neville Chamberlain is smiling.

95 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:33:25pm

re: #92 Slumbering Behemoth

Yeah, I can't tell you how many times I've been moved to violence, theft, or adultery, all because I saw an elephant sans pants.

Don't forget about rape.

And jaywalking.

96 Kragar  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:33:29pm

re: #73 NJDhockeyfan

I thought it was Italian.

You never ordered one with everything?

97 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:33:38pm

Hold everything people. Do you realize that Newt is holding a naked monkey!

98 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:33:40pm

re: #92 Slumbering Behemoth

Yeah, I can't tell you how many times I've been moved to violence, theft, or adultery, all because I saw an elephant sans pants.

There's a restaurant near me that is called "Sans Food". Doesn't sound very filling, does it?

99 jaunte  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:33:51pm

re: #91 Gus 802
!!

Abel noted that people had been either outraged by the idea of SINA, or quite supportive of it.

One woman in Santa Barbara reportedly tried to donate $40,000 to the cause.

Abel politely turned down the money, insisting that the bylaws of SINA forbade him from taking any money from strangers. But surprisingly few called the bluff of Abel and Henry. Apparently almost everyone was willing to accept that such a society could be real.
[Link: www.museumofhoaxes.com...]

100 Linden Arden  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:33:55pm

I took The American Novel in college - it was the greatest course I had.

10 novels in 10 weeks.

"All the King's Men" was the best - and I read Moby Dick in a week.

Good times - hot chicks in lit too.

101 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:34:00pm

re: #96 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

You never ordered one with everything?

Everything but pineapple.

102 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:34:23pm

re: #98 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

There's a restaurant near me that is called "Sans Food". Doesn't sound very filling, does it?

Is San a good cook?

103 FreedomMoon  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:34:28pm

It's only a matter of time before Newt announces his plan to put these poor pups to work. They've been living off our dime for too long!

104 Lidane  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:35:05pm

re: #94 NJDhockeyfan

Ron Paul: Sanctions against Iran are 'acts of war'

I hope he wins in Iowa. The freakouts on the right will be interesting to watch.

105 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:35:29pm

re: #93 Gus 802

For sure. And what's the deal with hatless cats and dogs? Have some decency people.

Sad fact: there are still people who lament the decline of men wearing hats. I blame Rogaine.

106 jaunte  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:35:56pm

re: #94 NJDhockeyfan

He's looking even more audio-animatronic.

107 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:36:25pm

re: #99 jaunte

!!

Abel politely turned down the money, insisting that the bylaws of SINA forbade him from taking any money from strangers. But surprisingly few called the bluff of Abel and Henry. Apparently almost everyone was willing to accept that such a society could be real.
[Link: www.museumofhoaxes.com...]

Abel Raises Cain (2008)

Documentary on Hulu.

108 Kronocide  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:36:44pm

re: #94 NJDhockeyfan

Ron Paul: Sanctions against Iran are 'acts of war'

Somewhere Neville Chamberlain is smiling a skeleton buried in Westminster Abbey.

109 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:37:58pm

re: #99 jaunte

The ability of gullible people to be "taken in" by any number of things never ceases to amaze me. And depress me.

110 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:38:37pm

re: #108 BigPapa

Yeah but there's a rich irony in calling the Republican front runner in Iowa, Neville Chamberlain. I actually Tweeted that this afternoon. It's somewhat apt. But the first part is the kicker.

111 FreedomMoon  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:39:24pm

re: #104 Lidane

I hope he wins in Iowa. The freakouts on the right will be interesting to watch.

You never know, it's possible. He got the Kelly Clarkson bump.

112 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:39:36pm

re: #99 jaunte

!!

Abel politely turned down the money, insisting that the bylaws of SINA forbade him from taking any money from strangers. But surprisingly few called the bluff of Abel and Henry. Apparently almost everyone was willing to accept that such a society could be real.
[Link: www.museumofhoaxes.com...]

Henry...as in Buck Henry (you know, Get Smart, The Graduate, stuff like that). One big funny hoax, poking fun at morality-types even then.

113 Kronocide  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:39:57pm

Too bad no more Bad Lip Reading from Cain. But we got Paul.

114 Lidane  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:40:16pm

re: #111 tacuba14

You never know, it's possible. He got the Kelly Clarkson bump.

An American Idol endorsement for an American Idol political circus. ;)

115 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:41:28pm

For instance, I recently heard a story from an elderly relative about people having to jump at the last second to avoid the crushing disaster of free-falling elevators, as related to her in her childhood by a late relative of ours. She wasn't joking, and it apparently never occurred to her that she was being told a tall tale.

:sigh: Age ≠ Wisdom. Never has.

116 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:42:41pm

Occupy vs. Ron Paul

Five members of the Occupy the Caucus movement in Des Moines Iowa were arrested this morning while blockading the entrance to Ron Paul's campaign headquarters.

Using their iconic mic-check speaking style, the protestors spoke out against Ron Paul's campaign pledge to close the Environmental Protection Agency if elected.

Sitting arm in arm, the members of the Occupy movement chanted; "We are fighting for the future generations. In order to live we need clean air, clean water, and safe food. Don't dismantle the EPA. We won't allow this business to open before our demands are met."

...One of the arrested protester's named Clark Davidson claimed to be a Ron Paul precinct captain as he was led away in handcuffs.

"I don't believe with Ron Paul on every single issue...I came to stand with my sisters. I came to address that with the campaign and I just got arrested," Davidson said.

No one from the Paul Campaign was immediately available for comment.

Those OWS protesters don't like anyone, do they?

117 Lidane  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:44:39pm

re: #116 NJDhockeyfan

Occupy vs. Ron Paul

Those OWS protesters don't like anyone, do they?

I guess they didn't like the fact that Ron Paul praised OWS.

118 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:44:46pm

re: #116 NJDhockeyfan

They like Manning and Assange. And :sigh:, I think every protest movement for the next year or so will be calling itself "Occupy [Noun]".

119 Kronocide  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:45:31pm

re: #116 NJDhockeyfan

OWSDS

120 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:46:14pm

re: #115 Slumbering Behemoth

For instance, I recently heard a story from an elderly relative about people having to jump at the last second to avoid the crushing disaster of free-falling elevators, as related to her in her childhood by a late relative of ours. She wasn't joking, and it apparently never occurred to her that she was being told a tall tale.

:sigh: Age ≠ Wisdom. Never has.

And something that the Mythbusters totally busted. It never occurs to some that you can't just outjump physics.

121 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:46:54pm

re: #116 NJDhockeyfan

Occupy vs. Ron Paul

Those OWS protesters don't like anyone, do they?

Maybe.

"I don't believe with Ron Paul on every single issue...I came to stand with my sisters. I came to address that with the campaign and I just got arrested," Davidson said.

122 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:47:03pm

re: #119 BigPapa

OWSDSDSDS...

Turtles, all the way down.

123 Kronocide  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:47:37pm

Hey Freetoken, Bad Lip Reading ripped off your avatar.

124 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:47:54pm

re: #122 Slumbering Behemoth

OWSDSDSDS...

Turtles, all the way down.

Students for a Democratic Society! Commie.

//

125 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:48:34pm

re: #120 talon_262

I mentioned words like "momentum" and "inertia", but I might as well been speaking Greek.

126 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:48:39pm

re: #117 Lidane

I guess they didn't like the fact that Ron Paul praised OWS.

Nancy Pelosi is about to see the same thing in person.

Occupy Hawaii Island Movement Plans Protest Near Pelosi's Posh Hawaiian Hotel

127 jaunte  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:49:16pm
128 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:50:16pm

re: #120 talon_262

And something that the Mythbusters totally busted. It never occurs to some that you can't just outjump physics.

It does work, I saw Bugs Bunny do it!

129 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:50:22pm

re: #127 jaunte

"What Stale Hell is This"?

130 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:53:09pm

re: #119 BigPapa

OWSDS

Well, you know I was cool with it for quite a while. But they really have gone off the deep end with Wikileaks, Assange, Manning and "anonymous." Now Wikileaks alone as it was originally established served a purpose. Now most of this seems to be only focused on the government of the USA -- IOW what's seemingly a never ending narrative of anti-Americanism extending into, ironically, a good dose of ODS. And it extended into this wide and vast movement covering everything from Arabs to Zionism or "global change." It was supposed to be about "Wall Street." They derailed their own movement. And that doesn't cover the police antics and focus on "occupying" parkland and not much else at all.

131 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:53:13pm

re: #128 NJDhockeyfan

Not coincidentally, this was one of the same relatives that gave me Jack Chick comics as gifts when I was a kid.

It's a rough day in a young man's life when he learns he's smarter than the elders charged with his care and upbringing.

132 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:54:23pm

re: #127 jaunte

Turtles, all the way down

Turtles?

Duck and Cover!

133 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:55:06pm

Like Occupy Caucus blocking the Romney office doors. Hey, it's cool to hate Romney or protest him. But there's no need to block his office. Romney, his staff, has every right to free access to his offices.

134 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:56:30pm

re: #109 Slumbering Behemoth

The ability of gullible people to be "taken in" by any number of things never ceases to amaze me. And depress me.

Let's find out, shall we?

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

135 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:56:34pm

re: #115 Slumbering Behemoth

Found this fascinating discussion:

[Link: van.physics.illinois.edu...]

136 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:56:44pm

re: #133 Gus 802

I'm not a fan of that, or the port blocking. It ceases being protest and becomes destructive obstructionism at that point.

137 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:56:55pm

re: #94 NJDhockeyfan

Ron Paul: Sanctions against Iran are 'acts of war'

I'm not sure about economic sanctions - I don't think they really are acts of war.

However, blockades are.

About the economic sanctions on Iran - the Asian nations trade quite a bit with Iran, and they are finding non-Dollar ways of doing business. If the US did coordinate a stronger clamp down on Iran doing international business I suspect that if it goes on long enough then these Asian countries will find a way around it.

138 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:57:10pm

And that "mic check" stuff. Seriously? What if people start "mic checking" the "mic check"? Then what? If Newt Gingrich is scheduled to speak somewhere he should be able to speak uninterrupted. They are free to ask questions afterward.

139 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:58:23pm

re: #116 NJDhockeyfan

Occupy vs. Ron Paul

Those OWS protesters don't like anyone, do they?

I wonder if they like Pizza?

140 jaunte  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:59:12pm

re: #137 freetoken

Nearly half the oil that goes through the straits of Hormuz is going to Asia. China wouldn't be too happy with Iran if they tried to stop the flow.

141 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 7:59:43pm

re: #139 freetoken

I wonder if they like Pizza?

Tofu Pizza.

142 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:00:05pm

re: #135 Sergey Romanov

Yeah, but that's just another "theory". Pfft!
/

143 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:01:22pm

Try blocking access to their space and see how they feel. Try blocking access to Wikileaks. It was already established with pro-lifers blocking access to clients accessing abortion clinics to be un-Constitutional. You can protest or picket around them within local regulations but you can't block access.

144 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:02:09pm

re: #141 NJDhockeyfan

Ya know, perfectly normal people eat tofu as well. I don't know any of them, but I'm sure the exist.

145 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:03:28pm

re: #54 HoosierHoops

Hey! How was your Christmas?

146 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:04:48pm

But the worst is how they went from Wall Street sucks to Wall Street sucks and Bradley Manning is a hero! And the other thing being that I never wanted to deconstruct Wall Street. I was about reform, change, from within or through regulation. But I didn't want to take down capitalism and replace it with some hoodie-anarcho-communist-Barrett-Brown-crunchy-puritarian-collective.

147 Kronocide  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:05:41pm

re: #130 Gus 802

Well, you know I was cool with it for quite a while. But they really have gone off the deep end with Wikileaks, Assange, Manning and "anonymous." Now Wikileaks alone as it was originally established served a purpose. Now most of this seems to be only focused on the government of the USA -- IOW what's seemingly a never ending narrative of anti-Americanism extending into, ironically, a good dose of ODS. And it extended into this wide and vast movement covering everything from Arabs to Zionism or "global change." It was supposed to be about "Wall Street." They derailed their own movement. And that doesn't cover the police antics and focus on "occupying" parkland and not much else at all.

It's all good Gus. Speaking for myself but assuming this sentiment must be shared, a good number of us thought the key complaints of the original OWS movement had merit, and still do. But complaints were all there was.

In the end I was pretty sure it would end up where it is.

148 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:05:43pm

re: #146 Gus 802

You gave them a fair shake.

149 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:05:59pm

re: #143 Gus 802

You are now officially a RWNJ with OWSDS. Refreshments are near the Stars and Bars, and the pledge and oath ceremony will take place at 8:30pm.
/

150 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:07:16pm

re: #120 talon_262

And something that the Mythbusters totally busted. It never occurs to some that you can't just outjump physics.

That episode was called Elevator of Death.

151 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:11:40pm

re: #149 Slumbering Behemoth

You are now officially a RWNJ with OWSDS. Refreshments are near the Stars and Bars, and the pledge and oath ceremony will take place at 8:30pm.
/

Weaving through the middle. We all have some things we share in common. But as groups? It typically fails. When it becomes this massive collective where everyone is reading out of "one book." Well, that might sound familiar to you.

152 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:12:42pm

re: #146 Gus 802

BTW, I am mocking up your official membership badge. Would you prefer the moniker "Dumb Stupid Conservative Bigot", or "Stupid Dumb Confederate Bigot"?

You could also go for the "LOL OLDMAN! DERP", but that one is a bit unconventional.

154 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:14:10pm

re: #152 Slumbering Behemoth

BTW, I am mocking up your official membership badge. Would you prefer the moniker "Dumb Stupid Conservative Bigot", or "Stupid Dumb Confederate Bigot"?

You could also go for the "LOL OLDMAN! DERP", but that one is a bit unconventional.

First one flows better.

Freebird!!11ty

//

155 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:14:11pm

re: #153 NJDhockeyfan

Ron Paul Asked About Newsletters: "I Wrote A Certain Portion Of Them"

"Oh yeah, which ones"?

"Um, the ones that don't make me look like a clansman, duh"!

156 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:15:18pm

re: #12 Charles

Aw, look at all those cute animals that are for Newt! Dang, that makes me wanna vote fer him.

Well, at least Newt's page has supplied our Daily Dose of Cute.

157 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:16:03pm

Of course. If they wanted to "Occupy Robert Spencer" I'd look the other way. ;)

158 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:16:51pm

Or David Duke. Geller. Neo-Nazis. The EDL. The BNP. There are exceptions. ;)

159 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:16:55pm

re: #151 Gus 802

Weaving through the middle. We all have some things we share in common. But as groups? It typically fails. When it becomes this massive collective where everyone is reading out of "one book." Well, that might sound familiar to you.

That's what pisses me off about the "conservative this" and "liberal that" hate speech that goes on everywhere. We all have a lot more in common than many would care to admit, and divisive crap like that gets us no where.

160 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:17:30pm

re: #155 Slumbering Behemoth

"Oh yeah, which ones"?

"Um, the ones that don't make me look like a clansman, duh"!

"Those ones were written by my close friends and associates, so why do you blame me?"/

161 jaunte  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:17:51pm

re: #157 Gus 802

Of course. If the wanted to "Occupy Robert Spencer" I'd look the other way. ;)

He looks cramped.

162 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:18:11pm

re: #158 Gus 802

Or David Duke. Geller. Neo-Nazis. The EDL. The BNP. There are exceptions. ;)

I make an exception for bigots. That includes Newt.

163 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:18:13pm

re: #161 jaunte

He looks cramped.

It's all the poison.

164 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:18:20pm

re: #137 freetoken

I'm not sure about economic sanctions - I don't think they really are acts of war.

However, blockades are.

About the economic sanctions on Iran - the Asian nations trade quite a bit with Iran, and they are finding non-Dollar ways of doing business. If the US did coordinate a stronger clamp down on Iran doing international business I suspect that if it goes on long enough then these Asian countries will find a way around it.

Fine, then they do. That sort of move and countermove can go on forever. But Iran won't be able to take the pressure forever. They'll either have to give up their nuclear program and they'll experience societal collapse.

165 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:18:22pm

re: #157 Gus 802

0_0

166 Kronocide  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:18:55pm

I prefer to call it AFYism.

AMERICAFUCKYEAH-ism.

167 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:19:00pm

re: #159 Slumbering Behemoth

That's what pisses me off about the "conservative this" and "liberal that" hate speech that goes on everywhere. We all have a lot more in common than many would care to admit, and divisive crap like that gets us no where.

That's what's cool about the DADT repeal. It sort of merges conservative institutions with liberal institutions. So to speak.

168 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:19:00pm

re: #123 BigPapa

Thanks.

My avatar has outlived its usefulness - it now will seem as derivative (variations on the theme have popped up everywhere the past couple of years.) I changed to it way back when Obama popped up on the scene, as it became pretty clear to me then that the junior senator from IL was pushing lots of people's buttons.

I've thought of some other avatars... but none seem quite right. I'm sensing a vacuum in the force - a lack of any more buttons to push, so to speak. I think there is quite a bit of blog-fatigue around the net, and twitter and facebook have succeeded in sucking up all the energy in the virtual room without returning very much content.

One almost-emerging flashpoint is global governance. Contrary to the current GOP clown-car circus double-speak, we really are in a globally tightly related system and American intransigence to act on this is starting to hurt. This whole Iran thing is one example - many other nations just don't care about Iran like we (and a few other closely allied nations) do.

It won't be but a few short years before the US will be the only major economic power not from the traditional circle of US-influence nations. India, Russia, and Brazil are going to join China as members of top 6 nations, leaving the US only with Japan as a close ally. And even then Japan pursues its own policies in Asia, as seen with their using Yen in dealings with Iranian outfits.

So my next avatar might be something totally off the wall...

169 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:21:05pm

re: #158 Gus 802

Or David Duke. Geller. Neo-Nazis. The EDL. The BNP. There are exceptions. ;)

Or Patrick Buchanan. Hell, with Pat they could go all "rapey stabby" on him and I'd still find it hard to intervene. I'd step in, since he is human, but I'd feel like I saved him from his just deserts.

170 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:22:38pm

re: #167 Gus 802

From my point of view, and it's certainly not mainstream, keeping the gov't the fuck out of people's consensual, sexual preferences is an example of small gov't conservatism.

The same with the abortion issue. But again, not mainstream thought.

171 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:22:57pm

re: #168 freetoken

Global governance is a non-starter in the US, period. America would rather find itself isolated than embrace such systems. Or at least that's my take.

172 Kronocide  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:23:19pm

re: #168 freetoken

I guess all good things must come to an end. I sorta sensed it was an equal opportunity offender from the beginning.

173 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:24:08pm

re: #171 Dark_Falcon

Reality is its own trump card.

174 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:24:54pm

re: #168 freetoken

So my next avatar might be something totally off the wall...

Might I recommend...

175 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:24:59pm

re: #172 BigPapa

It was a Rorshack test more than anything else.

176 Kronocide  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:25:20pm

re: #171 Dark_Falcon

Global governance is a non-starter in the US, period. America would rather find itself isolated than embrace such systems. Or at least that's my take.

That seems odd. For the most part there is global governance. Practically speaking, every country/group/society is governed already.

For some reason people are fearful of governments actually working together or forming coalitions.

177 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:25:57pm

re: #170 Slumbering Behemoth

From my point of view, and it's certainly not mainstream, keeping the gov't the fuck out of people's consensual, sexual preferences is an example of small gov't conservatism.

The same with the abortion issue. But again, not mainstream thought.

Well yeah. That's a true libertarian. And no "states rights" either I'm afraid to say. That is there should be guaranteed rights across state boundaries. For instance gay marriage. The talks is to amend the Constitution to say that marriage is between a man and a woman. I say otherwise. We should amend the Constitution to say that marriage can be between a man and a man or woman with a woman. Including trans-folks.

178 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:26:41pm

re: #171 Dark_Falcon

Global governance is a non-starter in the US, period. America would rather find itself isolated than embrace such systems. Or at least that's my take.

You can think that now. But soon the Energy Corporation in Houston will introduce Rollerball and everyone will be happy with the New Order.
//

179 Kronocide  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:26:46pm

re: #175 freetoken

It was a Rorshack test more than anything else.

What would my result be if I 'Holy crap LOLZ!?'

180 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:27:16pm

re: #173 freetoken

Reality is its own trump card.

My feeling is: Fine, then we get trumped. I'd rather America keep her own rights to make her own decisions. If that means we have a diminished place in the world, so be it. Global governance is the death of American Exceptionalism, and as such can never be acceptable to me.

181 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:27:40pm

re: #177 Gus 802

Well yeah. That's a true libertarian. And no "states rights" either I'm afraid to say. That is there should be guaranteed rights across state boundaries. For instance gay marriage. The talks is to amend the Constitution to say that marriage is between a man and a woman. I say otherwise. We should amend the Constitution to say that marriage can be between a man and a man or woman with a woman. Including trans-folks.

No need for an amendment, we have the Full Faith and Credit clause. The issue just needs to bounce up to the SCOTUS.

182 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:28:16pm

re: #177 Gus 802

Yep. Two consenting adults should work. (As far as I'm concerned, "two or more", but it's a start ;).

183 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:29:15pm

re: #177 Gus 802

Oh, and btw, you call me a "libertarian" again, and I will kick your marbles sooo hard that you throw up things your ancestors ate!
/

184 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:29:54pm

re: #181 Slumbering Behemoth

No need for an amendment, we have the Full Faith and Credit clause. The issue just needs to bounce up to the SCOTUS.

Whatever works. We just need to move on. Churches can be free to refuse gay marriage. People will find other churches if they so desire.

185 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:30:06pm

re: #183 Slumbering Behemoth

Oh, and btw, you call me a "libertarian" again, and I will kick your marbles sooo hard that you throw up things your ancestors ate!
/

And his soul will pee?

186 Kronocide  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:30:39pm

I laugh at all the New World Order wussies. I'm all for it.

187 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:31:22pm

The Crips and the Bloods are at it again...

Rights group says Hamas targeting Fatah members

An independent Palestinian rights group said Thursday that Hamas authorities in Gaza are targeting members of the rival Fatah, questioning them and searching their homes.

188 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:31:27pm

re: #182 Sergey Romanov

Yep. Two consenting adults should work. (As far as I'm concerned, "two or more", but it's a start ;).

Two or more? I actually have a theory on that. But it's probably too soon. All I can say is that as long as everything is up to snuff and everyone's happy?

189 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:31:51pm

re: #184 Gus 802

Whatever works. We just need to move on. Churches can be free to refuse gay marriage. People will find other churches if they so desire.

Or ship captains, or judges, or...

But you and I already know the "churches being forced to marry gays" meme is a real red herring.

190 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:32:14pm

re: #187 NJDhockeyfan

The Crips and the Bloods are at it again...

Rights group says Hamas targeting Fatah members

Can't they both just lose?

191 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:32:54pm

re: #185 Sergey Romanov

You remembered? I'm just so, so... ;_;

You honor me, sir.

192 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:33:49pm

re: #190 Dark_Falcon

Can't they both just lose?

Assad was quoted as saying "Why can't we all just get along?"

193 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:33:54pm

re: #188 Gus 802

Whatever happens, I'll tell you this: once the equal rights of pairs are established more or less globally, that would mean that people's minds are clear enough from religious fog on this issue. Such clear-minded people then will be able to decide whether to allow "or more" etc. - it's up to them. We should reach that stage first.

194 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:34:50pm

re: #189 Slumbering Behemoth

Or ship captains, or judges, or...

But you and I already know the "churches being forced to marry gays" meme is a real red herring.

Just more in the line in the war on religion! Yeah, right. Phew. There is no war on religion. I certainly am not at war with religion. I'm just at war with a few idiots that happen to be religious. And like I alluded to earlier they can be atheists too.

195 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:37:46pm

re: #194 Gus 802

For those that look at what is going on in this country, and see it as a war on religion, this is for them. Because that's really where it is happening.

196 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:39:11pm

re: #194 Gus 802

Oh, but didn't you hear? Teh communists made it illegal to pray in congress. This is the biggest war on religion since the crusades.
/

197 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:39:49pm

re: #179 BigPapa

What would my result be if I 'Holy crap LOLZ!?'

Your Oedipal complex is interfering with your animist/Zoroastrian cognitive dissonance.

198 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:39:57pm

re: #195 Slumbering Behemoth

For those that look at what is going on in this country, and see it as a war on religion, this is for them. Because that's really where it is happening.

Massive panic attacks. I tell you what it really is true. Sometimes I'm watching Twitter speed by and can't believe the panic I read. I don't get it.

199 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:40:54pm

re: #198 Gus 802

S'why I don't read twitter feed. Vanity of vanities, all is vanity.

200 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:41:14pm

re: #196 Slumbering Behemoth

Oh, but didn't you hear? Teh communists made it illegal to pray in congress. This is the biggest war on religion since the crusades.
/

They did? That's news to me. I know. Yeah, you can't pray. And apparently I can't be an atheist.

201 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:42:13pm

re: #196 Slumbering Behemoth

Oh, but didn't you hear? Teh communists made it illegal to pray in congress. This is the biggest war on religion since the crusades.
/

NOW SLUMBERING BEHEMOTH IS ATTACKING THE CRUSADES!1 THIS WILLINGNESS TO DEFEND ISLAM PROVES THAT BAGELBOY AND HIS "LIZARD ARMY" ARE SHILLS FOR SHARIA!!!11

/Pamela "Shrieking Harpy" Geller

202 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:42:16pm

re: #198 Gus 802

Like the decline in marriage, and the decline in church attendance, the younger generation has assessed our "traditional" institutions and have found them irrelevant.

Some people don't know how to deal with that.

203 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:43:15pm

re: #199 Sergey Romanov

S'why I don't read twitter feed. Vanity of vanities, all is vanity.

Yeah. I follow one guy with like a million followers. Yet he only follows like 27 people. It's kind of weird reading his Tweets. It's like he's off in his own little world. Whatever I suppose. Angry Black Lady re-Tweeted me the other night so that made me happy. She's a hoot as are her buddies. They're not your typical Democrats. They've got an edge but not on the crunchy puritanical side.

204 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:43:25pm

re: #180 Dark_Falcon

If that means we have a diminished place in the world, so be it.

Our "diminished place" is simply an outcome of us only being roughly 4.5% of the world population, a percentage that is slowly shrinking. We've had over a century of hitting way above our weight, and while that will decline we'll still be a dominant player on the world stage. We'll still be the third largest nation on the planet for some time, and one of the richest in natural resources. Our governance system is among the most stable, and even as it totters it'll still be around when other nations go through civil wars.

However, we're not always going to get our way.

205 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:43:57pm

re: #200 Gus 802

I heard it from a person who heard it from a good, christian televangelist, so it must be true.
/

206 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:44:19pm

re: #202 Slumbering Behemoth

Like the decline in marriage, and the decline in church attendance, the younger generation has assessed our "traditional" institutions and have found them irrelevant.

Some people don't know how to deal with that.

Right. People are like hawks in the wild. Most mate for life. Others? Don't.

207 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:45:20pm

re: #205 Slumbering Behemoth

I heard it from a person who heard it from a good, christian televangelist, so it must be true.
/

Nooo! See, it's just like NDAA and FEMA camps. All of this hysteria. I think Americans need to lighten up. Everyone.

208 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:46:07pm

re: #207 Gus 802

But this is serious business. Don't you love baby Jebus?
/

209 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:47:49pm

re: #207 Gus 802

Heh, and my response was "Pray to who? Poseidon? Allah? Buddha?"

Whoosh!

210 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:47:57pm

re: #208 Slumbering Behemoth

Don't you love baby Jebus?
/

Don't you mean "mini pizza"?

211 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:48:12pm
212 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:48:16pm

re: #208 Slumbering Behemoth

But this is serious business. Don't you love baby Jebus?
/

Actually, unlike some atheists I believe in the existence of Jesus. That he was a mortal man. A philosopher of sorts. Perhaps even an early politician.

213 Kronocide  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:49:09pm

re: #197 freetoken

Your Oedipal complex is interfering with your animist/Zoroastrian cognitive dissonance.

0_0

214 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:50:42pm

re: #211 Alouette

Sweet :)

215 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:51:27pm

re: #212 Gus 802

That does it. I'm pulling your card.
/

216 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:52:12pm

re: #212 Gus 802

The Jesus of the Gospels is an apocalyptic itinerant preacher in a religiously charged region of Roman Palestine, caught in the growing revolt of the natives against their oppressors.

217 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:54:00pm

No prayer in congress? Bricks shat.

A prayer to Allah in congress? BIGGER BRICKS GET SHAT!

It's called "Having Your Cake and Eating Too", and the religiously dominant in this country have enjoyed that privilege for far too long.

218 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:54:09pm

re: #212 Gus 802

I accept the existence of Jesus, but I'm open to possibilities of non-existence, so to say. Due to the very nature of sources, his existence is not as firmly established as that of, say, Napoleon or Caesar. However the Gospels themselves (as late as they might be) plus Josephus do the trick AFAIC.

219 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:54:15pm

re: #216 freetoken

The Jesus of the Gospels is an apocalyptic itinerant preacher in a religiously charged region of Roman Palestine, caught in the growing revolt of the natives against their oppressors.

Exactly.

220 engineer cat  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:54:31pm

re: #216 freetoken

The Jesus of the Gospels is an apocalyptic itinerant preacher in a religiously charged region of Roman Palestine, caught in the growing revolt of the natives against their oppressors.

and he never went to church ever

221 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:55:50pm

re: #210 freetoken

Don't you mean "mini pizza"?

"Liars for Mini Pizza" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

222 jaunte  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:56:04pm

New drone carries camera with 900 times the resolution of 2 megapixel camera found in some mobile phones:

US Army unveils 1.8 gigapixel camera helicopter drone

The army said that was enough to track people and vehicles from altitudes above 20,000 feet (6.1km) across almost 65 square miles (168 sq km). In addition, operators on the ground can select up to 65 steerable "windows" following separate targets to be "stared at". Vehicles, people and other objects can be tracked even if they move in different directions.

223 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:57:15pm

re: #222 jaunte

New drone carries camera with 900 times the resolution of 2 megapixel camera found in some mobile phones:

US Army unveils 1.8 gigapixel camera helicopter drone

FEMA camps soon to follow! We're doomed I tells ya'!

224 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:57:55pm

re: #211 Alouette

My baby girl is engaged!

Bravo!

225 jaunte  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:58:19pm

re: #223 Gus 802

"Just don't turn your driver's license to face upwards..."

226 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:58:28pm

re: #222 jaunte

Teh lazers iz tracing my pr0n!!!

227 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:59:19pm

re: #226 Slumbering Behemoth

Teh lazers iz tracing my pr0n!!!

[Video]

And at the most intriguing moment - WHOAPPP - and your pr0n is gone.

228 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:59:26pm

re: #225 jaunte

"Just don't turn your driver's license to face upwards..."

But there will be facial recognition! They'll know who you are. Trust me on this man! They'll follow your every move even without the GPS pizza implant!

229 Atlas Fails  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 8:59:31pm

re: #211 Alouette

My baby girl is engaged!

Congrats! Best of luck to them!

230 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:00:56pm

re: #226 Slumbering Behemoth

Or if you prefer something more contemporary...

231 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:01:26pm

re: #222 jaunte

New drone carries camera with 900 times the resolution of 2 megapixel camera found in some mobile phones:

US Army unveils 1.8 gigapixel camera helicopter drone

Looking ahead 5 years from this discovery, we find the following headline:

"First non-military use of 1.o gigapixel camera. Paparazzo uses camera to take picture of female star's boobs from 2 miles away while she changes cloths".

/I'm kidding, but only in part.

232 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:01:47pm

re: #227 Sergey Romanov

They better be fast, then. Thirty seconds is a pretty small window.

233 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:02:09pm

re: #220 engineer dog

and he never went to church ever

However, to be accurate to the sources, the texts do say the Jesus visited the Temple a couple times, and also visited a synagogue (in the hinterlands) once.

People have always been religious.

234 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:02:36pm

re: #232 Slumbering Behemoth

They better be fast, then. Thirty seconds is a pretty small window.

I'm sure shortness is compensated by regularity!!///

235 jaunte  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:03:20pm

re: #231 Dark_Falcon

Turn your computer screen away from the window when banking on line...

236 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:03:24pm

re: #233 freetoken

And I fear they always shall.

237 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:04:02pm

re: #234 Sergey Romanov

You know me so well.

Too well, even.

Okay Serg, where did you hide the camera?

238 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:05:38pm

re: #237 Slumbering Behemoth

You know me so well.

Too well, even.

Okay Serg, where did you hide the camera?

Your left eye!

239 funky chicken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:06:03pm

re: #25 Charles

The horror! She had to wait an entire endless half hour for her pizzas to be delivered.

If the delivery boy had been forced to swab toilets this tragedy wouldn't have happened.

The little bastards have to learn their place, dammit.

240 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:06:09pm

re: #236 Slumbering Behemoth

And I fear they always shall.

Not if we have anything to do about it!

//

241 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:06:53pm

I've also got some Santorum news:

I found footage of Rick pledging his eternal loyalty to a group of Iowa evangelical conservatives:

242 engineer cat  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:07:18pm

re: #233 freetoken

However, to be accurate to the sources, the texts do say the Jesus visited the Temple a couple times, and also visited a synagogue (in the hinterlands) once.

People have always been religious.

of course - jesus shows every sign of being observant. the gospels even say he got a sacrifice for the temple at passover

but i think a lot of christians assume he was a christian, which of course would be impossible

243 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:07:30pm

re: #241 Dark_Falcon

Oops, wrong Rick. :D

244 jaunte  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:07:42pm

re: #241 Dark_Falcon

Santorumrolled!

245 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:07:48pm

re: #238 Sergey Romanov

Nooo!!! Once I dig it out, I will no longer be able to appreciate 3D pr0n.

246 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:09:58pm

re: #242 engineer dog

but i think a lot of christians assume he was a christian, which of course would be impossible

No, he was the first Xtian. Which I guess would mean he worshiped himself.

Whatever, fuck logic, I'm going back to my Jack Chick comic book collection.

247 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:09:59pm

re: #245 Slumbering Behemoth

Nooo!!! Once I dig it out, I will no longer be able to appreciate 3D pr0n.

Ask Varek for 6D implant.

248 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:10:45pm

re: #244 jaunte

Santorumrolled!

When I remembered that Santorum has the same first name as Rick Astley, I thought the joke too good not to post.

249 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:11:15pm

re: #222 jaunte

New drone carries camera with 900 times the resolution of 2 megapixel camera found in some mobile phones:

US Army unveils 1.8 gigapixel camera helicopter drone

Oh noes! Now corrupt government soldiers, including females, minorities, and even gays, will be able to read my Ron Paul newsletters over my shoulder. The end is nigh!

250 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:11:40pm

re: #247 Sergey Romanov

I'm not asking Varek for anything pr0n related. I've never seen any henti, but I don't have to to know where that would go.

251 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:12:48pm

re: #211 Alouette

My baby girl is engaged!

Mazal tov!

Did they break a plate?

When's the wedding?

252 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:13:33pm

re: #247 Sergey Romanov

Ask Varek for 6D implant.

6D? Isn't that the size of the female adult entertainer in that scene's breast implants?

///

253 zephirus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:14:08pm

re: #193 Sergey Romanov

It is the preoccupation of the professional Christians with the physical sex act, with no acknowledgment that gay couples are "in love" that bothers me. It's consistent with the bathroom stall, rentboy type of behavior that we see from many of the most outspoken homophobes among them. Maybe I should feel sorry for them, but I really just want to smack 'em upside the head.

254 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:14:26pm

re: #24 freetoken

30 minutes later, the same time that the pasta was ready.

Eww, who boils pasta for 30 minutes?

255 jaunte  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:16:17pm

re: #211 Alouette

My baby girl is engaged!

Congratulations! Let's get some rest for the upcoming cute grandchild contest...
Image: napping.jpg

256 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:16:27pm

re: #251 SanFranciscoZionist

Mazal tov!

Did they break a plate?

When's the wedding?

Official plate-breaking betrothal will take place Sunday night. This was just the families meeting each other. Wedding date not set, will be sometime around late Feb. early March.

257 zephirus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:16:51pm

re: #241 Dark_Falcon

They're all trying to out-Jesus one another and it's getting increasingly ridiculous. That's not where the majority of ppl in this country are trending, esp. the younger folk.

258 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:17:10pm

re: #254 Alouette

Someone who knows fuck all about pasta. And pizza delivery, apparently.

259 engineer cat  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:22:07pm

re: #254 Alouette

Eww, who boils pasta for 30 minutes?

she needs a visit from some nice pastafarian preachers to set her straight

260 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:22:35pm

re: #236 Slumbering Behemoth

And I fear they always shall.

But if we truly believe in materialism or in atheism then therefore all men are inherently atheistic. That is if we, as atheists, think that religion was created by men therefore they still believe in a man created belief structure not unlike atheists. So religion doesn't become a defining point but more of a characteristic.

It's a bit like "God created man in his image." So in essence, if we believe in atheism or evolution then how we got here including religious beliefs is a result of man. Yes, people will believe in religion but that doesn't change the inherent materialistic reality that they are of men and those that came before them and the traditions they handed down.

I'm working on this. ;)

261 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:23:34pm

Ron Paul picks up a celebrity endorsement:

Kelly Clarkson isn't afraid to voice her political support. The former American Idol champ is in favor of Texas politician Ron Paul for the 2012 presidential bid.

Clarkson, 29, Tweeted:

"I love Ron Paul. I liked him a lot during the last Republican nomination and no one gave him a chance. If he wins the nomination for the Republican party in 2012 he's got my vote. Too bad he probably won't."

A few of Clarkson's Twitter followers scoffed at her Tweet ... accusing the 76-year-old politician of homophobia and racism. In response, Kelly Tweeted, "I love all people and could care less if you like men or women. I have never heard that Ron Paul is a racist or homophobe?"

She then went on to say:

I am really sorry if I have offended anyone. Obviously that was not my intent. I do not support racism. I support gay rights, straight rights, women's rights, men's rights, white/black/purple/orange rights. I like Ron Paul because he believes in less government and letting the people (all of us) make the decisions and mold our country. That is all. Out of all of the Republican nominees, he's my favorite."

Normally, I get angry when a celeb gets trouble for supporting a Republican. But not this time!

262 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:23:55pm

re: #256 Alouette

Official plate-breaking betrothal will take place Sunday night. This was just the families meeting each other. Wedding date not set, will be sometime around late Feb. early March.

Very nice. How did they meet?

263 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:24:02pm

re: #259 engineer dog

she needs a visit from some nice pastafarian preachers to set her straight

The blessed noodly appendages might avoid her in fear of catching the Newt.
/

264 zephirus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:24:26pm

re: #211 Alouette

My baby girl is engaged!

How wonderful! You're so lucky to have normal children that do things like fall in love and get engaged. My Asperger's son has just left to fly across the Atlantic to meet a woman he has had an online relationship with. I'm anxious, to say the least. Just want him to find somebody who will make him happy.

265 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:24:32pm

re: #257 zephirus

They're all trying to out-Jesus one another and it's getting increasingly ridiculous. That's not where the majority of ppl in this country are trending, esp. the younger folk.

You've just been Rick-rolled.

266 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:26:30pm

re: #260 Gus 802

I never really considered myself an atheist. But since I do not believe in the supernatural, in any way, shape or form, that's the camp I get put in.

/if bryan fischer had his way, that "camp" would be literal

267 Kragar  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:28:16pm

re: #265 Dark_Falcon

You've just been Rick-rolled.

268 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:28:43pm

re: #261 Dark_Falcon

Speaking of celebrity endorsements, as recently as June of this year, professional idiot Bill Maher gave Paul a half-assed endorsement.

269 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:29:32pm

re: #266 Slumbering Behemoth

I never really considered myself an atheist. But since I do not believe in the supernatural, in any way, shape or form, that's the camp I get put in.

/if bryan fischer had his way, that "camp" would be literal

Well yeah. Like I tell people sometimes. I never wake up thinking "there is no God". Usually it has something to do with some body function or neck pain. Just like everybody else. And some of that is why I don't join atheist groups because they seem to focus on their atheism far too much. It's somewhat odd at times how they never seem to stop trying to convince themselves.

270 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:29:59pm

re: #242 engineer dog

but i think a lot of christians assume he was a christian, which of course would be impossible

Which is why I object when many (secular) writers say the Jesus established Christianity. That's just a false claim. "Christianity" was established by, if anyone, a certain ex Pharisee by the name of Saul who travelled around the eastern Mediterranean re-interpreting parts of the Torah in light of the group of Jesus' followers who still lived in Jerusalem in the 40's and 50's. And even then, those groups ("churches") Saul/Paul influenced would hardly be recognizable today as "Christian", given that almost all Christian traditions have arisen from later mixing of Pagan/Greco-Roman practices and ideas with the modified Judaism.

271 jaunte  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:32:03pm

re: #268 Slumbering Behemoth

You know, I like Ron Paul. I think that he is a cut from a different cloth than the rest of those people who are, of course, selling their souls to the corporate interests that back them and have just horrible society-killing ideas about America and either don't know what's real or don't care."

Maher must have missed a few things in his Ron Paul research.

272 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:32:29pm

re: #270 freetoken

... given that almost all Christian traditions have arisen from later mixing of Pagan/Greco-Roman practices and ideas with the modified Judaism.

You're gonna burn in hell, you gawt-damned, commie liar. I'll pray for you.
/

273 zephirus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:32:58pm

re: #261 Dark_Falcon

Ron Paul picks up a celebrity endorsement:

Hmmm. Well an endorsement from someone of this stature will certainly cause me to reconsider my opinion of Ron Paul.

274 engineer cat  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:33:33pm

re: #270 freetoken

Which is why I object when many (secular) writers say the Jesus established Christianity. That's just a false claim. "Christianity" was established by, if anyone, a certain ex Pharisee by the name of Saul who travelled around the eastern Mediterranean re-interpreting parts of the Torah in light of the group of Jesus' followers who still lived in Jerusalem in the 40's and 50's. And even then, those groups ("churches") Saul/Paul influenced would hardly be recognizable today as "Christian", given that almost all Christian traditions have arisen from later mixing of Pagan/Greco-Roman practices and ideas with the modified Judaism.

agree

original sin, particularly, was i think invented by st augustine in the 4th century

275 funky chicken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:36:23pm

re: #144 Slumbering Behemoth

Ya know, perfectly normal people eat tofu as well. I don't know any of them, but I'm sure the exist.

I eat tofu. It's pretty good if you freeze it then crumble it and use it in taco filling or sliced and glazed. It's cheap too.

276 zephirus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:36:59pm

re: #256 Alouette

Well, here's hoping that you all really like each other.

277 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:37:04pm

re: #274 engineer dog

agree

original sin, particularly, was i think invented by st augustine in the 4th century

Original sin was just a "hook" to get people to join a particular religion. It's a compelling one I might add. However, I would further add that there is no such thing as "original sin" and that all children are indeed born innocent.

278 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:39:21pm

re: #271 jaunte

Maher must have missed a few things in his Ron Paul research.

I think that with Maher it's about Ron Paul's overall sincerity. Bill Maher spends much of his time on-air and prepping to be on-air reading about and then talking about political figures spewing bullshit. Ron Paul is crazy, but he actually believes the things he says. And after dealing with the kind of phoniness Bill Maher sees, he finds Paul's sincerity refreshing. Such sentiment is badly wrongheaded, but entirely understandable.

279 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:39:52pm

re: #274 engineer dog

original sin, particularly, was i think invented by st augustine in the 4th century

Well, people go around and around about that. Much of the theological objection raised by the fundamentalists against the Biologos claim that there was no single Adam and Eve (ever) is that Paul claimed that Adam was literal, and that part of Paul's teaching is the source of the "original sin" doctrine.

In the bigger picture I think the key point is that "Christianity" like all living religions changes over time, and any claim of being the "original" or "true" form of the religion is just an empty claim.

For all this "War on Christmas" mongering the truth is the Christmas is totally an invention much later than the time of Jesus, invented by European societies adding their Pagan traditions to the rulers' nominal religion.

280 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:40:01pm

re: #269 Gus 802

Indeed. And the idea of embracing anyone who wears the atheist moniker, no matter how far off the wall their other beliefs/stances may be, seems to be a symptom of those types. And a turn off for me.

For example, I like to occasionally smoke herb. This is a fact that I rarely share, as most smokers think this should make us instant, ideological friends.

No, dude. We are not friends, and we are nothing alike. We have one vice in common, and that is it. Go sell your placenta shampoo and your stupid hemp wallets to someone else, asshole.

281 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:41:20pm

re: #275 funky chicken

I eat tofu.

I said "perfectly normal" people.

/I was waiting for FBV, but you took the bait first ;)

282 Petero1818  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:41:26pm

OK. So I just wasted 3 minutes reading that Gingrich Cushman article about being hungry and how it makes her a bitch and how she comes from a broken home, and something about god, and light shining. I have read status updates on my teenage nephew's facebook page that were more thought provoking. What the fuck was that article supposed to be about?

283 jaunte  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:42:38pm

Is there really 100 years’ worth of natural gas beneath the United States?
(95 year estimates vs. 11 year estimates; it all depends)

284 Kragar  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:43:04pm

re: #277 Gus 802

Original sin was just a "hook" to get people to join a particular religion. It's a compelling one I might add. However, I would further add that there is no such thing as "original sin" and that all children are indeed born innocent.

My complete misunderstanding of Original Sin led to some unusual circumstances in my teen years.

285 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:43:51pm

re: #280 Slumbering Behemoth

Indeed. And the idea of embracing anyone who wears the atheist moniker, no matter how far off the wall their other beliefs/stances may be, seems to be a symptom of those types. And a turn off for me.

For example, I like to occasionally smoke herb. This is a fact that I rarely share, as most smokers think this should make us instant, ideological friends.

No, dude. We are not friends, and we are nothing alike. We have one vice in common, and that is it. Go sell your placenta shampoo and you stupid hemp wallets to someone else, asshole.

I went to Santa Fe once. Bleh. Couldn't handle it. OK I really did but that hemp stuff makes me feel like Cartman. And it's like I mentioned before I believe in the concept of evil. There is right and wrong and this isn't some survival of the fittest boot camp. If I find allies who are religious I will gladly take them. Converse to that if I find enemies who are atheists I will gladly reject them.

286 jaunte  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:44:08pm

re: #282 Petero1818

It's there because his PR people wanted to get the story out that Gingrich's wife asked for the divorce, even though he was the one who filed the papers.

287 zephirus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:44:32pm

re: #275 funky chicken

I eat tofu. It's pretty good if you freeze it then crumble it and use it in taco filling or sliced and glazed. It's cheap too.

Just dip in liquid nitrogen and smack with a mallet.

288 Petero1818  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:46:59pm

re: #286 jaunte

It's there because his PR people wanted to get the story out that Gingrich's wife asked for the divorce, even though he was the one who filed the papers.

Yeah I got that part. But that was 5% of the article. Is she that bad a columnist that she couldn't hide that any better?

289 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:47:06pm

re: #282 Petero1818

Speaking of teens writing thought provoking stuff...

A statesman who insists that the national dialogue about religion must be limited to Christianity is no statesman at all.

We all have different beliefs and ways to celebrate the season of giving, but as Americans, we have shared values like respect and liberty that apply to us all. I may not agree with your belief structure, but I will always respect your right to believe it. Respect my right to believe what I believe in return.

290 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:47:14pm

re: #283 jaunte

Is there really 100 years’ worth of natural gas beneath the United States?
(95 year estimates vs. 11 year estimates;it all depends)

For a very long time I've been intending to put up a Page that covers the topics of hydrocarbons, resources, "peak" production, lies and lies about lies, magickal thinking, and a complete abjuration of anything learned by Economists by those who preach a never ending supply of all the magickal juice we've ever needed just lies beneath our feet.

And yet it's the same problem as the religion one we've been discussing - people choose to believe what they want to, whatever it takes to address their psychological needs.

291 Petero1818  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:49:57pm

re: #289 Slumbering Behemoth

Lets just say that the facebook posts I was thinking about were more ...how should I say it... immature.

292 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:51:48pm

re: #285 Gus 802

I once had a roommate that was super excited to show off his brand new hemp wallet.

He was so proud of it, and me being a stoner, he thought I'd be excited for him.

Me: "It's made of hemp, you say"?

Him: "Yeah, man. It's made of weed. WEED"!

Me: "No, dude. It's made of hemp. Hemp is rope. You're wallet is made of fucking rope".

Him: :(

293 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:54:34pm

re: #292 Slumbering Behemoth

I once had a roommate that was super excited to show off his brand new hemp wallet.

He was so proud of it, and me being a stoner, he thought I'd be excited for him.

Me: "It's made of hemp, you say"?

Him: "Yeah, man. It's made of weed. WEED"!

Me: "No, dude. It's made of hemp. Hemp is rope. You're wallet is made of fucking rope".

Him: :(

What man? Hemp will save the world man! We can make everything out of hemp. Including space ships!

Yeah, I've run into a few of those people myself.

294 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:54:36pm

re: #292 Slumbering Behemoth

I once had a roommate that was super excited to show off his brand new hemp wallet.

He was so proud of it, and me being a stoner, he thought I'd be excited for him.

Me: "It's made of hemp, you say"?

Him: "Yeah, man. It's made of weed. WEED"!

Me: "No, dude. It's made of hemp. Hemp is rope. You're wallet is made of fucking rope".

Him: :(

Did he attempt to smoke the rope?

295 zephirus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:55:43pm

re: #279 freetoken

Does anyone know where the notion of "Purgatory" comes from in the Catholic faith? Was it a scheme to get money? I don't think that it's official doctrine anymore, but not sure about that, having been lapsed for many years now. I remember as a child reciting "Glory be to God the Father, the Son.." a whole bunch of times. With each prayer (or "ejaculation" as they were called) you got a certain number of days off your Purgatory sentence. The number of days varied with the prayer and how many times you said it. There were cards where the trade was made explicit, like "100 days indulgence". Kind of like trading cards.

296 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:58:08pm

re: #293 Gus 802

There's a lot of cool stuff we could make from marijuana plants, besides just using them to get high.

It's folks that you (and I) have described that do more harm than good when it comes to making such production acceptable.

297 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 9:58:58pm

re: #294 NJDhockeyfan

Did he attempt to smoke the rope?

Hey now, I may be painfully honest, but I'm not so cruel as to let a roommate of mine do that.

298 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:00:58pm

re: #295 zephirus

Was it a scheme to get money?

Long con. Selling indulgences is big business. Or was, anyway.

299 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:01:31pm

re: #295 zephirus

I'm not sure. The Greek Hades is most certainly one of the sources of the Western concept of Hell, and the Greeks probably picked up the idea from death rituals or customs from early Bronze age societies in the region. Afterlife beliefs show up everywhere, so it is quite a natural thing for humans to want to believe that existence continues after death.

The idea of a dead person, their "soul", earning their way out of torment probably comes from many traditions.

300 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:02:36pm

re: #296 Slumbering Behemoth

There's a lot of cool stuff we could make from marijuana plants, besides just using them to get high.

It's folks that you (and I) have described that do more harm than good when it comes to making such production acceptable.

Yep. Today I was looking at the medical marijuana dispensary ads in Westword. I was laughing because there was nothing medical in the message or design. It looked like a bunch of ads for recreational use. But they were still, technically, for medical marijuana. So I kept laughing to myself because it was like something out of High Times.

301 engineer cat  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:03:16pm

re: #298 Slumbering Behemoth

Long con. Selling indulgences is big business. Or was, anyway.

indeed, the selling of indulgences annoyed martin luther so much it led to the whole protestant revolution, no?

302 engineer cat  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:05:38pm

re: #295 zephirus

Does anyone know where the notion of "Purgatory" comes from in the Catholic faith? Was it a scheme to get money? I don't think that it's official doctrine anymore, but not sure about that, having been lapsed for many years now. I remember as a child reciting "Glory be to God the Father, the Son.." a whole bunch of times. With each prayer (or "ejaculation" as they were called) you got a certain number of days off your Purgatory sentence. The number of days varied with the prayer and how many times you said it. There were cards where the trade was made explicit, like "100 days indulgence". Kind of like trading cards.

iirc it came about because of the paradox of people being born before christ being sent to hell despite the fact they had no chance to be saved

i think you're right it was catholic doctrine only for a number of centuries

303 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:06:10pm

re: #300 Gus 802

It's sad. It doesn't seem to get beyond that "High Times" kind of culture for folks on both sides of the fence.

But for centuries before our modern prohibition era, it was a simple crop like any other, with useful purposes besides smoking it.

304 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:07:56pm

re: #293 Gus 802

What man? Hemp will save the world man! We can make everything out of hemp. Including space ships!

Yeah, I've run into a few of those people myself.

They are easy to recognize. Hemp necklaces and bracelets, ratty hair, pierced nose, eyebrows, cheeks, tongue, giant hole pierced in earlobe, and if they do drive a car it's rusty all over, not one tire has it's hubcap, wire is holding up part of the front bumper, plastic is duct taped over what used to be a back window, the rear end is full of so many bumper stickers you can't tell what color the paint used to be, you can see it coming down the road by the smoke screen it's producing, and it leaves an oil slick wherever it parks.

305 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:10:01pm

re: #303 Slumbering Behemoth

It's sad. It doesn't seem to get beyond that "High Times" kind of culture for folks on both sides of the fence.

But for centuries before our modern prohibition era, it was a simple crop like any other, with useful purposes besides smoking it.

It should be legalized straight up and they need to stop the "medical" bullshit. I don't care either way. Better that they at least have the "medical" category then nothing. But we're adults and we can handle it last time I checked. You buy pot to get stoned not to get rid of a tooth ache.

306 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:11:52pm

re: #304 NJDhockeyfan

But enough about The Brothers...

307 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:12:25pm

re: #180 Dark_Falcon

My feeling is: Fine, then we get trumped. I'd rather America keep her own rights to make her own decisions. If that means we have a diminished place in the world, so be it. Global governance is the death of American Exceptionalism, and as such can never be acceptable to me.

"American Exceptionalism" is fiction on the level of Santa Claus. There are too many seething bigots in this country for us to be exceptional at anything. They ruin everything.

308 Only The Lurker Knows  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:12:33pm

Night Lizards. It Has been (as always) an interesting day.

May the Deity Of Your Choice Smile Down Upon You.

309 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:15:09pm

re: #305 Gus 802

Prohibition, like "indulgences", is big business. Drug cartels and drug warriors make tons of money from it.

310 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:17:50pm

re: #275 funky chicken

I eat tofu. It's pretty good if you freeze it then crumble it and use it in taco filling or sliced and glazed. It's cheap too.

People who claim to hate tofu are either still clilnging to bigoted stereotypes from a generation ago, have never had it, or had it once from a bad Chinese restarauant and think all of it's like that.

Ignorance.

311 zephirus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:18:12pm

re: #305 Gus 802

Yup. Legalize... whether a "medical" reason can be claimed or not. It could lead to arrests though, for people driving too slow.

312 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:19:10pm

re: #310 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Tofu... certainly a work of the devil.

313 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:19:57pm

re: #311 zephirus

That's another obstacle. How do you reliably test for a DUI involving pot, as you can for a DUI involving alcohol?

314 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:21:22pm

A hate page at Facebook called 100.000.000 person hate Israel appears to be started by some Palestinian supporters.

The first comment:

David Guy · Works at Looking for position in Public Diplomacy
10 reasons for 1.000.000 haters.
I hate Israel (7 million people) for winning more Nobel Prizes than all the Arabs combined - it makes 300 million Arabs look stupid.
I hate Israel for winning every war the Arabs started with them - it makes Arabs look like losers.
I hate Israel for having the strongest economy in the Middle East and no oil and despite the Arab boycott - it makes Arabs look lazy.
I hate Israel for having 18 honest national elections since 1948 - it makes Arabs look undemocratic.
I hate Israel for giving its Arab minority more rights than any Arab country gives its citizens - it makes Arabs look both oppressive and oppressed.
I hate Israel for giving everybody including Arabs, women and non Jews equal rights before a fair, uncorrupted judiciary - it makes Arabs look like bullies.
I hate Israel for its patents, medical advances, literature and art - it makes Arabs look as if they have done nothing for the world for centuries.
I hate Israel because the poorest Israeli including Arabs lives better than 95% of Arabs outside Israel - it makes oil-rich Arabs look stingy.
I hate Israel for giving women the right to wear what they like from bikinis to burkhas - it makes the Arabs look intolerant.
I hate Israel for beaches, parks, nature reserves, city walks, shopping malls, etc. where everyone can go without an escort, a male family member or having to prove they are Jewish/Israeli - it makes the Arabs look like they have a long way to go to reach the 1st world standards of freedom.

Please feel free to add more reasons to hate Israel.
Reply · 34 ·
· 21 hours ago

Heh.

315 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:21:52pm

tofu : real food :: Iowa pizza : Italian cuisine

316 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:22:00pm

re: #310 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

People who claim to hate tofu are either still clilnging to bigoted stereotypes from a generation ago, have never had it, or had it once from a bad Chinese restarauant and think all of it's like that.

Ignorance.

I've had tofu and it tasted like a wet paper bag. It sucks.

317 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:22:16pm

re: #312 freetoken

Three words:

Soy Bean Curd.

When has anything curdled not been the work of the devil?

One more word:

Buttermilk.

I rest my case.

318 zephirus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:22:54pm

re: #313 Slumbering Behemoth

Maybe they would develop a new, improved instant urine test.

319 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:23:26pm

re: #313 Slumbering Behemoth

That's another obstacle. How do you reliably test for a DUI involving pot, as you can for a DUI involving alcohol?

It can't be done currently.

320 zephirus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:24:35pm

re: #314 NJDhockeyfan

Excellent.

321 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:24:46pm

re: #318 zephirus

Maybe they would develop a new, improved instant urine test.

As it stands, THC, the testable element, is oil soluble. This is why you can take a puff today, and still have it show up in your urine thirty days later.

322 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:27:31pm

re: #316 NJDhockeyfan

I've sampled it in a pasta dish made by a coworker from the "Jobs of Christmas Past".

It was pretty good, but not really my cup of pasta.

323 zephirus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:28:06pm

re: #316 NJDhockeyfan

I've had tofu and it tasted like a wet paper bag. It sucks.

You have to add soy sauce or something. Throw in some veggies/rice and you're good to go.

324 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:28:57pm

re: #314 NJDhockeyfan

I hate Israel for allowing gays to openly serve in their military.
/

325 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:30:16pm

re: #323 zephirus

I'll stick with scrambled eggs. Roughly the same texture, but with a better flavor.

326 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:31:41pm

re: #325 Slumbering Behemoth

I'll stick with scrambled eggs. Roughly the same texture, but with a better flavor.

Mmmmmmm...eggs.

327 zephirus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:31:45pm

re: #321 Slumbering Behemoth

Maybe other related metabolic water-soluble products in trace amounts?

328 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:33:58pm

re: #327 zephirus

Maybe other related metabolic water-soluble products in trace amounts?

If there are, I'm not aware of them. But that would be a great start.

329 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:36:10pm

re: #326 NJDhockeyfan

The perfect protein. What's not to like?

330 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:39:18pm

Tofu killed this thread.

331 prairiefire  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:39:36pm

re: #326 NJDhockeyfan

Mmmm...eggs.

with Italian sausage patty and hash browns.

332 zephirus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:41:04pm

re: #330 Slumbering Behemoth

Tofu killed this thread.

HAHA. Ok, I'm off to take a new dataset out for a test drive.
TTFN.

333 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:41:43pm

100 Ways to Crack an Egg

According to legend (a.k.a. wikipedia), the folds in a chef’s hat used to represent the number of ways s/he knew how to cook an egg, with the vaunted 100-fold hat reserved for the heads of only the most knowledgeable culinary experts. But are there really 100 ways to prepare eggs? ES set out on an exploration across the food blogosphere to find out, and our answer is a decidedly delicious “yes.”

We’re reporting back and presenting our 100 favorite ways to cook an egg. If you’ve ever looked in the fridge and said, “I’ve got tons of eggs, but no idea what to cook with them,” well, you have no excuse to ever do that again. Just come right back here. Or better yet, print this out and hang it in your kitchen.

334 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:42:18pm

re: #330 Slumbering Behemoth

Tofu killed this thread.

Sorry. Got stuck on the psychotic "I hate Israel" Facebook page.

335 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:45:34pm

re: #333 NJDhockeyfan

Quiche.

And then there's that meme that "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche", which perplexes me.

It's usually full of all the food staples that "Real Men" love. Is it because it's basically a pot-pie without the top crust?

336 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:46:49pm

re: #334 Gus 802

I hate Israel because they give free medical treatment to the terrorists that try to kill them.
/

337 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:47:23pm

re: #335 Slumbering Behemoth

Quiche.

And then there's that meme that "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche", which perplexes me.

It's usually full of all the food staples that "Real Men" love. Is it because it's basically a pot-pie without the top crust?

I love quiche. It's so easy to make too.

338 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:50:54pm

re: #337 NJDhockeyfan

You're not a real man. But apparently, neither am I. I suppose I'll find a way to deal with this social degradation of my status. Perhaps if I start ranting about the unfairness of...

OOOH! Look! Meaty, cheesy quiche!

339 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:53:58pm

"Real Men" eat.

Full stop.

340 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:54:07pm

re: #336 Slumbering Behemoth

I hate Israel because they give free medical treatment to the terrorists that try to kill them.
/

Whew. Was looking through there gallery. It's like something from another planet. Very foreign to me. I keep looking at their slime bag "leaders" and wondering about how they're all millionaires. They sort of remind me of the IRA. Crazy site and obviously from a bunch of extremists.

341 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:55:40pm

re: #340 Gus 802

Whew. Was looking through there gallery. It's like something from another planet. Very foreign to me. I keep looking at their slime bag "leaders" and wondering about how they're all millionaires. They sort of remind me of the IRA. Crazy site and obviously from a bunch of extremists.

How long will it take for Facebook to delete that account?

342 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:56:30pm

re: #340 Gus 802

I am anti-facebook, so I can't see what's going on there. I can only imagine.

343 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:57:39pm

re: #316 NJDhockeyfan

I've had tofu and it tasted like a wet paper bag. It sucks.

Of course you have! Of course it did!

All tofu ever cooked, everywhere, in the history of tofu sucks because of your one awful personal experience!

/e_e

344 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:58:04pm

re: #341 NJDhockeyfan

How long will it take for Facebook to delete that account?

I don't know since I have no experience with that. How long has it been up? It's obviously hate speech. Sure doesn't help the peace process at all. Really kind of scummy and smells like the Hezbollah or the Mujahideen. They seem to be against Hamas.

345 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:58:18pm

re: #342 Slumbering Behemoth

I am anti-facebook, so I can't see what's going on there. I can only imagine.

I don't have a Facebook account either. I think we might be the only two people left who refuse to join up. Ha ha ha.

346 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:59:02pm

re: #336 Slumbering Behemoth

I hate Israel because they give free medical treatment to the terrorists that try to kill them.
/

I hate Israel even though I've never been there but i heard it's apartheid and apartheid is mean and scary! /

347 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:59:20pm

re: #343 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Of course you have! Of course it did!

All tofu ever cooked, everywhere, in the history of tofu sucks because of your one awful personal experience!

/e_e

I must be a bigot for not liking tofu!

348 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 10:59:40pm

re: #345 NJDhockeyfan

I have friends that always urge me to join up. I'll join up if and when I start looking for a job.

349 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:00:21pm

re: #347 NJDhockeyfan

Ur not real mens.

350 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:00:39pm

re: #348 Slumbering Behemoth

I have friends that always urge me to join up. I'll join up if and when I start looking for a job.

I'm holding out for as long as I can. I see my friends reading their pages all day long. I have no time for that.

351 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:01:57pm

re: #347 NJDhockeyfan

I must be a bigot for not liking tofu!

If you're a bigot, it's probably totally unrelated to your food choices.

But yeah, keep trying to get me to bestow you with that little badge of honor to go show off to your rwnj friends.

That game, I can play into eternity.

352 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:02:21pm

re: #350 NJDhockeyfan

I'm holding out for as long as I can. I see my friends reading their pages all day long. I have no time for that.

Same here. It would rob me of time I could spend at LGF, or playing video games.

Gotta have priorities.

353 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:03:21pm

re: #343 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Of course you have! Of course it did!

All tofu ever cooked, everywhere, in the history of tofu sucks because of your one awful personal experience!

/e_e

Some people don't care for it. My husband won't touch the stuff.

If I could live on braised tofu, I probably would.

354 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:04:02pm

If I have to turn this blog around, I will!

/okay, I couldn't, but that was fun to type.

355 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:04:42pm

re: #344 Gus 802

I don't know since I have no experience with that. How long has it been up? It's obviously hate speech. Sure doesn't help the peace process at all. Really kind of scummy and smells like the Hezbollah or the Mujahideen. They seem to be against Hamas.

There's been a fair number of these things. They go up, they get flagged, they go down.

356 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:04:44pm

re: #353 SanFranciscoZionist

Ur not real mens eether.

357 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:05:16pm

re: #353 SanFranciscoZionist

Some people don't care for it. My husband won't touch the stuff.

If I could live on braised tofu, I probably would.

Well that makes him a bigot as well. We are in the Food Choice Bigot Club of America!

358 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:06:44pm

I like turtles!

/actually, I've never tried turtle, but I am willing...

359 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:07:55pm

re: #357 NJDhockeyfan

Well that makes him a bigot as well. We are in the Food Choice Bigot Club of America!

^butthurt and whining about nothing, as always

360 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:07:59pm

re: #356 Slumbering Behemoth

Ur not real mens eether.

This is hard to argue with.

361 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:08:35pm

re: #357 NJDhockeyfan

Well that makes him a bigot as well. We are in the Food Choice Bigot Club of America!

He's a picky eater. Also a very serious carnivore.

362 Varek Raith  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:08:53pm

re: #360 SanFranciscoZionist

This is hard to argue with.

Tits or...
Nevermind.

363 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:09:00pm

re: #360 SanFranciscoZionist

And a comfort to your husband as well, I imagine.

364 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:09:44pm

Not only are eggs delicious in many ways, they have also given kids a fun way to learn about science.

Egg Science Experiments

365 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:10:38pm

re: #361 SanFranciscoZionist

He's a picky eater. Also a very serious carnivore.

I can understand that. I couldn't survive if my doctor told me I had to give up meat.

366 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:11:01pm

re: #363 Slumbering Behemoth

And a comfort to your husband as well, I imagine.

He seems to prefer me like this.

367 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:11:30pm

re: #362 Varek Raith

Tits or...

Okay.

368 Varek Raith  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:12:05pm

re: #367 Slumbering Behemoth

Okay.

I'm not clicking that.

369 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:12:30pm

re: #368 Varek Raith

I'm not clicking that.

It's totally SFW.

370 Gus  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:13:25pm

Bed time. Night all. Stay away from Facebook. :)

371 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:14:37pm

re: #370 Gus 802

Bed time. Night all. Stay away from Facebook. :)

I think I'm going to hit the sack too. All this talk about eggs gave me the idea of making omelets in the morning.

372 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:15:26pm

re: #370 Gus 802

Sleep well, and dream of large hemp wallets.

373 Varek Raith  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:17:30pm

re: #372 Slumbering Behemoth

Sleep well, and dream of large hemp wallets.

Stop smoking the wallet....

374 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:18:47pm

re: #373 Varek Raith

I don't smoke rope. There's probably a biblical rule about that.

375 goddamnedfrank  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:19:54pm

re: #353 SanFranciscoZionist

Some people don't care for it. My husband won't touch the stuff.

If I could live on braised tofu, I probably would.

I'm generally not a fan a most preparations I've seen, but Thai Tom in Seattle's U District made magical fried tofu, especially tasty in swimming rama. Damn that stuff was good, just thinking about it has me homesick for the NW.

This is why I smile when people say they hate tofu when generally what they really mean that they hate bland food. I'm not sure they realize that it doesn't have to be eaten plain. It's an ingredient protein, spice it up, put it in peanut sauce, toss it in the fryer, use your imagination, it's all fair.

376 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:21:56pm

re: #375 goddamnedfrank

I'm generally not a fan a most preparations I've seen, but Thai Tom in Seattle's U District made magical fried tofu, especially tasty in swimming rama. Damn that stuff was good, just thinking about it has me homesick for the NW.

This is why I smile when people say they hate tofu when generally what they really mean that they hate bland food. I'm not sure they realize that it doesn't have to be eaten plain. It's an ingredient protein, spice it up, put it in peanut sauce, toss it in the fryer, use your imagination, it's all fair.

It is one of those foods that was ruined for many Americans by the vile preparations made by 1970s organic healthy eaters.

Chopped in cubes, and served plain with brown rice, it's pretty awful.

377 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:21:59pm

re: #375 goddamnedfrank

I get the impression that the flavor of tofu is largely influenced by it's proximity to other food-stuffs.

Meh, I'll stick with scrambled eggs.

378 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:27:12pm

BTW, when it comes to eating liver, I am most definitely a food-bigot.

That shit is nasty.

379 goddamnedfrank  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:28:16pm

re: #377 Slumbering Behemoth

I get the impression that the flavor of tofu is largely influenced by it's proximity to other food-stuffs.

Meh, I'll stick with scrambled eggs.

Do you eat scrambled eggs plain? I hardly eat anything just plain, especially not eggs, Pepper Plant habanero sauce is my constant companion.

380 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:29:36pm

re: #378 Slumbering Behemoth

BTW, when it comes to eating liver, I am most definitely a food-bigot.

That shit is nasty.

I hate eating fried Liver - but i am addicted to coarse pate.

Go figure.

381 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:36:12pm

re: #379 goddamnedfrank

Do you eat scrambled eggs plain?

Not often, but I know how to cook scrambled eggs.

Advantage: Chicken.

382 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:37:20pm

re: #380 wozzablog

I hate eating fried Liver - but i am addicted to coarse pate.

You are the 1%. Asshole.
/kidding

383 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:38:51pm

re: #382 Slumbering Behemoth

You are the 1%. Asshole.
/kidding

You are just lucky I'm not an elitist with it, pleb.

/

384 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:39:32pm

re: #379 goddamnedfrank

BTW, I sometimes like this with scrambled eggs.

385 Varek Raith  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:39:49pm

re: #383 wozzablog

You are just lucky I'm not an elitist with it

/

Image: d2e36700_QuiteRly.jpg

386 Kragar  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:41:04pm

re: #380 wozzablog

I hate eating fried Liver - but i am addicted to coarse pate.

Go figure.

I know it ends up in sausage, but I can't otherwise bring myself to eat organ meat.

387 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:42:40pm

re: #386 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Same boat. Chorizo got "grandfathered" into my diet because I first ate it without knowing what it was. And even knowing, it's still not as bad as most organ meat.

388 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:43:24pm

re: #375 goddamnedfrank

It's an ingredient protein,...

But, as in so many plant proteins, low in a particular essential amino acid for humans. Soybeans may be the best in this regard, though even the Wiki entry makes some claims which I consider questionably optimistic in this regard. Studies have shown that tofu does not have much methionine and hardly any
cystine (which may not technically be "essential" in all cases but dietary supplementation is likely beneficiary and is related to cysteine.)

Generally I am find with bland foods ( I never add salt to any prepared foods). I just don't like tofu.

389 Kragar  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:45:59pm

re: #387 Slumbering Behemoth

Same boat. Chorizo got "grandfathered" into my diet because I first ate it without knowing what it was. And even knowing, it's still not as bad as most organ meat.

My dad loves lingua, but it makes me gag even thinking about it.

390 engineer cat  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:48:36pm

manhattan melodrama right now on tcm

the movie dllinger saw just before he got shot

391 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:49:11pm

re: #388 freetoken

I never add salt to any prepared foods

'Tis a sin. And if I see any mother-fucker splashing ketchup on my BBQ'ed Tri-Tip, I will peel off their toenails and shove them under their eyelids.

Mea culpa. I dash my scrambled eggs with a bit of table salt. For the iodine, not the flavor.

392 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:51:03pm

re: #391 Slumbering Behemoth

I take kelp tablets specifically because I never add salt to my food.

Call me weird, but I even eat my hard boiled eggs without salt. The yolk is often slightly salty anyway, but most people don't seem to find it enough.

393 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:51:50pm

California guitar trio:

394 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:52:09pm

re: #389 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

My dad loves lingua, but it makes me gag even thinking about it.

Lengua? It's a muscle like any other we eat. I've had a lengua burritos. Very tasty, but overly chewy, like eating a Bazooka Joe burrito.

395 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:53:15pm

re: #394 Slumbering Behemoth

Very tasty, but overly chewy, ...

And thus a candidate for SAUSAGE!!

396 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:53:45pm

re: #392 freetoken

You're weird. But table salt is one of those things. Stop using it regularly, and you actually get to taste the food you're eating.

397 freetoken  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:55:41pm

re: #396 Slumbering Behemoth

But table salt is one of those things. Stop using it regularly, and you actually get to taste the food you're eating.

Yup. I think most people drown their palate with salt and it keeps them from training their senses on the delicate differences between some foods.

398 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:56:02pm

Since I was a youngun, mustard and pepper have been my condiments of choice.

I'm weird, too.

399 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:56:50pm

re: #396 Slumbering Behemoth

You're weird. But table salt is one of those things. Stop using it regularly, and you actually get to taste the food you're eating.

My pops got sworn off added salt by his doctor before I was born - we don't eve cook with it. Consequence when i'm out almost everything tastes over salted.

400 wilburs  Thu, Dec 29, 2011 11:58:07pm

re: #254 Alouette

Eww, who boils pasta for 30 minutes?

the same people who 'chicken fry' steaks

(shudder)

401 freetoken  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:00:18am

re: #398 Slumbering Behemoth

Yes, your tastes are probably considered exotic by some.

But, so are mine. I don't like onions, garlic, salt, or black pepper. I'd fail spectacularly in all those reality cooking competition shows.

I do appreciate the flavorings from mustard seeds though, as well as ginger, capsicum varieties, and so forth.

402 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:00:33am

re: #397 freetoken

For many early immigrants to America, salt was one of the very few "spices" their ancestors had access to.

I still run into people who see me use a spectrum of spices who will say "You use all these awesome flavors. All I grew up with was salt and pepper".

403 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:01:54am

re: #401 freetoken

Yes, your tastes are probably considered exotic by some.

But, so are mine. I don't like onions, garlic, salt, or black pepper. I'd fail spectacularly in all those reality cooking competition shows.

I do appreciate the flavorings from mustard seeds though, as well as ginger, capsicum varieties, and so forth.

YOU DON'T LIKE PEPPER?!?!!?

404 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:02:06am

re: #401 freetoken

I don't like onions, garlic...

That's it. Struck straight from my xmas list, you are.

405 freetoken  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:02:25am

re: #402 Slumbering Behemoth

Humans need to consume sodium in some manner. And, since salt deposits are from evaporate sea water they are also a source of iodine. Thus salt becomes a bit of a precious commodity.

406 freetoken  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:04:41am

re: #403 Varek Raith

YOU DON'T LIKE PEPPER?!?!!?

Black pepper. Anything more than just a trace amount gives me a stomach ache. Don't know why, don't know if it is just psycho-somatic.

If a food needs some additional flavoring something like mustard or rosemary usually does the trick.

407 Kragar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:04:43am

re: #403 Varek Raith

YOU DON'T LIKE PEPPER?!?!!?

Fresh pepper?

[Link: www.dailymotion.com...]

408 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:05:07am

re: #405 freetoken

Salt has many uses necessary to survival.

Using it to dust my Tri Tip? You're future survival is in jeopardy.

409 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:08:29am

re: #406 freetoken

You're still off my xmas list, but mustard and rosemary are bomb.

410 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:12:46am

If something needs flavor, do what I do;
Add hot sauce.

411 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:17:04am

As a rule I don't like spicy foods unless they enhance the ingredients.

I like subtle flavours. Eh.

412 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:18:12am

re: #411 wozzablog

As a rule I don't like spicy foods unless they enhance the ingredients.

I like subtle flavours. Eh.

*Shakes head in disappointment*

413 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:19:24am

re: #410 Varek Raith

There's too many to choose from. I like Sriracha for eggs and hot dogs, Tapatio for tacos and the like, Crystal for hotwings and deviled eggs, Scorned Woman for chili, garlic Ring of Fire for pizza...

414 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:20:43am

BBL - breakfast.

seeing as i'm poorly - it's gonna be cinnamon french toast apple brioche.

415 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:21:41am

re: #413 Slumbering Behemoth

There's too many to choose from. I like Sriracha for eggs and hot dogs, Tapatio for tacos and the like, Crystal for hotwings and deviled eggs, Scorned Woman for chili, garlic Ring of Fire for pizza...

re: #413 Slumbering Behemoth

There's too many to choose from. I like Sriracha for eggs and hot dogs, Tapatio for tacos and the like, Crystal for hotwings and deviled eggs, Scorned Woman for chili, garlic Ring of Fire for pizza...

Six Gun Chili mix if you want a hole in your stomach.
That stuff is awesome.

416 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:23:07am

re: #414 wozzablog

Again, I say!

417 Kragar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:25:40am

re: #410 Varek Raith

If something needs flavor, do what I do;
Add hot sauce.

Shichimi

418 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:27:06am

re: #417 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Shichimi

Ohhh, that looks good.
I'll have see about getting some.

419 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:27:38am

re: #415 Varek Raith

Six Gun Chili mix if you want a hole in your stomach.

I don't. The odd thing is, since my mid to late thirties, the average hot stuff still doesn't burn my tongue, but it now makes my face turn red and I sweat like an idiot.

420 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:28:16am

re: #419 Slumbering Behemoth

I don't. The odd thing is, since my mid to late thirties, the average hot stuff still doesn't burn my tongue, but it now makes my face turn red and I sweat like an idiot.

Yeah, I get terrible heart burn from spicy stuff.
:/

421 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:29:45am

re: #420 Varek Raith

BTW, if you like stuff that burns a hole in your stomach, Scorned Woman could do that.

Tastes so good, but burns so bad.

422 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:30:41am

re: #420 Varek Raith

And let's not mention the 'exit interview'.

423 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:31:47am

re: #421 Slumbering Behemoth

BTW, if you like stuff that burns a hole in your stomach, Scorned Woman could do that.

Tastes so good, but burns so bad.

Doctor told me that giving up spicy foods would help.
I laughed at him.

424 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:32:57am

re: #423 Varek Raith

Help what? Your general acceptance of the blandness of life?
/

425 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:35:08am

re: #424 Slumbering Behemoth

Help what? Your general acceptance of the blandness of life?
/

Iknowrite.

426 engineer cat  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:37:06am

gosh darn you all to heck for a food thread when i'm trying to lose weight

427 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:38:20am

re: #426 engineer dog

gosh darn you all to heck for a food thread when i'm trying to lose weight

428 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:39:10am

re: #425 Varek Raith

Besides, there's products that help with the side effects.

429 engineer cat  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:39:38am

this here is a very funny site

[Link: bettermyths.blogspot.com...]

430 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:42:10am

re: #429 engineer dog

"Okay so christmas right?
many of you are probably having some RIGHT NOW
others are probably having some chinese food
and yet others are probably having sex or ambivalence"

Go on....

431 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:45:31am

re: #430 Slumbering Behemoth

Go on...

PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON!

432 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:48:53am

re: #431 Varek Raith

No.

better get these dudes some weapons
so he does
and then he goes to the dragon king who lives underwater
and he's like yo dude
i want a really great weapon
and the dragon king
who is FUCKING TERRIFIED of Wu K'ung
is like sure dude
have this 3,000 pound sword
(if you're someplace that uses the metric system
I think that's about 7 kilometers)

And then...

433 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:50:59am

re: #432 Slumbering Behemoth

No.

And then...

GUN BLADE!

434 Kragar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:52:23am
435 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:52:57am

re: #434 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Ok.

Image: chaos_space_marine_terminator_storm_bolter_1_large.jpg

SB no likey gun blades.

436 Kragar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:54:23am

re: #435 Varek Raith

SB no likey gun blades.

Chainsaw Gun then?

Image: chaos_space_marine_terminator_storm_bolter_3_large.jpg

437 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:56:32am

re: #433 Varek Raith

GUN BLADE!

No.

have this 3,000 pound sword
(if you're someplace that uses the metric system
I think that's about 7 kilometers)
and Wu K'ung is all like NOPE
TOO LIGHT
and the dragon king is like ohhh shit
okay
here's a 7,000 pound axe
and Wu K'ung is like NOPE
STILL TOO LIGHT
and the dragon king is like well uh okay
all we have is this huge iron bar that some guy used to make the oceans
and the monkey king is like PERFECT
I'LL TAKE IT
the staff is super huge
but it shrinks on command
and it also has its exact total weight written on it
which is like 13,000 pounds

Stave. Just a heavy stave.

438 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:57:45am

re: #435 Varek Raith

Anime gun blades are teh ghey. Warhammer gun blades... not so much.
/

439 Kragar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:58:57am

re: #438 Slumbering Behemoth

Anime gun blades are teh ghey. Warhammer gun blades... not so much.
/

The Emperor smiles upon you.

440 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 12:59:50am

re: #429 engineer dog

BTW, nice job, ass. As you're trying to shed weight and complaining about food comments, I am trying to shed random crazy humor sites, and you just give me another one to waste time on.
/

441 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:02:16am

I'm going back to bed.
Later you weirdos.

442 engineer cat  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:02:57am

re: #440 Slumbering Behemoth

BTW, nice job, ass. As you're trying to shed weight and complaining about food comments, I am trying to shed random crazy humor sites, and you just give me another one to waste time on.
/

turnabout is fair play!

443 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:05:48am

re: #442 engineer dog

we were supposed to get peaches for this sweet party the queen is throwing
and Wu K'ung is like THE QUEEN'S THROWING A PARTY
AND I'M NOT INVITED?
BUUUUUULLLLSHIT
so he casts a spell on the fairies
(it doesn't say what kind of spell
just any old spell
like maybe he set them on fire or bought them cotton candy
or just tattooed "STEAK" on all their foreheads
whatever)

Hilariously absurd, random streams of consciousness. Much better than Fjordman's shit.

444 engineer cat  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:07:08am

re: #443 Slumbering Behemoth

Hilariously absurd, random streams of consciousness. Much better than Fjordman's shit.

fucker can write!

445 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:10:55am

the effort expended making cinnamon brioche french toast and the restorative effects seem to have come out a wash. Still, there's always room for dihydrocodeine.

446 researchok  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:13:35am

Morning, all

447 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:14:24am

re: #446 researchok

morning

448 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:14:59am

re: #444 engineer dog

so one guy throws this magic diamond ring at Wu K'ung
which knocks him out and then ties him up
this is a serious ring my friends
this is the kind of ring i would give as an engagement ring
because then if my fiancee tried to run away
BAM
ROPES AND UNCONSCIOUSNESS
I am just not very confident in my personal charisma is all ok?

It's like listening to an adolescent meth head tell a story, without the inherent sadness of acknowledging there is such a thing as adolescent meth heads. And it's damn funny.

449 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:20:24am
so I think the moral of this story
is if you find yourself outmatched by a superior opponent
don't fuck around
call Buddha FIRST

Point.

450 goddamnedfrank  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:26:26am

Seriously, what the fuck?

'I’m a cop, I can do whatever I want' off-duty policeman shouts before 'executing guy in bar' over a game of darts.

...

An altercation allegedly broke out after the police officer told one of the friends 'I’m better at darts than you are', Chris Hull, 39, told Patch.com.

'My buddy says, "Aw, you suck at darts". (The man) says, "That’s why I’m a cop, I can do whatever I want to do".'

Hull tsaid [sic] his friend asked; 'Really, you can do anything?'

The police officer then pulled out his gun, Hull claimed and after the group repeatedly asked him to put it away he 'pops three rounds into my friend Sam'.

451 Kragar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:28:05am

re: #450 goddamnedfrank

Seriously, what the fuck?

Holy shit.

452 goddamnedfrank  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:29:50am

re: #451 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Holy shit.

Forget it Jake, it's Riverside.

453 researchok  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:30:03am

re: #450 goddamnedfrank

Guns in bars.

Another milestone in human development.

454 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:32:07am

Curse you, E-Dog. I am now stuck on that site.

Laters all.

455 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:33:27am

re: #453 researchok

Guns in bars.

Another milestone in human development.

But just remember, if everyone in that bar had had a gun things would have turned out ok.

/wingnut logic

456 researchok  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:37:30am

I'm fascinated as to how many cable channels seem to be obsessed with Sasquatch, historical aliens, Nostradamus and end times.

457 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:38:57am

re: #456 researchok

I'm fascinated as to how many cable channels seem to be obsessed with Sasquatch, historical aliens, Nostradamus and end times.

Storage Wars is awesome though.

But yeah, largely the documentary channels are trash.

458 researchok  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:40:21am

re: #457 wozzablog

Storage Wars is awesome though.

But yeah, largely the documentary channels are trash.

And lets' not forget the Housewives franchise.

459 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:41:43am

re: #458 researchok

And lets' not forget the Housewives franchise.

Oy. and indeed, Vey.

460 Kragar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:41:54am

re: #458 researchok

And lets' not forget the Housewives franchise.

Reality shows are crap.

461 researchok  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:42:19am

re: #460 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Reality shows are crap.

Scripted crap

462 researchok  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:43:00am

All part of the dumbing down process

463 researchok  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 1:46:42am

What I find fascinating is how many people will watch a 60 minute show on whales or some other science/health programming and walk away believing they are as conversant in the subject matter as the people who have spent a lifetime studying the subject material.

464 goddamnedfrank  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 2:14:16am

re: #456 researchok

I'm fascinated as to how many cable channels seem to be obsessed with Sasquatch, historical aliens, Nostradamus and end times.

LOL, Ranae Holland, the skeptic biologist on Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot series is a friend of mine, known her for over sixteen years.

465 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 3:11:43am

So much for sleep.
And there's nothing on tv.
:(

466 Gretchen G.Tiger  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 3:18:11am

Morning all!

I haven't paid attention to the world in a couple of days. Is it still here?

And are you in it?

467 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 3:22:23am

Contains language and violence.
Funny as hell.

468 Kragar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 3:27:04am

re: #464 goddamnedfrank

LOL, Ranae Holland, the skeptic biologist on Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot series is a friend of mine, known her for over sixteen years.

469 Gretchen G.Tiger  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 3:27:09am

It's relatively warm and raining in the Very Far Western Parts of Chicagoland. We've been having unseasonably Autumn-like weather.

Allergies are rampant.

470 Gretchen G.Tiger  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 3:32:03am

So if an Abominable Snowgirl and the Sasquach got together would it be illegal in some states/churches?

471 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 3:37:50am

re: #470 ggt

So if an Abominable Snowgirl and the Sasquach got together would it be illegal in some states/churches?

You're...
Odd.
/

472 Kragar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 3:40:57am

re: #470 ggt

So if an Abominable Snowgirl and the Sasquach got together would it be illegal in some states/churches?

Not if they're both Christians and can provide the paperwork that they're both in the US legally.

473 wheat-dogg  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 4:02:49am

re: #280 Slumbering Behemoth

Go sell your placenta shampoo and your stupid hemp wallets to someone else, asshole.

Placenta shampoo? How could you get close enough to even wash it? ...

Oh.

Gross. Is that kind of product even legal?

474 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 4:08:36am
475 Kragar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 4:10:36am

Meanwhile, I've named my new Dragonborn Korgoth

476 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 4:14:50am

re: #475 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

My burnout sister got a dog for Christmas... named him "Legolas". Poor fucking dog. All the other dogs will make fun of him.

477 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 4:18:50am

re: #474 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Thats what she... then I took an arrow to the knee...

See my 467.
:P

478 wheat-dogg  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 4:19:13am

Speaking of names, and referring to the original post, are there really still girls named Gidget?

479 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 4:24:10am

re: #477 Varek Raith

You know, I never click "recommended by Youtube" videos. That's the first time I'd ever heard of the "arrow to the knee" internets thingie. Pretty fucking funny.

480 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 4:26:03am

re: #479 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

You know, I never click "recommended by Youtube" videos. That's the first time I'd ever heard of the "arrow to the knee" internets thingie. Pretty fucking funny.

FUS RO DAH!!!!

481 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 4:27:22am

re: #480 Varek Raith

Yeah! (Idon'tknowwhatthatmeans)

482 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 4:28:50am

[Link: knowyourmeme.com...]

re: #481 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Yeah! (Idon'tknowwhatthatmeans)

[Link: elderscrolls.wikia.com...]

483 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 4:30:13am

Also, check my avatar.
;)

484 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 4:39:27am

re: #483 Varek Raith

I'll never grab a hold of "gaming" culture.

485 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 4:46:03am

re: #484 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Which is not a condemnation of gaming culture. I just don't get it.

486 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 4:53:31am

re: #485 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Which is not a condemnation of gaming culture. I just don't get it.

S'ok.
:P

487 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 5:37:50am

re: #485 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Which is not a condemnation of gaming culture. I just don't get it.

"I used to make jokes about arrows in knees. Then I got laid."

488 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 5:38:35am

North Korea tells world to 'expect no change'

"We declare solemnly and confidently that the foolish politicians around the world, including the puppet group in South Korea, should not expect any change from us."

From the NDC - which is thought to be the country's top decision-making body - said North Korea would "never deal" with South Korean leader Lee Myung-bak.

The NDC also criticised Seoul's "unforgivable" decision to allow only two non-official delegations to cross the border to pay their respects to Mr Kim.

Meet the new boss.

489 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 5:39:52am

The boy dictator is off to a running start.

490 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 5:40:56am

Happy, happy, joy, joy.

491 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 5:41:50am

re: #489 Gus 802

The boy dictator is off to a running start.

You think he's got real power? Seems like the military is more or less in control now.

492 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 5:46:06am

re: #491 Sergey Romanov

You think he's got real power? Seems like the military is more or less in control now.

They're obviously guiding him through but he will be the ultimate authority as the supreme leader. Or that is to say I'm sure he doesn't think much different than his tutors at this time. So others will say, "that's not him speaking," but it is and there it stands. Another temper tantrum from North Korea leading to another meeting between the US and Beijing with North Korea absent.

Something like that. You have to realize I just got about 6 hours of sleep and woke up with another damn cramp on my calf muscle.

493 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 5:46:10am
494 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 5:47:09am
495 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 5:48:24am

re: #493 Obdicut

North Korea Vows to Increase Its Levels of Insanity

All jokes aside though that is my gut feeling however. I felt it while reading the BBC News article. That things might get worse.

496 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 5:51:15am
497 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 5:56:18am

re: #495 Gus 802

I always expect things to get worse.

498 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 5:57:53am

re: #497 Obdicut

I always expect things to get worse.

Yep. And unlike the cliche, "sometimes things get worse before they get better," they instead turn worse before they finally collapse in a writhing death.

499 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 5:59:03am

Ron Paul’s Base

Check out the photo!

500 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:00:17am
501 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:01:06am

re: #498 Gus 802

Yep. And unlike the cliche, "sometimes things get worse before they get better," they instead turn worse before they finally collapse in a writhing death.

That which doesn't kill you makes you stronger except all the things that actually make you weaker, like polio.

502 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:01:42am

re: #498 Gus 802

Yep. And unlike the cliche, "sometimes things get worse before they get better," they instead turn worse before they finally collapse in a writhing death.

I think in North Korea it's eventually going to boil down to some conspiracy of fed-up junior officers pulling things down through an attempted (or successful coup). Which, unfortunately, will probably not go far in fixing things since they'll be too busy trying to maintain power rather than addressing the country's real problems. So it might turn into that bizarre banana republic-like bit of rotating juntas. Except it has nukes rather than bananas. And China sitting on the northern border.

503 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:05:24am

re: #502 oaktree

Myanmar, basically.

504 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:06:14am

re: #503 Obdicut

Myanmar, basically.

Good comparison. Another "Hermit Kingdom".

505 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:06:55am

Heh. This is appropriate for many LGF threads:

Image: react.jpg

506 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:07:49am

WTF. Verizon going to start charging $2 if you pay your bill on-line?

Calling it a "convenience fee".

507 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:11:45am

re: #502 oaktree

I think in North Korea it's eventually going to boil down to some conspiracy of fed-up junior officers pulling things down through an attempted (or successful coup). Which, unfortunately, will probably not go far in fixing things since they'll be too busy trying to maintain power rather than addressing the country's real problems. So it might turn into that bizarre banana republic-like bit of rotating juntas. Except it has nukes rather than bananas. And China sitting on the northern border.

No change.

508 Eventual Carrion  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:16:30am

re: #115 Slumbering Behemoth

[snip]

:sigh: Age ≠ Wisdom. Never has.

Growing older is mandatory, wiser not so much.

509 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:23:07am

re: #506 oaktree

WTF. Verizon going to start charging $2 if you pay your bill on-line?

Calling it a "convenience fee".

BOA used to charge 10 bucks.

510 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:23:25am

re: #509 Gus 802

BOA used to charge 10 bucks.

Not online though. That was for pay by phone. Still.

511 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:23:56am

re: #508 RayFerd

Growing older is mandatory, wiser not so much.

Even wise men are foolish.

512 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:30:37am
513 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:35:17am

As seen on Youtube.

First comment:

As a Microbiologist I can say that Genetically modified foods are indeed dangerous for people and the environment. Not only are pesticidal and herbicidal genes actually inserted into the plants your body will assimilate them as you break them down during digestion. But Round-up the leading and most dangerous of all weed killers is sprayed directly on all GMO crops. These weed killers are oil based so no matter how much you try to clean them they will still be poisonous to people. Nice try Penn!! -- monkeybuttman8

Followed up by:

The GMO food have terminator genes also that will cause the next generation of fertlized seeds not to germinate. So in essence when these plants cross pollinate with other plants in the normal food supply they will no longer be viable, so eventually there will be NO food at all because all the plants will be sterile, kind of like bananas are now. -- monkeybuttman8

514 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:36:01am

re: #509 Gus 802

BOA used to charge 10 bucks.

Ah. I see now. 3.7 new Android users. Probably on 2-year contracts (which obviously allow Verizon to monkey with fees without voiding the contract.) Locked-in cash cow ready to be milked.

If you go auto-pay they like that since it's nailed down cashflow. If you pay by check it's inconvenient to both sides, but they figure you'll cave since what is $2 and clicking a few buttons compared to all the trouble of checks, stamps, envelopes, etc. on a monthly basis.

515 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:37:38am

re: #513 Gus 802

As seen on Youtube.

First comment:


Followed up by:

Yea. Like Round-Up isn't sprayed on any crops now... (GMO or otherwise)

516 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:42:10am

re: #515 oaktree

Yea. Like Round-Up isn't sprayed on any crops now... (GMO or otherwise)

That's where GM agricultural products can reduce the need for pesticides.

517 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:44:18am

Stem cell research. Genetic modification. GMOs.

518 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:45:24am

re: #517 Gus 802

You said rightly recently - Luddites.

Do you have "GMO-free" ad gimmick in the US?

519 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:46:50am

re: #518 Sergey Romanov

You said rightly recently - Luddites.

Do you have "GMO-free" ad gimmick in the US?

Not that I've seen but then again I avoid Whole Foods like the plague. There is one very popular but I forgot what it was at the moment.

520 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:47:23am

re: #518 Sergey Romanov

You said rightly recently - Luddites.

Do you have "GMO-free" ad gimmick in the US?

GLUTEN-FREE! That's the one.

521 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:48:13am

re: #519 Gus 802

In Russia it's everywhere - "genetically modified veggies weren't used" blah blah.

522 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:49:11am

re: #521 Sergey Romanov

In Russia it's everywhere - "genetically modified veggies weren't used" blah blah.

Yeah. Thanks goodness that before this foods were never genetically modified or manipulated. It's kind of like intelligent design if you ask me.

523 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:49:32am

IT'S AN AMERICAN-JEWISH PLOT BY ILLUMINATI FREEMASONS AGAINST OUR MOTHER CHURCH! GENETICALLY MODIFIED PRODUCTS ARE MADE BY SATAN AND ARE INJECTED WITH FETUS CELLS!!! THEY LEAD TO SODOMY AND LIBERALISM!!!!1

524 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:50:04am

bbl

525 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:51:14am

re: #523 Sergey Romanov

But only THEY are anti-science! Heh, I just laugh sometimes.

And gluten free only makes sense if you have Celiac disease.

526 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:51:26am

re: #518 Sergey Romanov

You said rightly recently - Luddites.

Do you have "GMO-free" ad gimmick in the US?

Yes.

527 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:52:43am

re: #513 Gus 802

Ah yes, the Internet Scientist. A classic meme. FAIL

528 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:54:26am

re: #527 Dark_Falcon

Ah yes, the Internet Scientist. A classic meme. FAIL

Another case where a little knowledge is arguably more dangerous than no knowledge at all. Generates a sense of false security (or authority).

529 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:54:27am

re: #527 Dark_Falcon

Ah yes, the Internet Scientist. A classic meme. FAIL

Pesticidal and herbicidal genes actually inserted into the plants your body will assimilate them as you break them down during digestion!!

Ron Paul!

530 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:57:07am

re: #525 Gus 802

But only THEY are anti-science! Heh, I just laugh sometimes.

And gluten free only makes sense if you have Celiac disease.

It gets promoted as a "treatment" for autism. Jenny McCarthy played a key role in popularizing it. It's a requirement for food served at the annual "Autism One" conference out at the Lombard Westin (Chicago metro area).

Those sane people seeking an event they might actually enjoy at the Lombard Westin should check out Adepticon in March. Especially if you are a Warhammer 40K fan, because that Con is great for 40K.

531 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 6:59:00am

re: #519 Gus 802

Not that I've seen but then again I avoid Whole Foods like the plague. There is one very popular but I forgot what it was at the moment.

I think Frito-Lay is pushing that on all their snacks that use corn. But there's also the FDA telling sellers to not to market with that claim. Plus some investigation has shown (South Africa?) that products claiming to be GMO free aren't. So it boils down to the typical marketing and labeling bullshit.

532 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:03:43am

re: #530 Dark_Falcon

It gets promoted as a "treatment" for autism. Jenny McCarthy played a key role in popularizing it. It's a requirement for food served at the annual "Autism One" conference out at the Lombard Westin (Chicago metro area).

Those sane people seeking an event they might actually enjoy at the Lombard Westin should check out Adepticon in March. Especially if you are a Warhammer 40K fan, because that Con is great for 40K.

Or fluoride and chlorine. No one is saying that GMOs should be unregulated. They should be and are regulated and to deny its usefulness is ludicrous and counter to societal evolution which involves a high reliance on science and technology. Genetic modification is also involved in stem cell research.

533 Simply Sarah  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:04:36am

re: #530 Dark_Falcon

It gets promoted as a "treatment" for autism. Jenny McCarthy played a key role in popularizing it. It's a requirement for food served at the annual "Autism One" conference out at the Lombard Westin (Chicago metro area).

Those sane people seeking an event they might actually enjoy at the Lombard Westin should check out Adepticon in March. Especially if you are a Warhammer 40K fan, because that Con is great for 40K.

The world would be a much better place if Jenny McCarthy and her destructive and utterly misguided attempts at autism activism would just go away. I mean, I know she's not the only one, but she's been a huge face on the movement spreading all sorts of dangerous nonsense that only hurts people.

534 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:11:49am

And always remember to wash your fruits and vegetables!

535 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:11:56am

re: #532 Gus 802

In the US does anti-gmo nonsense have a leftist flavor or is that a general kook thing?

536 Sheila Broflovski  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:13:01am

re: #515 oaktree

Yea. Like Round-Up isn't sprayed on any crops now... (GMO or otherwise)

Watched a PBS show about the potato, most potatoes are GMO and especially bred to produce the extra long shoestring fries that are McD's signature. As a result botanic scientists have warned that monoculturing of potatoes could lead to another potato disaster like they had in the 1840's in Ireland.

Monsanto also does some supervillain stuff with potatoes, splicing in genes from other, non-potato species so that the leaves will produce poison that kills the Colorado Potato Beetle.

537 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:14:05am

re: #535 Sergey Romanov

In the US does anti-gmo nonsense have a leftist flavor or is that a general kook thing?

Crunchy. But yeah a leftist flavor. Gaia centered and all that. Organic foods and a store full of advanced degrees. ;)

538 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:16:36am

re: #536 Alouette

Watched a PBS show about the potato, most potatoes are GMO and especially bred to produce the extra long shoestring fries that are McD's signature. As a result botanic scientists have warned that monoculturing of potatoes could lead to another potato disaster like they had in the 1840's in Ireland.

Monsanto also does some supervillain stuff with potatoes, splicing in genes from other, non-potato species so that the leaves will produce poison that kills the Colorado Potato Beetle.

Poulan's _The Botany of Desire_ had a section on potatoes. He covered the monoculture thing, the heavy pesticide use, and also that the initial attempt to use GMO (Round-up gene) potatoes a number of years back failed due to marketing concerns; e.g. the fast-food franchise that was going to make fries from them backed out.

539 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:17:21am

re: #537 Gus 802

Monsanto!!11

540 Simply Sarah  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:17:24am

Well, my biggest issue with that radical anti-GMO movement is that there certainly are several very serious and valid concerns about what's being done in some cases, since not surprisingly a lot of the work is very shortsighted. The problem is that it becomes really hard to discuss these things when you have a very loud group shouting semi-blindly about GMO stuff in general without regard to what is and isn't worth worrying about.

541 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:18:07am

re: #535 Sergey Romanov

In the US does anti-gmo nonsense have a leftist flavor or is that a general kook thing?

Heavy left lean due to this being a "green" issue. There is some kook content about it from the right as well, but lesser and much more obvious in its craziness (mind control chemicals and such.)

542 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:18:52am

re: #535 Sergey Romanov

In the US does anti-gmo nonsense have a leftist flavor or is that a general kook thing?

It's general. Survivalists are big into it. That's why you seen non-GMO seeds advertised.

543 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:19:46am

re: #540 Simply Sarah

Well, my biggest issue with that radical anti-GMO movement is that there certainly are several very serious and valid concerns about what's being done in some cases, since not surprisingly a lot of the work is very shortsighted. The problem is that it becomes really hard to discuss these things when you have a very loud group shouting semi-blindly about GMO stuff in general without regard to what is and isn't worth worrying about.

But "Frankenfood" is such a lovely sound bite!

Orwell got the "mindless shouting down of discussion" dead-on in _Animal Farm_.

544 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:20:58am

re: #542 Obdicut

I would suspect about the same left/right segments that are symp to Paul.

545 sagehen  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:21:33am

re: #540 Simply Sarah

Well, my biggest issue with that radical anti-GMO movement is that there certainly are several very serious and valid concerns about what's being done in some cases, since not surprisingly a lot of the work is very shortsighted. The problem is that it becomes really hard to discuss these things when you have a very loud group shouting semi-blindly about GMO stuff in general without regard to what is and isn't worth worrying about.

Most of the anti-GMO stuff I've seen is about things like, the farmer isn't allowed to retain seed from his crop to use next year, he has to buy it again. Or if wind pollination gets into the next field over, then Monsanto brings suit against the neighbor and takes their entire crop.

546 Simply Sarah  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:21:39am

And, of course, general breeding and growing practices are also a concern, since you can grow yourself into a corner if you put your eggs too heavily in one basket. No GMOs required for that.

547 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:21:58am

re: #540 Simply Sarah

Well, my biggest issue with that radical anti-GMO movement is that there certainly are several very serious and valid concerns about what's being done in some cases, since not surprisingly a lot of the work is very shortsighted. The problem is that it becomes really hard to discuss these things when you have a very loud group shouting semi-blindly about GMO stuff in general without regard to what is and isn't worth worrying about.

A lot of it is based on faith, anecdotal evidence, and peer pressure. Nuance takes a great deal of effort as opposed to a blanket rejection. Instead of saying well there is room for genetically modified organisms because... all you have to say is GMOs are bad m'kay!

548 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:23:47am

re: #547 Gus 802

It's the same mindset that hails "natural" stuff, whatever it might be, to those pesky "artificial" "chemicals".

549 Simply Sarah  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:23:54am

re: #547 Gus 802

A lot of it is based on faith, anecdotal evidence, and peer pressure. Nuance takes a great deal of effort as opposed to a blanket rejection. Instead of saying well there is room for genetically modified organism because... all you have to say is GMOs are bad m'kay!

It's extra silly because a good deal of GMO work is simply changing something that could/has been changed simply thought selective breeding and planting, just without having to go through generations of selecting for the trait.

550 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:23:59am

re: #539 Sergey Romanov

Monsanto!!11

Haliburton!!1 OLIGARHY!!!11

551 Sheila Broflovski  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:24:11am

re: #538 oaktree

Poulan's _The Botany of Desire_ had a section on potatoes. He covered the monoculture thing, the heavy pesticide use, and also that the initial attempt to use GMO (Round-up gene) potatoes a number of years back failed due to marketing concerns; e.g. the fast-food franchise that was going to make fries from them backed out.

That PBS show was based on Poulan's book.

552 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:24:56am

Hey, Alouette, if you're around, do you know anything of the products of the Kibbutz Revadim? My wife got a necklace with a piece of glass in it that it claims is 2000 years old and has a patina from 'interaction with the soil.'

553 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:25:34am

re: #544 Sergey Romanov

I would suspect about the same left/right segments that are symp to Paul.

It's a bit more complex than that since there are a lot of groups overlapping in that area.

There are serious concerns about maintaining biodiversity and thus groups trying to find and keep "heirloom" varieties of various crops and animals intact genetically. And these will be marketed as well, especially for local use since these have different requirements than crops intended for mass market (and thus needing traits supporting shelf life and transporting without bruising or damage, etc.)

Then you have the interests of survivalists, environmentalists of various stripes, Luddites, etc.

554 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:27:04am

re: #543 oaktree

But "Frankenfood" is such a lovely sound bite!

Orwell got the "mindless shouting down of discussion" dead-on in _Animal Farm_.

Yes, he did. DERP often enough and loudly enough, and you may get your way just because other people are weary of the topic and want some peace. Here on LGF, Charles has the ban button to get rid of such derpers, but it real life its not so simple.

555 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:27:07am

re: #551 Alouette

That PBS show was based on Poulan's book.

Which one? Of the three I've read my favorite is _The Omnivore's Dilemma_.

556 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:29:15am

re: #545 sagehen

Most of the anti-GMO stuff I've seen is about things like, the farmer isn't allowed to retain seed from his crop to use next year, he has to buy it again. Or if wind pollination gets into the next field over, then Monsanto brings suit against the neighbor and takes their entire crop.

Well, that stems from a stupid court decision to allow biological copyright without thinking through some of the potential pitfalls in how to properly apply it.

557 Killgore Trout  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:30:47am

re: #555 oaktree

Which one? Of the three I've read my favorite is _The Omnivore's Dilemma_.

Botany of Desire

558 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:31:36am

Natural things are doubleplusgood for you. Tsunamis, tarantulas, poison ivy and brontosaurus dung.

559 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:32:41am

re: #548 Sergey Romanov

It's the same mindset that hails "natural" stuff, whatever it might be, to those pesky "artificial" "chemicals".

I tried this rather popular "natural" cure on this infection I had on my thigh during the summer. Heard about the usual "this is what the Native American's used" rhetoric. No dice. It took 10 days of 2000mg/day of a synthetic antibiotic to clear it up.

560 Decatur Deb  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:32:49am

re: #525 Gus 802

But only THEY are anti-science! Heh, I just laugh sometimes.

And gluten free only makes sense if you have Celiac disease.

It has a bit more use. Our seriously autistic grand-daughter is one of those who respond quite sharply to wheat and dairy. A wheatbread sandwich guarantees a meltdown and massive headaches for a couple hours. The science on this is incomplete, but the interaction isn't subtle.

561 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:33:45am

re: #558 Sergey Romanov

Natural things are doubleplusgood for you. Tsunamis, tarantulas, poison ivy and brontosaurus dung.

You skipped smallpox and polio.

562 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:34:14am

re: #560 Decatur Deb

It has a bit more use. Our seriously autistic grand-daughter is one of those who respond quite sharply to wheat and dairy. A wheatbread sandwich guarantees a meltdown and massive headaches for a couple hours. The science on this is incomplete, but the interaction isn't subtle.

Yet it still remains to be true that everyone doesn't need it. It's a trend that people buy into because they think it will give them super-human strength or fit-in at the workplace.

563 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:34:47am

re: #561 oaktree

You skipped smallpox and polio.

Those are special precious bonuses for survivors.

564 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:35:31am

re: #560 Decatur Deb

It has a bit more use. Our seriously autistic grand-daughter is one of those who respond quite sharply to wheat and dairy. A wheatbread sandwich guarantees a meltdown and massive headaches for a couple hours. The science on this is incomplete, but the interaction isn't subtle.

I had a manager who was subject to seriously nasty migranes. Was partially traced to a wheat allergy of some sort. So a lot of diet modifications followed, and he was very picky about eating out with us while working projects.

565 Sheila Broflovski  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:36:17am

re: #552 Obdicut

Hey, Alouette, if you're around, do you know anything of the products of the Kibbutz Revadim? My wife got a necklace with a piece of glass in it that it claims is 2000 years old and has a patina from 'interaction with the soil.'

I sell "Roman Glass" jewelry at the Zionist Mall. They are always finding pieces of glass at archaeological sites and these are sold to jewelry makers who use them to make some very beautiful pieces. The patina shades range from deep blue to light green. The Israel Museum certifies the pieces as authentic.

566 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:36:47am

I remember in the late 80s eating bread was a huge trend with the bike messengers in San Francisco. You couldn't turn around without seeing a group of them nibbling on French bread, sour dough, etc. Baguettes were all the rage. It was "good for you" and all that jazz.

567 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:37:40am

re: #559 Gus 802

I tried this rather popular "natural" cure on this infection I had on my thigh during the summer. Heard about the usual "this is what the Native American's used" rhetoric. No dice. It took 10 days of 2000mg/day of a synthetic antibiotic to clear it up.

Did you ask first what the Native American's expected lifespan was while they were using the product rather than antibiotics?

568 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:37:56am

re: #559 Gus 802

I tried this rather popular "natural" cure on this infection I had on my thigh during the summer. Heard about the usual "this is what the Native American's used" rhetoric. No dice. It took 10 days of 2000mg/day of a synthetic antibiotic to clear it up.

You're no liberal!1 You're part of the corporate cabal, taking stuff like that!!1 Just another sheeple DINO!!11

/Firebagger

569 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:38:21am

re: #566 Gus 802

I can imagine those hip bikesters with meter long baguettes in teeth.//

570 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:38:24am

re: #565 Alouette

I thought all Roman glass had those colors, rather than it being from interaction with the soil. That's the bit I'm dubious about. But it's very lovely. Thanks for verifying that it's authentic. My wife will be happy to wear it.

571 Decatur Deb  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:38:34am

re: #562 Gus 802

Yet it still remains to be true that everyone doesn't need it. It's a trend that people buy into because they think it will give them super-human strength or fit-in at the workplace.

Lord no. We only see it as gluten avoidance, and that only for a sub-set of autistics. The hard part is letting her sister cop a Big Mac while she's picking at a bare patty. Oddly, by 6 or 7 she had adopted completely to "her" food limitations, and never wants to cheat in school lunchroom.

572 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:39:24am

re: #568 Dark_Falcon

/Firebagger

"How much is Big Pharma paying you Gus?! Hmmm?! How dare you promote pharmaceutical knowing that it kills billions of 3rd world peoples around the globe yearly! You have blood on your hands!!"

//

573 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:40:12am

re: #566 Gus 802

I remember in the late 80s eating bread was a huge trend with the bike messengers in San Francisco. You couldn't turn around without seeing a group of them nibbling on French bread, sour dough, etc. Baguettes were all the rage. It was "good for you" and all that jazz.

Well, I massively prefer a decent baguette or eating whole wheat to the processed "Wonder" bread I grew up on. Though I also freely admit that I can't get toasted cheese sandwiches as flat as my mother could.

574 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:40:50am

re: #572 Gus 802

"And now... the blood orgy!" [woodland critters]

575 Sheila Broflovski  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:42:08am

re: #570 Obdicut

I thought all Roman glass had those colors, rather than it being from interaction with the soil. That's the bit I'm dubious about. But it's very lovely. Thanks for verifying that it's authentic. My wife will be happy to wear it.

My baby girl is engaged!

576 Decatur Deb  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:42:24am

Off to the neighbors--BBL.

577 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:42:54am

re: #565 Alouette

I sell "Roman Glass" jewelry at the Zionist Mall. They are always finding pieces of glass at archaeological sites and these are sold to jewelry makers who use them to make some very beautiful pieces. The patina shades range from deep blue to light green. The Israel Museum certifies the pieces as authentic.

What did the Romans ever do for us?
;)

578 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:44:23am

Zero calories!

579 sagehen  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:45:46am

re: #560 Decatur Deb

It has a bit more use. Our seriously autistic grand-daughter is one of those who respond quite sharply to wheat and dairy. A wheatbread sandwich guarantees a meltdown and massive headaches for a couple hours. The science on this is incomplete, but the interaction isn't subtle.

Lots of people have allergies and sensitivities of various kinds, it's entirely coincidental to any other medical issue.

580 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:46:17am

re: #578 Gus 802

Zero calories!

Yep. Wood chips. No fat, no GMO too. All natural. Eat wood!

581 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:46:40am

Or one of the worst today, "green". Green this and green that. Just plop that word "green" in front or in back of your business name and your set.

Blackwater XE - A Green Company

582 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:47:28am

re: #580 Sergey Romanov

Yep. Wood chips. No fat, no GMO too. All natural. Eat wood!

Green Wood Chips - Zero Fat, Gluten and Cruelty Free™

//

583 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:48:12am

Napalm Bomb Industries, LLC -- A Green Company™

584 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:48:23am

re: #582 Gus 802

Green Wood Chips - Zero Fat, Gluten and Cruelty Free™

//

Waitaminute...
Trees are people too! Forest kittens!

Daaaamn

EAT AIR!

585 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:49:32am

re: #584 Sergey Romanov

Waitaminute...
Trees are people too! Forest kittens!

Daaamn

EAT AIR!

If a tree screams in the forest!

586 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:50:20am

re: #585 Gus 802

If a tree screams in the forest!

Then the shrooms were natural!

587 Lidane  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:50:54am

Because we haven't seen enough conspiracy theory in 2011:

Right-Wing, Fox & Friends Warn Girl Scouts Promote ‘Liberal Agenda’

Why? Because the Girl Scouts suggest using sites like Snopes and Media Matters to fact check what their members read on the internet.

588 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:51:04am

re: #581 Gus 802

Or one of the worst today, "green". Green this and green that. Just plop that word "green" in front or in back of your business name and your set.

Blackwater XE - A Green Company

They're now called "Academie"*, Gus. I guess you broke your seekrit New World Order Decoder Ring backhanding those Kossacks a couple days ago. You gotta stop doing that, those rings ain't cheap!

*: the new name part is not /sarc. that really is the company's new name.

589 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:51:08am

re: #586 Sergey Romanov

Then the shrooms were natural!

Bracket fungus is just a very slow moving tree predator.

;)

590 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:51:49am

re: #589 oaktree

Bracket fungus is just a very slow moving tree predator.

;)

Gaia's probing tentacles.

591 Simply Sarah  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:52:02am

re: #587 Lidane

Because we haven't seen enough conspiracy theory in 2011:

Right-Wing, Fox & Friends Warn Girl Scouts Promote ‘Liberal Agenda’

Why? Because the Girl Scouts suggest using sites like Snopes and Media Matters to fact check what their members read on the internet.

They also don't kick you out for being lesbian, trans, or an atheist. Damn liberals.

592 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:53:21am

re: #588 Dark_Falcon

They're now called "Academie"*, Gus. I guess you broke your seekrit New World Order Decoder Ring backhanding those Kossacks a couple days ago. You gotta stop doing that, those rings ain't cheap!

*: the new name part is not /sarc. that really is the company's new name.

Yeah, I saw the name change a couple of weeks ago. I was just going for the effect. They have this local business catalog around here and it's all "green" business. Basically, they're largely an ordinary business or two that might be doing some "green" things and get to add the green moniker to their names. Heck I recycle and barely drive so I guess that makes me green. Green, green, green.

593 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:53:50am

re: #582 Gus 802

Green Wood Chips - Zero Fat, Gluten and Cruelty Free™

//

You just have to make sure that Buscemi was cleaned out of the chipper before you use it for market product.
/

594 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:54:12am

re: #593 oaktree

You just have to make sure that Buscemi was cleaned out of the chipper before you use it for market product.
/

Fargo

595 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:55:32am

re: #593 oaktree

You just have to make sure that Buscemi was cleaned out of the chipper before you use it for market product.
/

Wouldn't have gotten the ref till last year.

596 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:55:50am

re: #587 Lidane

Because we haven't seen enough conspiracy theory in 2011:

Right-Wing, Fox & Friends Warn Girl Scouts Promote ‘Liberal Agenda’

Why? Because the Girl Scouts suggest using sites like Snopes and Media Matters to fact check what their members read on the internet.

No, because they allow gay women to be scout masters, whereas gay men are not allowed to hold positions in the Boy Scouts.

597 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:55:56am

re: #580 Sergey Romanov

Yep. Wood chips. No fat, no GMO too. All natural. Eat wood!

Eat souls.
Image: RpRgc.jpg

598 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:56:36am

re: #597 negativ

Eat souls.
Image: RpRgc.jpg

Good God man!

//

599 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:57:06am

re: #592 Gus 802

Yeah, I saw the name change a couple of weeks ago. I was just going for the effect. They have this local business catalog around here and it's all "green" business. Basically, they're largely an ordinary business or two that might be doing some "green" things and get to add the green moniker to their names. Heck I recycle and barely drive so I guess that makes me green. Green, green, green.

I have green eggs!

I got a dozen fresh eggs via my brother's chicken flock. Free range (in the actual sense as compared to the industrial definition) and from birds that I know their names. (Mix of Aracunas, Rhode Island Reds, Brahmins, and a few Golden Wynadots.) Thus mainly brown eggs with a few green ones mixed in*. Fried egg sandwiches and omelets until I run out since I will not use these for baking.

* - Egg shell color is simply different based on the chicken variety laying the egg. No inherent superiority of brown-shell or green-shell over white-shell. Difference is what you're feeding the birds. Since true free range are scavenging about and getting more greens, bugs, etc. they tend to produce very nice eggs. Freshness matters a great deal as well.

600 Simply Sarah  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:57:14am

re: #596 Dark_Falcon

No, because they allow gay women to be scout masters, whereas gay men are not allowed to hold positions in the Boy Scouts.

Although locally there are exceptions, the national stance of the Boy Scouts is that no one gay can be involved at all, either as leaders or scouts.

601 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:58:12am

re: #597 negativ

Eat souls.
Image: RpRgc.jpg

Brain bleach! STAT!

602 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:58:42am

re: #597 negativ

...

603 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 7:59:16am

BOIN IT WID FAIE!

604 Lidane  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:00:16am

re: #596 Dark_Falcon

No, because they allow gay women to be scout masters, whereas gay men are not allowed to hold positions in the Boy Scouts.

Er, what?

The current outrageous outrage on the right centers on a media guide from the Girl Scouts that mentions Media Matters as a fact check site for what their members read on the intertubes. Naturally, Faux News jumped all over it and started asking if the Girl Scouts were promoting a liberal agenda.

605 Killgore Trout  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:01:01am

There's also a cool series of minidocumentaries called Strain Hunters. I think it's cool because the guys are pretty serious and actually care about the plants. They aren't pretending that they want to make rope or hemp fuel but they aren't stupid stoners either. Lots of cool information about history, economics and cultivation techniques.

606 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:01:35am

re: #497 Obdicut

I always expect things to get worse.

That's the spirit!

607 wheat-dogg  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:02:21am

re: #604 Lidane

Reality has a liberal bias, I hear.

608 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:03:43am

re: #607 wheatdogg

Reality has a liberal bias, I hear.

Yep.

PS: not to be confused with left-wing.

609 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:04:57am

re: #608 Sergey Romanov

Yep.

PS: not to be confused with left-wing.

I tend to think that reality has a moderate bias. ;)

610 wheat-dogg  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:06:19am

re: #609 Gus 802

Everything in moderation. Even reality.

611 darthstar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:06:59am

Mornin' everyone...how are things in the real world?

612 wheat-dogg  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:07:35am

Still here. That's a plus, in my book.

613 darthstar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:07:37am

re: #610 wheatdogg

Everything in moderation. Even reality.

I believe in moderation to excess.

614 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:07:43am

re: #611 darthstar

Mornin' everyone...how are things in the real world?

I wouldn't know.

615 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:07:43am

Is this irony?

I never get irony right.

616 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:07:50am

re: #611 darthstar

Mornin' everyone...how are things in the real world?

They just had a reunion in San Diego.

//

617 reine.de.tout  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:08:31am

re: #548 Sergey Romanov

It's the same mindset that hails "natural" stuff, whatever it might be, to those pesky "artificial" "chemicals".

And nevahmind that all "natural" things are made up of - chemicals.

618 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:09:29am

re: #610 wheatdogg

Everything in moderation. Even reality.

What about moderation itself? Should we accept it only moderately?

619 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:09:41am

re: #617 reine.de.tout

And nevahmind that all "natural" things are made up of - chemicals.

Why is a bird's nest natural yet a skyscraper un-natural?

620 wheat-dogg  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:10:41am

re: #618 Sergey Romanov

Enjoy moderation, in moderation, moderately.

621 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:11:04am

re: #619 Gus 802

Why is a bird's nest natural yet a skyscraper un-natural?

For the same reason same-sex relations are unnatural, but blasting them on tv and internet is the most natural thing evah.

622 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:11:17am

re: #619 Gus 802

Why is a bird's nest natural yet a skyscraper un-natural?

What about a bird's nest on a skyscraper?

623 darthstar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:11:21am

re: #615 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Is this irony?

I never get irony right.

There are many ways to be ironic. He chose one of the less optimal ones.

624 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:12:09am

Naturally, bbl.

625 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:12:18am

re: #622 Obdicut

What about a bird's nest on a skyscraper?

Bird of prey habitat in Manhattan...

A raptor grows [up] in Brooklyn.

626 wheat-dogg  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:12:40am

re: #623 darthstar

Maybe this qualifies. One of my students handed in a speech telling people not to pirate music. movies and so on. She copied it off a website.

627 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:12:47am

re: #617 reine.de.tout

And nevahmind that all "natural" things are made up of - chemicals.

LIES!

628 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:13:10am

re: #615 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Is this irony?

I never get irony right.

When skull hit pavement brain go off. Mongo not like pavement. Head hurt.

629 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:13:26am

When it comes to cleaning out the fridge? Sometimes? The container is not worthy trying to save.

630 darthstar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:14:05am

re: #622 Obdicut

What about a bird's nest on a skyscraper?

Rabbits are natural.
Pancakes are man-made, but of natural materials.
Put them together, you get an internet meme...naturally.

631 Killgore Trout  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:14:21am

Israeli airstrike against rocket-launching Palestinians in Gaza Strip kills militant

Israeli aircraft targeted Palestinian militants preparing to launch rockets at Israel from the Gaza Strip early Friday, killing one militant, the military said.

Gaza’s Health Ministry identified the Palestinian as 21-year-old Muaman Abu-Daf and said one other Palestinian was wounded.

632 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:14:39am

Justin Bieber... natural?

633 darthstar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:14:59am

re: #628 Gus 802

When skull hit pavement brain go off. Mongo not like pavement. Head hurt.

I gave up pavement after it killed Atkins.

634 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:15:24am

re: #633 darthstar

I gave up pavement after it killed Atkins.

I thought ice killed Atkins?

636 darthstar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:16:26am

re: #634 Gus 802

I thought ice killed Atkins?

Ice on pavement. I like ice...it keeps my bourbon cold.

637 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:16:39am

So if ice forms in "the woods" is it natural while ice forming on a sidewalk unnatural? Or are both natural. Therefore slipping on ice and kicking the bucket is a natural cause of death?

Why am I here?

//

638 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:17:40am

re: #637 Gus 802

So if ice forms in "the woods" is it natural while ice forming on a sidewalk unnatural? Or are both natural. Therefore slipping on ice and kicking the bucket is a natural cause of death?

Why am I here?

//

Dude, it's all about the oneness of the ice with rock.

639 darthstar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:17:59am

re: #637 Gus 802

So if ice forms in "the woods" is it natural while ice forming on a sidewalk unnatural? Or are both natural. Therefore slipping on ice and kicking the bucket is a natural cause of death?

Why am I here?

//

Ice in the woods is natural.
Ice on the sidewalk is a liability.

640 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:18:48am

re: #639 darthstar

Ice in the woods is natural.
Ice on the sidewalk is a liability.

This message was brought to you by the California Bar Association.

//

641 The Left  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:19:21am

re: #634 Gus 802

I thought ice killed Atkins?

Never charged. /

642 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:19:34am

re: #639 darthstar

Ice in the woods is natural.
Ice on the sidewalk is a liability.

Ice in your drink is an asset. Unless you're drinking it neat.

643 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:19:34am

re: #615 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Is this irony?

I never get irony right.

Image: he-is-an-irony-little-guy.jpg

644 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:19:42am

re: #641 iceweasel

Never charged. /

Vanilla or Tea?

//

645 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:20:30am

Ice... then Iceweasel shows up! What the heck is going on here man!?

//

646 The Left  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:20:37am

re: #644 Gus 802

Vanilla or Tea?

//

How you doing, Comrade Gus?

Comrade Senga says hello.

647 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:20:42am
648 The Left  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:21:19am

re: #645 Gus 802

Ice... then Iceweasel shows up! What the heck is going on here man!?

//

The batsignal went off!

649 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:21:42am

re: #646 iceweasel

How you doing, Comrade Gus?

Comrade Senga says hello.

Tell Senga her fellow Meowist say hello back.

Oh. Waking up and recovering from my meeting with Dewar's. Youse?

650 darthstar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:22:07am

re: #644 Gus 802

Vanilla or Tea?

//

Thank you. I didn't want to be the one to make the cultural reference to a really bad boy-band reject rapper.

651 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:22:13am

And Killer's on the sleeping bag.

652 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:22:20am

re: #649 Gus 802

Tell Senga her fellow Meowist say hello back.

Oh. Waking up and recovering from my meeting with Dewar's. Youse?

Is that even English???

653 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:22:26am

re: #604 Lidane

Er, what?

The current outrageous outrage on the right centers on a media guide from the Girl Scouts that mentions Media Matters as a fact check site for what their members read on the intertubes. Naturally, Faux News jumped all over it and started asking if the Girl Scouts were promoting a liberal agenda.

I can understand them doing that. Media Matters has had a serious hate for Fox News right from the get-go.

654 darthstar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:22:34am

re: #648 iceweasel

The batsignal went off!

To the icecapades!

655 The Left  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:22:54am

re: #649 Gus 802

Tell Senga her fellow Meowist say hello back.

Oh. Waking up and recovering from my meeting with Dewar's. Youse?

Sounds entertaining! Your meeting with Dewars. :)
Not much new here, Jimmah is out running an errand, I'm making turkey fennel soup.

656 darthstar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:23:19am

re: #652 Varek Raith

Is that even English???

It's a blend. Dewar's, that is.

657 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:23:53am

re: #655 iceweasel

Sounds entertaining! Your meeting with Dewars. :)
Not much new here, Jimmah is out running an errand, I'm making turkey fennel soup.

Oh. The temps have risen! 50s and up to 60 the other day. Mongo like.

658 darthstar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:24:20am

re: #653 Dark_Falcon

I can understand them doing that. Media Matters has had a serious hate for Fox News right from the get-go.

Lying cocksuckers tend to get under the skin of groups who focus on honesty like that.

659 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:24:20am

MONGO NO LIKE NO UNDERSTANDING!!!
/

660 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:25:53am

re: #658 darthstar

Lying cocksuckers tend to get under the skin of groups who focus on honesty like that.

Yeah. I like Media Matters. But Eric B. gets to be a little overbearing sometimes. He's like the Energizer Bunny.

661 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:26:25am

re: #658 darthstar

Lying cocksuckers tend to get under the skin of groups who focus on honesty like that.

Media Matters is too partisan to be said to "focus on honesty". They only blow the whistle when someone on e the right does something they claim as dishonest. I've never seen them target a left-winger.

662 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:26:55am
663 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:31:22am

I can't believe someone said something stupid on television!

//

664 allegro  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:32:00am

re: #661 Dark_Falcon

Media Matters is too partisan to be said to "focus on honesty". They only blow the whistle when someone on e the right does something they claim as dishonest. I've never seen them target a left-winger.

Because, as everyone knows, because Fox repeatedly lies, misdirects, makes "mistakes" (like over and over again turning misbehaving Rs into Ds), that there MUST be somewhere a left-leaning media outlet that HAS to be doing the same thing.

The MBF dances and dances...

665 darthstar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:33:13am

re: #661 Dark_Falcon
They're watchdogs. That's what they do. They watch dogs. And what do dogs do? They lie. Mine lie around all day.

666 Lidane  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:33:31am

re: #653 Dark_Falcon

I can understand them doing that. Media Matters has had a serious hate for Fox News right from the get-go.

Most people who value honest and intellectual conversation have a serious hate for Fox News. They're nothing but a dishonest propaganda machine. There's a reason why Fox News viewers are LESS informed than people who don't watch the news at all.

667 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:34:02am

re: #664 allegro

Because, as everyone knows, because Fox repeatedly lies, misdirects, makes "mistakes" (like over and over again turning misbehaving Rs into Ds), that there MUST be somewhere a left-leaning media outlet HAS to be doing the sale thing.

The MBF dances and dances...

Just because Fox is bad, doesn't mean some outfit on the left can't screw up badly or do their own version of "lying for Jesus". A proper watchdog will occasionally bite one of their own side, if only to keep them honest.

669 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:34:57am

re: #667 Dark_Falcon

Just because Fox is bad, doesn't mean some outfit on the left can't screw up badly or do their own version of "lying for Jesus". A proper watchdog will occasionally bite one of their own side, if only to keep them honest.

ABC News Cheers GOP Obstruction Of Light Bulb Efficiency Standards

670 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:35:06am

re: #666 Lidane

Most people who value honest and intellectual conversation have a serious hate for Fox News. They're nothing but a dishonest propaganda machine. There's a reason why Fox News viewers are LESS informed than people who don't watch the news at all.

I think confirmation bias is at play with Fox News' devout viewers. So they're not necessarily informing so to speak. People tune in to hear what they want to hear. And it is indeed, how do I put it, stupid shit most of the time.

671 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:35:59am

Sorry, but no network comes even close to the propaganda machine at FoxNews.
Not even close.

672 darthstar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:38:30am

re: #667 Dark_Falcon

Just because Fox is bad, doesn't mean some outfit on the left can't screw up badly or do their own version of "lying for Jesus". A proper watchdog will occasionally bite one of their own side, if only to keep them honest.

Fox isn't bad, they're dishonest. But hang onto that "both sides do it...I'm sure they do" dream of yours. Just hold it loosely, but don't let go. If you grip it to tightly, you're gonna lose control.

673 lawhawk  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:38:57am

re: #671 Varek Raith

TMZ? /

But I'm a lawyer /harvey levin

674 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:39:16am

re: #673 lawhawk

TMZ? /

But I'm a lawyer /harvey levin

They have a cable channel?

675 darthstar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:39:19am

re: #669 Varek Raith

ABC News Cheers GOP Obstruction Of Light Bulb Efficiency Standards

NOBODY ASKED FOR OPPOSING FACTS!!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPORTING THE NARRATIVE!

676 jaunte  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:39:37am

Fox News on poverty as evidence of sin:

John Stossel: People Affected By Government Shutdown "Shouldn't Be Getting Those Handouts Anyway."

Ben Stein Claimed That "A Lot Of" The Unemployed "Would Not Prefer To Go To Work."

Fox Business Scolded Poor People For Not Being "Ashamed" Enough By Their Poverty.
[Link: mediamatters.org...]

677 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:40:26am

re: #669 Varek Raith

ABC News Cheers GOP Obstruction Of Light Bulb Efficiency Standards

Well, that's not exactly what I was looking for, but it is different. Thank you, Varek.

678 darthstar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:40:39am

re: #672 darthstar

And yes, I am using .38 Special lyrics. If DF can invoke the MBF, I can invoke the gods of southern rock. Now if you'll all give me three steps, I've got shit to do.

679 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:42:34am

Some would argue that everything on television is propaganda. Of course propaganda is a spectrum with varying degrees. The primary function of course is advertising. Others see football as form of propaganda or conditioning. The list goes on and on.

680 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:43:57am

re: #678 darthstar

And yes, I am using .38 Special lyrics. If DF can invoke the MBF, I can invoke the gods of southern rock. Now if you'll all give me three steps, I've got shit to do.

I'm invoking the MBF right now for some magic dust, because I've got to fly.

BBL

681 darthstar  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:44:29am

Okay...it's after 8:30...time to get my ass moving. Run the dogs, go to the club...clean house...all shit I can't do online.

682 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:45:31am

There. Now I feel better about myself.

//

683 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:46:44am

re: #677 Dark_Falcon

Well, that's not exactly what I was looking for, but it is different. Thank you, Varek.

Gah, positive energy!
I'm melting!
/

685 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:48:30am
686 Killgore Trout  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:49:49am

re: #661 Dark_Falcon

Media Matters is too partisan to be said to "focus on honesty". They only blow the whistle when someone on e the right does something they claim as dishonest. I've never seen them target a left-winger.

True. I don't expect the Magical Balance Fairy but there's some really stupid stuff going on with lefty outlets these days. Just recently Maddow made the stupid claim that diplomatic solutions with Iran had been outlawed. Just as stupid and dishonest as anything on Fox News. A certain amount of intellectual honesty means the same rules about honesty should be applied to both sides. I stopped checking media matters a while ago and I don't miss it.

687 albusteve  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:49:56am

re: #684 Varek Raith

Craig Romney Suggests His Father Won’t Release Tax Returns Until Obama ‘Releases His Grades And Birth Certificate’
HURRDURRDERP

Mitts income is no more relevant than BO's grades...it's a stupid voyeurs game

688 lawhawk  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:50:12am

Two abortion providers in NJ are under arrest on multiple murder charges, including carrying out illegal late term abortions. One woman was seriously injured after her bowels were perforated during a procedure. Instead of calling 911, the doctors drove her to an ER and then refused to provide critical information. Police opened investigations thereafter, and revealed another house of horrors:

Dr. Steven Brigham, of Voorhees, N.J., was arrested Wednesday night in New Jersey and was being held in the Camden County Jail on Thursday, police told The Cecil Whig newspaper. Authorities also arrested Dr. Nicola Irene Riley, of Salt Lake City, Utah, on Wednesday night. Riley was being held in the Salt Lake City Jail. Both are awaiting an extradition hearing ([Link: tinyurl.com...]

Investigators with the Elkton Police Department say they asked police in New Jersey and Utah to arrest the doctors after a Cecil County grand jury handed up indictments against Brigham and Riley earlier Wednesday, capping a 16-month-long investigation.

Police say they began their investigation on in August 2010 after a botched procedure at Brigham's Elkton clinic. Authorities say an 18-year-old woman who was 21 weeks pregnant had her uterus ruptured and her bowel injured, and rather than call 911, Brigham and his colleague Dr. Nicola Riley drove the woman to a nearby hospital, where both were uncooperative and Brigham refused to give his name.

That incident resulted in the murder case against Riley and three of the 11 murder charges against Brigham, prosecutors said. The other charges against Brigham relate to four other illegal abortions he performed at the East High Street Clinic, prosecutors added.

A search of the Elkton clinic after the botched abortion revealed a freezer with 35 late-term fetuses inside, including one believed to have been aborted at 36 weeks.

Brigham started the late-term abortions in New Jersey, where he wasn't permitted to perform them, and finished them a day later in Maryland, where the law is more permissive, authorities said.

689 Killgore Trout  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:51:14am

re: #671 Varek Raith

Sorry, but no network comes even close to the propaganda machine at FoxNews.
Not even close.

True, Fox has far surpassed all other networks for dishonesty.

690 lawhawk  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:52:49am

re: #687 albusteve

The income issue is one that would show that Mitt pays less in tax as a result of reliance on capital gains and interest income than his tax bracket would suggest. It can also potentially show conflicts of interest and sources of income that may shed light on other relationships.

That's why he hasn't released it in the primaries - with an eye towards the general election where Obama could potentially argue that Mitt's tax burden is indicative of what's wrong with the tax code and why we need to make serious changes to the tax code.

691 Lidane  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:53:27am

Are the GOP just bound and determined to look like crazy people in 2012?

Craig Romney Suggests His Father Won’t Release Tax Returns Until Obama ‘Releases His Grades And Birth Certificate’

Video here.

692 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:54:07am

re: #686 Killgore Trout

True. I don't expect the Magical Balance Fairy but there's some really stupid stuff going on with lefty outlets these days. Just recently Maddow made the stupid claim that diplomatic solutions with Iran had been outlawed. Just as stupid and dishonest as anything on Fox News. A certain amount of intellectual honesty means the same rules about honesty should be applied to both sides. I stopped checking media matters a while ago and I don't miss it.

When did Maddow say that?

693 lawhawk  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:55:39am

re: #691 Lidane

The GOP in 2012 - Crazy is the new normal.

694 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:57:16am

re: #686 Killgore Trout

Just as stupid and dishonest as anything on Fox News. .

But that's not what the MBF is all about. The MBF is all about using a single example to 'balance' two sides, even one one side is clearly worse.

Maddow's show, in general, is very well-researched, well-argued, and well put together. She's had a couple of goods, a couple of dishonesties. That doesn't mean she's now comparable to Fox, on which nearly every story has something manipulated, dishonest, or fabricated.

It's perfectly possible to take Maddow to task without comparing her to Fox News, since the comparison really doesn't work.

695 Lidane  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:58:00am

re: #693 lawhawk

The GOP in 2012 - Crazy is the new normal.

On that note:

Ron Paul: Newsletters haven’t hurt me politically

Being openly aligned with white supremacists and homophobes hasn't hurt him at all. If he wins Iowa, that would suggest that the GOP are perfectly fine with that.

696 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:58:07am

re: #690 lawhawk

The income issue is one that would show that Mitt pays less in tax as a result of reliance on capital gains and interest income than his tax bracket would suggest. It can also potentially show conflicts of interest and sources of income that may shed light on other relationships.

That's why he hasn't released it in the primaries - with an eye towards the general election where Obama could potentially argue that Mitt's tax burden is indicative of what's wrong with the tax code and why we need to make serious changes to the tax code.

I believe that Obama released his tax returns in April of 2008. Hillary Clinton followed soon after.

697 reine.de.tout  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:58:17am

re: #692 Varek Raith

When did Maddow say that?

Daily Kos has a story dated 12/28.

698 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:58:36am

re: #678 darthstar

And yes, I am using .38 Special lyrics. If DF can invoke the MBF, I can invoke the gods of southern rock. Now if you'll all give me three steps, I've got shit to do.

"Three steps? 38 Special?"
"Forget it. He's rolling."

699 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:58:43am

re: #696 Gus 802

I believe that Obama released his tax returns in April of 2008. Hillary Clinton followed soon after.

This being within the context of an active primary.

700 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:59:00am

TRENDING: In early book, Rep. Ron Paul criticized AIDS patients, minority rights and sexual harassment victims

Texas Rep. Ron Paul has distanced himself from a series of controversial newsletters from the 1980s and 1990s that bore his name and included inflammatory and racially charged language.

As the newsletters burst into view, first during his 2008 presidential bid and again in recent weeks after he climbed to the front of the Republican race in Iowa, Paul has blamed the writings on ghostwriters. He said he was not aware of the "bad stuff," as he described it.

But one of Paul's own books, published solely under his name, contains several passages that could be problematic as he attempts to push his libertarian message into the political mainstream.

In his 1987 manifesto "Freedom Under Siege: The U.S. Constitution after 200-Plus Years," Paul wrote that AIDS patients were victims of their own lifestyle, questioned the rights of minorities and argued that people who are sexually harassed at work should quit their jobs.

Lets see how the Paulbots spin this.

701 Killgore Trout  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:59:26am

I think a lot of my cynicism has been revived by MSM coverage of OWS. Although most of the security, violence, vandalism and sanitation issues were covered pretty well by small local news outlets the national media elevated OWS to pretty lofty hieghts. NewsWeek even named "the potester" the Person of the Year. Although they were kind of talking about Arab Spring the image they used was an OWS protester. NYT included a whole series of OWS images in their Pictures of the Year slideshow. Despite this shilling the movement only lasted about 10 weeks and even liberals are fleeing the movement as counterproductive and silly. The wheels have come off despite the national MSM telling us this is the most important thing since sliced bread. It was radical, stupid and violent.

702 Simply Sarah  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:59:39am

re: #700 NJDhockeyfan

TRENDING: In early book, Rep. Ron Paul criticized AIDS patients, minority rights and sexual harassment victims

Lets see how the Paulbots spin this.

They'll spin it just like they spin everything else. That is, they'll mostly handwave it away and ignore it.

703 lawhawk  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 8:59:54am

re: #696 Gus 802

Yes, and Obama's tax return was picked through pretty much - covering everything from the proceeds from the book sales to other matters. Same for Hillary's.

704 The Left  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:00:00am

re: #700 NJDhockeyfan

TRENDING: In early book, Rep. Ron Paul criticized AIDS patients, minority rights and sexual harassment victims

Lets see how the Paulbots spin this.

You should probably page that.

705 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:00:13am

re: #696 Gus 802

I believe that Obama released his tax returns in April of 2008. Hillary Clinton followed soon after.

I think Romney's tax returns are actually going to be a bigger deal in this election than they were before. In the recession, with the banks having had a meltdown, Romney's a little screwed. If he releases them, he shows he makes tons of money still from Bain Capital, which made money by asset-stripping companies, and that income is taxed lower than the average worker's salary. If he doesn't release them, this year I think people will actually get angry about that.

706 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:00:50am

re: #704 iceweasel

You should probably page that.

Good idea

707 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:01:20am

re: #701 Killgore Trout

I'm sorry, there was a point where you weren't cynical about the mainstream media coverage?

That's your problem right there.

708 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:01:42am

re: #661 Dark_Falcon

Media Matters is too partisan to be said to "focus on honesty". They only blow the whistle when someone on e the right does something they claim as dishonest. I've never seen them target a left-winger.

Uh, why would they, since they're monitoring conservatives by definition?

709 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:01:58am

re: #697 reine.de.tout

Daily Kos has a story dated 12/28.

Thank you.
Watching the vid of her show now.

710 Simply Sarah  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:02:09am

re: #705 Obdicut

I think Romney's tax returns are actually going to be a bigger deal in this election than they were before. In the recession, with the banks having had a meltdown, Romney's a little screwed. If he releases them, he shows he makes tons of money still from Bain Capital, which made money by asset-stripping companies, and that income is taxed lower than the average worker's salary. If he doesn't release them, this year I think people will actually get angry about that.

This is why I think he's probably going to do his best to weasel out of doing it if at all possible. It's likely his campaign feels that the damage that would be done by releasing them outweighs the damage from keeping it secret.

711 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:02:15am

re: #705 Obdicut

I think Romney's tax returns are actually going to be a bigger deal in this election than they were before. In the recession, with the banks having had a meltdown, Romney's a little screwed. If he releases them, he shows he makes tons of money still from Bain Capital, which made money by asset-stripping companies, and that income is taxed lower than the average worker's salary. If he doesn't release them, this year I think people will actually get angry about that.

I think the only people that will get angry will be Democrats and a few independents.

712 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:02:23am

Some good news:

[Link: techcrunch.com...]

Just in time for the aptly named “Dump GoDaddy” day, our favorite PR piñata GoDaddy just emailed a number of press, with a fresh statement from new CEO Warren Adelman.

From the email …

The statement is from our newly appointed CEO, who makes it clear, we don’t just ‘not support SOPA,’ Go Daddy OPPOSES SOPA.

Hehe.

713 sattv4u2  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:02:36am

re: #701 Killgore Trout

this is the most important thing since sliced bread

What was the most important thing PRIOR to sliced bread!?!?!
/
(and btw,,,,, imho,, "sliced bread" isn't all that important ,,, I mean,, I have knives in my house!!!)

714 Lidane  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:03:30am

re: #700 NJDhockeyfan

TRENDING: In early book, Rep. Ron Paul criticized AIDS patients, minority rights and sexual harassment victims

Lets see how the Paulbots spin this.

It's a leftist conspiracy! Da Jooz! The Bilderbergs! The Fed! GOLD!

Why do you hate America?

715 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:03:42am

re: #711 Gus 802

I think the only people that will get angry will be Democrats and a few independents.

I could be wrong, but I think a lot more independents will get angry about it, this year, since the issues of income discrepancy are so foremost, and the economy is still struggling. Romney hasn't helped himself with his "I'm just like you" gaffes.

716 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:03:48am

re: #632 Gus 802

Justin Bieber... natural?

Now 65% natural!

717 sagehen  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:04:08am

re: #686 Killgore Trout

True. I don't expect the Magical Balance Fairy but there's some really stupid stuff going on with lefty outlets these days. Just recently Maddow made the stupid claim that diplomatic solutions with Iran had been outlawed. Just as stupid and dishonest as anything on Fox News. A certain amount of intellectual honesty means the same rules about honesty should be applied to both sides. I stopped checking media matters a while ago and I don't miss it.

But Maddow was right.

The bill contains a provision—inserted without debate in committee after garnering the majority of its cosponsors—that would outlaw contact between U.S. government employees and certain Iranian officials. This would not just tie the hands of our diplomats, it would prevent U.S. troops in the field—particularly members of the U.S. Navy operating in the tense Persian Gulf—from making military to military contacts with their Iranian counterparts.

Why is this so dangerous? Because in the Persian Gulf, near run-ins between American and Iranian vessels are averted more frequently than many realize. If the no-contact provision were enacted, it would outlaw the U.S. Navy’s bridge-to-bridge communications with Iranian vessels in the Persian Gulf – communications that are crucial to enabling safe transit and preventing confrontation in the often crowded waterways through which 20% of the world’s oil supplies flow.
If an Iranian vessel were to approach aggressively a U.S. vessel – as happens all too often – our sailors would be legally barred from making contact with the offending ship. Our sailors would have to send a request up the chain of command to the President, who would have to submit a waiver to Congress. They would then need to wait 15 days for the waiver to take effect before they would have permission to communicate with the Iranian vessel. These sailors barely have fifteen minutes to defuse these situations, let alone fifteen days.

These dangerous scenarios in the Persian Gulf prompted then-Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Admiral Michael Mullen to warn in October, “If something happens, it’s virtually assured that we won’t get it right, that there will be miscalculations which would be extremely dangerous in that part of the world.”

718 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:04:29am

re: #713 sattv4u2


this is the most important thing since sliced bread

What was the most important thing PRIOR to sliced bread!?!?!
/
(and btw,,, imho,, "sliced bread" isn't all that important ,,, I mean,, I have knives in my house!!!)

Some of us prefer our sandwiches between two loaves of bread. Sliced bread ruined our lives!

719 sattv4u2  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:05:13am

re: #718 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Some of us prefer our sandwiches between two loaves of bread. Sliced bread ruined our lives waist lines !

721 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:05:26am

re: #717 sagehen

No, that doesn't make her right. Preventing contact with some Iranian officials is not preventing contact with all Iranian officials, and even if it did, there's a waiver for the President.

It places severe restrictions on diplomacy in a dangerous way that could cause severe problems, like the ship scenario above. But it doesn't ban diplomacy.

722 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:05:58am

re: #715 Obdicut

I could be wrong, but I think a lot more independents will get angry about it, this year, since the issues of income discrepancy are so foremost, and the economy is still struggling. Romney hasn't helped himself with his "I'm just like you" gaffes.

Was Bain Capital ever charged with anything? How about Mitt Romney himself? Everything as far as I can tell has been done legally and above board. Or are certain things now considered immoral and unethical even if they are legal?

723 sattv4u2  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:06:52am

re: #717 sagehen

How does banning some US officials from being in contact with some Iranian officials equal a BAN on ALL diplomacy?!?!

724 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:07:33am

re: #723 sattv4u2

How does banning some US officials from being in contact with some Iranian officials equal a BAN on ALL diplomacy?!?!

Naturally, it would depend on what officials exactly are "banned".

725 sattv4u2  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:07:53am

re: #722 Gus 802

Was Bain Capital ever charged with anything? How about Mitt Romney himself? Everything as far as I can tell has been done legally and above board. Or are certain things now considered immoral and unethical even if they are legal?

LOOPHOLES!!!
(which means,,,,, working within the confines of the tax system as it currently stands!)

726 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:07:59am

re: #722 Gus 802

Was Bain Capital ever charged with anything? How about Mitt Romney himself? Everything as far as I can tell has been done legally and above board. Or are certain things now considered immoral and unethical even if they are legal?

Of course there's tons of stuff that's immoral and unethical even if it's legal. I'm kind of confused. You don't think so?

727 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:08:13am

re: #723 sattv4u2

How does banning some US officials from being in contact with some Iranian officials equal a BAN on ALL diplomacy?!?!

See, this is a problem.

If the no-contact provision were enacted, it would outlaw the U.S. Navy’s bridge-to-bridge communications with Iranian vessels in the Persian Gulf

728 albusteve  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:09:14am

re: #722 Gus 802

Was Bain Capital ever charged with anything? How about Mitt Romney himself? Everything as far as I can tell has been done legally and above board. Or are certain things now considered immoral and unethical even if they are legal?

of course, that's the whole point...it's ammo to be used against him which is fine with me as long as it's universal for all elected officials...otherwise it's nobody's business but his imo

729 Killgore Trout  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:09:23am

re: #724 Sergey Romanov

Naturally, it would depend on what officials exactly are "banned".

The bill includes a list of terrorist groups that are on the "banned list" but the Presidential waiver clause pretty much negates the "ban" anyways.

730 sattv4u2  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:09:33am

FBV ,, have you seen War Horse yet?

Wifey wants to go in a few hours and I'm debating whether to join her or not

731 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:10:02am

re: #729 Killgore Trout

The bill includes a list of terrorist groups that are on the "banned list" but the Presidential waiver clause pretty much negates the "ban" anyways.

I couldn't find a version of the bill with the list actually attached; I thought it was using the State Department list. It's not?

732 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:11:24am

re: #731 Obdicut

I couldn't find a version of the bill with the list actually attached; I thought it was using the State Department list. It's not?

I'm reading the bill now.
Can't find said list.

733 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:12:33am

re: #729 Killgore Trout

The bill includes a list of terrorist groups that are on the "banned list" but the Presidential waiver clause pretty much negates the "ban" anyways.

Maybe, I don't have a position on whether she is wrong or right. Note however, that neither waivers, nor loopholes prove that the "outlawed" claim is wrong.

734 sagehen  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:12:50am

re: #722 Gus 802

Was Bain Capital ever charged with anything? How about Mitt Romney himself? Everything as far as I can tell has been done legally and above board. Or are certain things now considered immoral and unethical even if they are legal?

to quote Jack Abramoff (who knows whereof he speaks) -- "the real scandal is what people are allowed to do and it *isn't* illegal."

735 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:13:05am

re: #726 Obdicut

Of course there's tons of stuff that's immoral and unethical even if it's legal. I'm kind of confused. You don't think so?

Well is he guilty before proven innocent? I don't blame the DNC for taking advantage of the populist sentiment against the 1%. At the same time I don't blame Romney for not releasing his tax returns since as I've noted this was not done until April of 2008 with Obama and Clinton. At the same time you have to understand that Romney is not exactly running against Obama at this time and is actively in competition with his fellow Republicans. Romney would be a fool to let them take advantage of that.

736 albusteve  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:14:01am

re: #734 sagehen

to quote Jack Abramoff (who knows whereof he speaks) -- "the real scandal is what people are allowed to do and it *isn't* illegal."

like congress feasting on insider trading...something Jack knows a bit about

737 sattv4u2  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:14:27am

re: #735 Gus 802

The hell with Romneys tax returns

I want to see Pauls CAT scans!!
//

738 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:14:38am

Ron Paul slams Barack Obama on drone strikes

COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa — Ron Paul accused President Barack Obama on Thursday of offering suspected terrorists fewer legal protections than Nazi war criminals were given.

The Republican presidential candidate laced into Obama for authorizing the CIA-led drone strike that killed Anwar al-Awlaki, an Al Qaeda leader, in Yemen this September. He reiterated his previously stated position that al-Awlaki’s American citizenship entitled him to due process.
“As bad as they were, you know even Adolf Eichmann finally when he was captured he was taken to Israel. Israel gave him a trial. What did we do with the Nazis — war criminals — after World War II? They got trials. Yeah, and they got what was deserving: they got hung,” Paul told more than 700 voters during a campaign speech at a convention center in western Iowa.

...Many in the crowd booed Obama as Paul raised the issue with no prompting. It’s a signal that he’s unapologetic about his views and unwilling to blur his pacifist foreign policy vision with political expediency. Tellingly, the crowd of loyalists roared with approval.

...“Some just can’t wait ‘til the shooting starts over Iran,” Paul said.

He also warned about the military-industrial complex.

“Nobody will ever dare attack us,” Paul said. “They’re not about to invade this country any time soon.”

I just heard a coo coo clock after reading this.

739 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:14:51am

re: #722 Gus 802

Was Bain Capital ever charged with anything? How about Mitt Romney himself? Everything as far as I can tell has been done legally and above board. Or are certain things now considered immoral and unethical even if they are legal?

I think there are a lot of things that are considered immoral and/or unethical that are legal.

Abortion for one is considered immoral in a lot of circles. (To pick a real obvious example.)

A lot of the financial shenanigans in the past years will probably prove to be legal (or at least not with enough evidence to be proven illegal in a court of law.)

740 sagehen  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:14:57am

re: #733 Sergey Romanov

Maybe, I don't have a position on whether she is wrong or right. Note however, that neither waivers, nor loopholes prove that the "outlawed" claim is wrong.

Okay, to be technical, nothing's been "outlawed." The House voted to outlaw things that may be stripped out of the bill before it clears the Senate and gets signed and becomes a law.

741 Killgore Trout  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:15:19am

re: #731 Obdicut

I couldn't find a version of the bill with the list actually attached; I thought it was using the State Department list. It's not?

I haven't compared it to the Dept o' State list but I think it's pretty much the same. Here's the bill
[Link: www.govtrack.us...]
Sec. 309 has the Banned list

742 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:16:23am

re: #735 Gus 802

Well is he guilty before proven innocent?

I'm not a court of law. Bain Capital certainly did make money through asset-sale of companies, and other methods which resulted in leveraging the companies in a way that killed their jobs but made the investors money. This isn't something you're 'guilty' of, it's a legal business practice that makes lots of people money. I also find it shitty, mercenary, short-sighted behavior.

I don't blame the DNC for taking advantage of the populist sentiment against the 1%.

Why are we talking about the DNC?

At the same time you have to understand that Romney is not exactly running against Obama at this time and is actively in competition with his fellow Republicans. Romney would be a fool to let them take advantage of that.

But if you think only Democrats and a few Independents would care, why would it matter to his chances in the GOP primary if he released them?

743 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:18:53am

re: #741 Killgore Trout

I haven't compared it to the Dept o' State list but I think it's pretty much the same. Here's the bill
[Link: www.govtrack.us...]
Sec. 309 has the Banned list

Bleh, reading that bill was hell.
So needlessly wordy.

744 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:19:06am

re: #730 sattv4u2

FBV ,, have you seen War Horse yet?

Wifey wants to go in a few hours and I'm debating whether to join her or not

No. Nothing about it appeals to me.

745 sattv4u2  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:20:25am

re: #744 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

No. Nothing about it appeals to me.

:(

Same here ,,,, BUT ,,,, for the sake of domestic harmony I foresee 4 hours of my life I'll never get back coming up

746 lawhawk  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:20:29am

re: #738 NJDhockeyfan

Paul is nothing if not consistent on his isolationist stance, and that the US has to cease and desist from all activities overseas, including military actions (including UAV strikes), going after terror groups, and the like.

Paul was opposed to the OBL raid too. He said the raid wasn't necessary and that we should have cooperated with Pakistan (even though Pakistan claimed to not even know he was there, and whose ISI has proven itself to be double dealing and has likely tipped off AQ and other terror groups operating in Pakistan about past operations, even though they did nab KSM).

747 wrenchwench  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:21:41am

re: #744 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

No. Nothing about it appeals to me.

What?!? It has a beautiful horsie!

748 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:21:47am

re: #745 sattv4u2

:(

Same here ,,, BUT ,,, for the sake of domestic harmony I foresee 4 hours of my life I'll never get back coming up

Image: You_Gotta_Do_What_You_Gotta_Do_by_r_w_shilling.jpg

749 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:23:00am

re: #745 sattv4u2

Nothing like that "Post-Schindler's List Spielberg Sex".
/

750 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:23:19am

re: #742 Obdicut

But if you think only Democrats and a few Independents would care, why would it matter to his chances in the GOP primary if he released them?

Because Gingrich might take advantage of that and has already so in a few cases. One has to also consider the fickleness of caucuses and primaries especially in this fluid environment. And I just looked at the Democrats advertisement and all of the Republicans and Democrats they show released their tax returns on the very same year of their election. Now, is Romney making a mistake by making a point that he will not release his tax returns? Yes. But he still has until sometimes early next year when he can do so. If he doesn't then it become a more valid talking point. Right now people are jumping the gun and of course Romney didn't help by saying "I will not release my tax returns any time soon."

751 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:23:23am

re: #749 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Nothing like that "Post-Schindler's List Spielberg Sex".
/

I don't even...

752 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:23:24am

re: #741 Killgore Trout

Those detentions do just refer to the State Department list, but since the only Iranian terror organizations on that list are ones that are anti-government, I think only Hezbollah would stand out as applicable. I think it's more the totally undefined "presents a threat to the United States" part that's the problem. Is a Iranian ship approaching a US one presenting a threat to the United States? Don't we say that Iran as a whole presents a threat to the United States?

That the bill doesn't define that part is a major problem. That is at the decision of the Secretary of State. For visas, that makes sense, since that goes before the State Department anyway. But what about for a ship commander? The way the bill is written seems proscriptive of contact in that circumstance.

753 sattv4u2  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:23:46am

re: #749 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Nothing like that "Post-Schindler's List Spielberg Sex".
/

Not now FBV,, I have a headache!

754 Daniel Ballard  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:27:02am

re: #745 sattv4u2

:(

Same here ,,, BUT ,,, for the sake of domestic harmony I foresee 4 hours of my life I'll never get back coming up

From what I hear, it's sentimental Spielberg in action again. Beat you over the head with the emotional content.

BTW He's rushing his Lincoln movie, in a deliberate effort to sway the election. (spoilers kept out) Hubris.

The studio wants it out late in the year after the elections, to help with the Oscar campaign. An insider fight is on.

755 sattv4u2  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:29:55am

re: #754 Rightwingconspirator

Thanks

yeah ,, from the trailers I've seen and the reviews I've read, maybe I'll bring my walkman and listen to the bowl games that are on!
oh ,, Joy!!

757 sattv4u2  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:32:49am

re: #756 Rightwingconspirator

illustrating hoe

Who you drawing a Ho!?!?!
//

758 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:33:29am

With regards to Romney this is more important:

Romney ran as pro-choice in 1994 after a poll "showed it would be impossible for a pro-life candidate to win"

759 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:34:58am

Tennessee tourist arrested for bringing pistol into 9/11 Memorial

Really, you can’t bring guns into the 9/11 Memorial?

A tourist from Tennessee waltzed into one of the most secure sites in the city — and politely asked a cop if she could check her weapon.

Instead, she was dragged out in cuffs.

Now, Meredith Graves, 39, is facing at least three years in prison for thinking New York’s gun laws are anything like those in the Bible Belt.

Graves, a fourth-year medical student, showed up at the memorial on Dec. 22 to pay her respects during a trip north for a job interview.

She didn’t realize that the loaded .32-caliber pistol in her purse would be a problem until she saw a sign at the site that read, “No guns allowed,” sources said.

“She remembered she had the gun on her,” a source said. She walked up to a security guard and said, “I have this gun. Where can I check it?”

The guard told her that she was in luck because of “law enforcement day” — and led her to another area.

When she got to that section, she asked another cop, “We have this gun — can we check it in here? We [my husband and I] are not law-enforcement.”

That’s when she was arrested.

Graves, who has a full legal carry permit in Tennessee, was locked up on a weapons-possession charge and held on $2,000 bond that she posted yesterday. She is due in court on March 19.

She’ll soon find out exactly how serious New York City is about illegal guns. The Manhattan DA’s Office is pursuing a conviction on felony gun possession — carrying a minimum sentence of 3 1/2 years.

760 sattv4u2  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:35:12am

re: #758 Gus 802

With regards to Romney this is more important:

Maybe he just should have said it's above his paygrade!!

761 sattv4u2  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:38:40am

re: #756 Rightwingconspirator

"certain persons" includes ship commanders, captains, skippers


One skipper is shocked he's on the list!!

[Link: bagofgrab.typepad.com...]

762 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:42:07am

re: #756 Rightwingconspirator

I think the main problem is the vagueness of the bill. If it prohibits contact, does that mean you have to verify the other person isn't someone you shouldn't be talking to? Is the Secretary going to release a list of people that nobody can have contact with? And do we or don't we consider the government of Iran a threat to the United States? The bill as a whole seems to imply we do.

763 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:44:10am

re: #751 Varek Raith

I don't even...

What?

764 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:45:10am

re: #759 NJDhockeyfan

What kind of an idiot doesn't know each state has its own gun laws?

Massively irresponsible.

765 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:46:44am

re: #764 Obdicut

What kind of an idiot doesn't know each state has it's own gun laws?

Massively irresponsible.

Very dumb move on her part however I don't think she should get locked up for 3 1/2 years either.

766 Daniel Ballard  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:47:05am

re: #762 Obdicut

Vague usually means mere posturing, which of course creates confusion at all levels. So yes, somebody will have to define certain persons. The implication Iran is a threat to our interests, and given the terror forces a direct threat here, seems clear for quite some time, maybe back to Clinton.

767 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:49:56am

re: #765 NJDhockeyfan

Very dumb move on her part however I don't think she should get locked up for 3 1/2 years either.

What do you think the penalty for carrying around an unlicensed gun should be?

She created a very, very dangerous situation. If she had opened her purse and a cop has seen the gun in there, before she realized that she should tell someone-- imagine if she hadn't seen that sign-- things could have gotten really, really bad.

768 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:50:18am

re: #765 NJDhockeyfan

I agree. But, are you sure that someone that stupid should be allowed to roam the streets?
//

769 Daniel Ballard  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:53:02am

re: #764 Obdicut

What kind of an idiot doesn't know each state has its own gun laws?

Massively irresponsible.

True. She should have known. It is illustrative of intent that she made an immediate effort to comply. A major fine and loss of the gun would be appropriate. Civic service etc. Prison would be a life wrecker. This is why we should not tie judges hands with minimum sentences. This scenario was not envisioned when they made the minimum.

770 sattv4u2  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:55:25am

re: #768 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I agree. But, are you sure that someone that stupid should be allowed to roam the streets?
//

We let you !!

{Smooch}

771 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:56:00am

re: #769 Rightwingconspirator

I don't like minimum sentences, nor do I like our entire prison system which is punitive, rather than rehabilitative. But that's the system we have, and making allowances for some people and not for others isn't just. I do prefer fines for stuff like this, but you can get prison time for selling an ounce of weed, which has far less capacity for death and disaster than this woman's actions did.

772 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:56:13am

re: #770 sattv4u2

We let you !!

{Smooch}

Oh, go watch War Whores...

773 sattv4u2  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 9:56:41am

re: #772 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oh, go watch War Whores...

If only!!!

774 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:03:50am

Good lord. Some of the moonbat crap I read on Twitter is so annoying. They haven't changed one bit.

775 Daniel Ballard  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:05:39am

re: #771 Obdicut

I don't like minimum sentences, nor do I like our entire prison system which is punitive, rather than rehabilitative. But that's the system we have, and making allowances for some people and not for others isn't just. I do prefer fines for stuff like this, but you can get prison time for selling an ounce of weed, which has far less capacity for death and disaster than this woman's actions did.

What kind of distinction we make matters. Intent, prior convictions, actual harm done or the lack thereof are helpful to justice. That gun vs weed thing is irrelevant to her case, as we have no overarching guideline tying such different kinds of crimes and sentences together based on potential harm.

776 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:08:36am

re: #774 Gus 802

Good lord. Some of the moonbat crap I read on Twitter is so annoying. They haven't changed one bit.

Here's a solid surface for which you apply directly to your forehead.

777 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:09:58am
778 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:12:04am

re: #775 Rightwingconspirator

What kind of distinction we make matters. Intent, prior convictions, actual harm done or the lack thereof are helpful to justice. That gun vs weed thing is irrelevant to her case, as we have no overarching guideline tying such different kinds of crimes and sentences together based on potential harm.

I'm saying that "go easy on her, she didn't mean to harm anyone" could be used to vacate the sentence of every single drug user or pot dealer too. Which I'd be in favor of, but it's not the actual system we have.

Basically: I'd love to reform the entire sentencing system in the US, since it's both punitive and inconsistent. And minimum sentences suck.

But carrying around a gun where a cop isn't expecting to see one is not just a small mistake. It is a potentially life-threatening mistake. And I don't give her much credit for making an effort to comply; sure, she was complying with the 'no guns in here' rule, but not the larger, much more important "when you travel out of state, you may not be able to carry your gun anywhere" rule. She was just going to check it, she wasn't turning herself in for carrying unlawfully in New York. I think that's part of why they're coming down hard on her: cluelessness.

779 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:12:17am

In reference to this garbage:

The GM genocide: Thousands of Indian farmers are committing suicide after using genetically modified crops

However we find:

Report sought on India farm suicides

Most of the suicides have been linked to poverty, debt, a sharp rise in costs and the failure of crops because of pest attacks.

Some 200,000 farmers have committed suicide in India since 1997.

Drought, a fall in crop prices and an increase in the cost of cultivation are cited as reasons for the farmers' plight.

and:

Farmers' suicide in Vidarbha region of Maharashtra state: A myth or reality?

Finally, suicide should not be viewed as only mental health problem, which is a common notion among people. The various factors which play are: (1) chronic indebtedness and inability to pay interest accumulated over the years, (2) economic decline leads to complications and family disputes, depression, and alcoholism, etc., (3) compensation following suicide (death) helps family to repay debt, (4) grain drain, and (5) the rising costs of agricultural inputs and falling prices of agricultural produce.

In the Indian situation, the causes are multifactorial, cumulative, repetitive and progressive, leading an individual to a state of helplessness, worthlessness and hopelessness, obviously influenced by his social strengths, and weaknesses along with his mental health status.

To which I add: Correlation does not imply causation.

780 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:12:58am

re: #779 Gus 802

The Daily Fail lives up to its moniker again.

781 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:13:18am

re: #779 Gus 802

Oh geez.
Image: piratesarecool.jpg

782 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:13:39am

re: #780 Obdicut

The Daily Fail lives up to its moniker again.

As does Prince Charles. Yeesh.

#MONSANTO!!11ty

783 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:14:00am

re: #781 Varek Raith

Oh geez.
Image: piratesarecool.jpg

lol Thanks!

784 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:16:03am

re: #782 Gus 802

As does Prince Charles. Yeesh.

#MONSANTO!!11ty

Zombie food wants braaaaiiiinnnnsssss.

785 Varek Raith  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:21:03am

Zombie food kill thread.

786 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:22:48am

re: #785 Varek Raith

Zombie food kill thread.

My brain hurts. The real time nature of the misinformation is startling. No one really takes the time to do any research. Even on a cursory level. Confirmation bias rears its ugly head time and time again.

787 Daniel Ballard  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:25:30am

Good enough for eating or applying makeup, but not cell phone use??

As part of a crackdown on distracted drivers, the California Highway Patrol is not just looking for people illegally talking or texting on their cellphones.

Officials also will be on the lookout for those who are eating while driving. And if you're reading magazines or applying makeup, they'll also be looking for you.

From 6 a.m. Friday until 6 a.m. Saturday, the CHP is having a “zero tolerance” cellphone enforcement day.

Although there is no law saying someone can't eat while driving, a distracted driver is in violation of the law.

788 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:26:06am

Physicist builds Lego Large Hadron Collider

As scientists at the CERN Large Hadron Collider in Geneva, Switzerland continue their search for the elusive Higgs boson "God particle," one physicist has built a tribute to their work entirely out of Lego bricks. Sascha Mehlhase, a researcher at the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen, Denmark, spent more than 80 hours designing and constructing a model of the supercollider's intricate ATLAS detector.

Mehlhase, who is part of the institute's high energy physics group, spent about 48 hours modeling the ATLAS on his laptop in Lego's Digital Designer software. He used the application's ability to generate a custom construction manual, but decided to simply eyeball most of the work after seeing the 4,500-page tome it spit out. With some help from his wife, Mehlhase spent 33 hours over the course of several weeks assembling 9,500 bricks to reproduce even the smallest details.

789 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:26:51am

re: #786 Gus 802

The people who do do their research and report soberly don't get rewarded for doing so, is one of the main problems. The media long ago decided to go with 'print first, check later'. And those sources that are generally quite good-- like Maddow-- all it takes is a slip-up and people are saying they're just as bad as anyone else.

790 Targetpractice  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:29:12am

re: #788 NJDhockeyfan

Physicist builds Lego Large Hadron Collider

Seems like there's nothing you can't build with Legos these days.

791 Killgore Trout  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:31:02am

I'm not a car guy but I love this show and this is an exceptionally good episode.
Top Gear S17 E7 - India Special

792 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:34:03am

More on suicides in India:

But these politically motivated deaths are just one aspect of a troubling trend. Suicide has become something of a phenomenon in India, especially in the south, which now has one of the highest suicide rates in the world — a fact that has both puzzled and alarmed public health experts.

Suicides by indebted farmers are frequently reported in the news media and pointed to as a sign that India has forgotten its rural poor. But according to Indian government statistics, bankruptcy or poverty provoke less than 5 percent of Indian suicides. A family conflict, a broken love affair or an illness is a more likely spur.

Then there are politics. The number of ideologically motivated suicides in India doubled between 2006 and 2008, the last year for which statistics were available, according to the government. While the overall number remains small, mental health experts say these deaths illustrate the increasing stress on young people in a nation where, elections notwithstanding, the masses often feel powerless.

There is this:

GM crops

There have been claims of genetically-modified (GM) seeds (such as Bt cotton) being responsible for the farmer suicides.[25][26][27][28] A short documentary by Frontline (U.S. TV series) suggested that farmers using GM seeds promoted by Cargill and Monsanto have led to rising debts and forced some into the equivalent of indentured servitude to the moneylenders.[29]

A report released by the International Food Policy Research Institute in October 2008 provided evidence that the introduction of Bt cotton was not a major factor in farmer suicides in India.[30] It argues that the suicides predate the introduction of the cotton in 2002 and has been fairly consistent since 1997.[30][31] Other studies also suggest the increase in farmer suicides is due to a combination of various socio-economic factors.[32] These include debt, the difficulty of farming semi-arid regions, poor agricultural income, absence of alternative income opportunities, the downturn in the urban economy forcing non-farmers into farming, and the absence of suitable counseling services.

But the latter on GM crops only shows that it's the socio-economic results of the GM crops that may contribute to the suicides. There are other reasons show in the NY Times article. But farmers in India aren't committing suicide in India as a biological result of the GM crops itself. I even noticed it myself in that GM crops were not introduced in India until 2002 while the spike in farmer suicides began in 1997.

793 zora  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:34:54am

re: #759 NJDhockeyfan

stupid move. not 3 /12 yrs in prison stupid, imo.

794 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:41:02am

re: #790 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Seems like there's nothing you can't build with Legos these days.

How about a viable GOP Presidential candidate?

Though I guess using LEGO bricks would make him either a Danish or Chinese citizen by birth and thus not eligible.

795 Daniel Ballard  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:41:12am

One more note on that stupidity with the the gun at the memorial, from a NY Councilman.

New York City Councilman Peter Vallone Jr., who is chairman of the Public Safety Committee, said prosecuting people like Graves will spur gun advocates to fight harder against restrictions on weapons.

"By prosecuting this woman and seeking 3 1/2 years of jail, we are shooting our own [gun-control] efforts in the foot and giving the rest of the country ammunition," Vallone said, according to the New York Post. "Clearly the laws are too strict here," he added.

796 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:43:44am

re: #793 zora

stupid move. not 3 /12 yrs in prison stupid, imo.

Whatever happened to just into the slammer for a week and being done with it? Perhaps that's just in the movies. But yeah, 3 1/2 years... for what? One must also consider priors.

797 Daniel Ballard  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:48:00am

re: #796 Gus 802

Somehow, because it was a gun, local jail is going too soft on crime. Ridiculous.

798 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:48:16am

re: #796 Gus 802

Whatever happened to just into the slammer for a week and being done with it? Perhaps that's just in the movies. But yeah, 3 1/2 years... for what? One must also consider priors.

As brought up before are there minimum sentencing guidelines that might be in play? And also why should a tourist from Tennessee be treated differently than anyone else brought up on the same charges?

It appears that poorly written laws and guidelines need to miscarry justice more than a few times before sufficient impetus accumulates to consider changing them.

799 Eclectic Infidel  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:48:41am

In the creepy voice of Jim Gaffigan:

that's weird..

800 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:50:51am

re: #796 Gus 802

Again, the crime may seem harmless, but it's actually pretty bad. A gun isn't a safe thing. It wasn't being carried by a responsible person, and it was being carried to a place-- the 9/11 memorial-- where the cops are pretty jumpy.

I'm not in favor of jail time in general, but it's no more ridiculous here than it is for any other victimless crime, and less ridiculous than jail time for dealing weed.

801 Daniel Ballard  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:52:31am

re: #800 Obdicut

That weed smells of straw. Straw man maybe. Our laws are not constructed with the logic you present.

802 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:55:11am

re: #800 Obdicut

Again, the crime may seem harmless, but it's actually pretty bad. A gun isn't a safe thing. It wasn't being carried by a responsible person, and it was being carried to a place-- the 9/11 memorial-- where the cops are pretty jumpy.

I'm not in favor of jail time in general, but it's no more ridiculous here than it is for any other victimless crime, and less ridiculous than jail time for dealing weed.

Only if one perceives the possibility of this person repeating said crime. That is does it look like this person just made a mistake or will this person possibly repeat said crime. To me, ignoring this factor would be ignoring behavioral psychology. 3 1/2 years locked up in a little box for making what may be an honest mistake. No it wouldn't be so bad if it was like in a Norwegian prison. And then BTW you'd basically destroy this person's life to a certain extent.

803 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 10:57:07am

re: #801 Rightwingconspirator

That weed smells of straw. Straw man maybe. Our laws are not constructed with the logic you present.

I'm sorry, I can't understand in the least what your critique is, here.

This woman committed a crime that could have wound up with herself or others getting shot. She acted marginally responsibly in that when she saw a sign about no guns allowed, she attempted to check her gun, but was so criminally irresponsible she didn't understand or care that going out of state meant she had to check the state laws on possession. That's something every gun owner should know as an absolute basic.

I don't think jail time is any use for her, or, really, for most criminals, the way we have our jails and laws set up. But that would apply in every case, not just this one.

804 Simply Sarah  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 11:00:09am

re: #803 Obdicut

I'm sorry, I can't understand in the least what your critique is, here.

This woman committed a crime that could have wound up with herself or others getting shot. She acted marginally responsibly in that when she saw a sign about no guns allowed, she attempted to check her gun, but was so criminally irresponsible she didn't understand or care that going out of state meant she had to check the state laws on possession. That's something every gun owner should know as an absolute basic.

I don't think jail time is any use for her, or, really, for most criminals, the way we have our jails and laws set up. But that would apply in every case, not just this one.

Ignorantia juris non excusat.

805 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 11:00:32am

re: #802 Gus 802

Only if one perceives the possibility of this person repeating said crime.

I think it's fully possibly she'll repeat the crime, or another one like it. I don't see any reason to believe she wouldn't.

3 1/2 years locked up in a little box for making what may be an honest mistake. No it wouldn't be so bad if it was like in a Norwegian prison. And then BTW you'd basically destroy this person's life to a certain extent.

Again, I don't think jail time is a good solution or anything. I don't want to give her jail time. But I don't want to give a ton of people jail time; I want to give almost no one jail time in the way that our jails are set up.

806 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 11:00:44am

re: #799 eclectic infidel

In the creepy voice of Jim Gaffigan:

that's weird..

Hooot pocket.

807 Gus  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 11:02:28am

re: #805 Obdicut

I think it's fully possibly she'll repeat the crime, or another one like it. I don't see any reason to believe she wouldn't.

Again, I don't think jail time is a good solution or anything. I don't want to give her jail time. But I don't want to give a ton of people jail time; I want to give almost no one jail time in the way that our jails are set up.

OK. Anyway, I need to take a break.

Later all.

808 Daniel Ballard  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 11:04:26am

re: #803 Obdicut

I'm sorry, I can't understand in the least what your critique is, here.

Gun laws and cannabis laws make for a poor comparison, as the sentencing minimums or guidelines are not cross correlated. They are set separately, and comparing them as you did here is (for that reason) poor logic to use for this.

809 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 11:07:29am

re: #808 Rightwingconspirator

Gun laws and cannabis laws make for a poor comparison, as the sentencing minimums or guidelines are not cross correlated. They are set separately, and comparing them as you did here is (for that reason) poor logic to use for this.

I have no idea what you mean by cross-correlated, or why that they're set separately is a criticism of what I'm saying. It's kind of the point of what I'm saying.

Again: I don't like minimum sentencing laws, I don't think prison time will do any good. But that's a criticism of the legal system as a whole, and this case is not in the least bit unusual, except this woman is more likely to get a good legal defense from gun-rights activists than some two-time loser getting his third strike in California.

810 Daniel Ballard  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 11:18:28am

re: #809 Obdicut
We are mostly in agreement.
I'm saying it's worthwhile to look at this in the context of what we have, not what we wish the system is like. Minimum sentences are quite controversial in our system. One of the very bad scenarios is an ordinarily law abiding person who screws up and then faces a judge with his hands tied.

This case can and should illustrate 3 things-the necessity of responsible gun ownership, how extreme NY gun laws are, and what is wrong with minimum sentences.

811 Obdicut  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 11:20:20am

re: #810 Rightwingconspirator

I'm saying it's worthwhile to look at this in the context of what we have, not what we wish the system is like.

In that case, she is definitely guilty of the crime and should go to jail for at least the minimum sentence, since minimum sentencing laws are what we have.

Minimum sentences are quite controversial in our system.

Yes, but they're what we have, whatever we wish the system was like.

This case can and should illustrate 3 things-the necessity of responsible gun ownership, how extreme NY gun laws are, and what is wrong with minimum sentences.

I'm sorry, what's extreme about jail time for felony gun possession?

812 prairiefire  Fri, Dec 30, 2011 4:20:43pm

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